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    So I randomly decided that I wanted to do a Supernatural chat fic for no reason whatsoever other than I’m in quarantine and don’t want to do school work so fuck it I’m writing this.
    THEY ARE ALL OUT OF CHARACTER AND ON CRACK - The only exceptions are Charlie, Gabriel and maybe Claire because they are all already on crack.
    EVERYONE IS ALIVE except John and Mary
    NO PLOT
    As I get further along in the series I will add more characters, ie the princes when I get there

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    He watches from behind the wall as Dean creeps slowly down the stairs, ensuring that his footfalls are almost silent. Stranger still is huge bag strapped to his back… if Sam didn’t know better he’s say its… moving?

    “Dean!” he snaps, letting his worry show, “Cass just… vanished in a plume of … trench-coat and before that… I saw something… I don’t even understand this.” He sputters.

    Impassive, Dean just glances towards the exit.

    “Did you hear me?” he tries again.

    “Yup.” Dean assures, still glancing at the door, “Heard you like a bell. We’ll talk in the morning Sammy. Night.”

    “Night?” he parrots. “Cass is in trouble.”

    “Cass is a um, heh.” He laughs, “Big boy.”

    Why isn’t he doing anything? And what’s in that damn bag?

    Sam wrenches it open.

    Sam takes a good long look at the child who now sits happily at their table. Glow-y blue eyes, hair dark as night, an unflinching stare that seems to be directed only at Dean, chewing on Dean’s index finger like it’s candy. With jerky motions he wraps the trench-coat around the child, still unable to reconcile what he knows with what he sees.

    Dean laughs, “Now you really are a baby in a trench-coat.” Cass bites down.

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    “I want you to tell me why my name was on that DVD!” he shrieks.

    That makes Dean pull up short. Cass is the picture of calm. He doesn’t scream or show emotions in general. “What’re you talking about man?” he asks, forcing his voice not to sound as gruff. He pats the edge of the bed and smiles as the bed dips with Cass’ weight. “Talk to me.”

    Hands gripping the edge of the bed, Cass gulps, turning his head to Dean. He sees the panic in his friend’s eyes. “I just – I don’t understand things. And what I’m feeling right now… it’s just too much. It feels too intense. And I just can’t breathe. It’s wrong. I know it’s wrong to feel like this but I just – I can’t stop it Dean.”

    “What can’t you stop?”

    Eyes, raw and brimming with emotion, Cass stares at him. “Why was my name on that DVD?”

    “I don’t know.” Dean tries to convey his sincerity. “I really don’t know Cass.”

    “But it said Cass.” His voice is small. “When I saw it on your bed, I thought it was mine.”

    A chill goes through him. Cass … he couldn’t mean that DVD… could he?

    “What DVD?” his voice is almost shrill. It’s like the babysitter and the pizza man all over again.

    “Cas-a Erotica.” Says Cass.

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    Bobby Singer kept his daughter in hiding for a reason. A hunters life is never easy and the more things... people you love, means more that can be ripped away. Losing one son and a two wives was already hard enough on him. Ellie Singer was raised not sure of who she was and what she was meant for, hiding away in a remote mountain town since she was 17 years old. But the past come knocking when her father shows up with two hunters who are gravely injured. Putting her at risk of exposure in order to save ones life. But he's been gone, barely knows his daughter. He's faced with the woman she's become, realizing the dark destiny he has tried to hide her from might be closer than he ever thought.

    (Sounds like it's about Bobby but meh its a Reader/Dean story)

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    Basically life can't get any worse for the brothers or can it? Okay I stink at summaries either way I tried.

    *Rewrite in progress*
    UPDATE:
    Story will be updated daily and finished by either the 24th or 27th of July I'm moving the story along
    at a pretty good pace so bear with me.

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    Sam had planned his revenge and so far everything was going perfectly.

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    Dean is pretty sure he hasn't done anything to deserve what Cas is offering him. Because it sure as hell seems like Cas is trying to grope him. In a parking lot. Against Dean's Baby.

    (But he's also pretty sure he's not going to say "No.")

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    If Sam was being honest, he was tired.

    No, scratch that.

    He was exhausted.

    ***

    In which Sam Winchester has put up with this shit for too damn long

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    “Dude.”

    Dean just grins wider and gives a noncommittal shrug. “I’m just sayin’, Sammy.” He fidgets a little where he’s standing, resisting the urge to manually adjust himself in his jeans out of respect for his scandalized little brother. Judging from Sam’s overly dramatic sigh, he’s not that subtle. Oh well. Can’t say he didn’t try.

     “She’s Kevin’s mom.

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    Cas comes whenever Dean calls, no matter the circumstances. Even when he may be putting himself in danger.

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    Sam is annoyed that Dean and Cas ruined burgers for him, and he missed those delicious burgers. Can he resist forever?

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    Stiles' strange relationship with Derek is the least of his worries as a new set of Hunters step foot in Beacon Hills.

     

    The Packs faces new enemies and gains extraordinary allies.
    When a strange force causes strife, their bonds will be broken or strengthened and their love, tested beyond reason. Werewolves will have to go up against creatures stronger than they. Humans will have to face Demons more powerful and far more cunning than they. Family will prove to be stronger or weaker together.

     

    In Beacon Hills, anything is possible.

     

    SuperWolf.

    Sterek
    Destiel.

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    #SpnStayAtHome
    prompt 6 ~ Jealous

    Sam stares across the booth table at Cas, his mouth half a second away from gaping open in shock as his brain processes what he's seeing.

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    Dean pauses, hesitating slightly with one hand half raised. “You’re sure he’s sleeping right?”

    Cass grins. “Definitely.”

    “Are you like a bajillion percent sure?” Dean asks again, nervousness making his featured pinch.

    Laying an arm on his hand, Cass whispers: “Yes Dean. He’s asleep. I should know because I see the same patterns when you are asleep.”

    “Your creeper habits are coming in handy then.” Dean teases.

    Cass shakes his head wryly, but his eyes are still filled with mirth. His head slowly gravitating towards Dean.

    Their lips meet and their eyes shut in bliss. Dean’s hands make their way to Cass’ nape whilst Cass’ hands come up to cup Dean’s face, dragging him closer.

    “Woah.” Dean says suddenly, his eyes darting back to Sam again. “Here?”

    OR

    Sam is just trying to sleep and Dean and Cass make some noise!
    Which, of course, results in: sam.exe has stopped functioning

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    The boys and Castiel meet on a slim chance while working a big case in Toledo, Ohio. The town is infested with vamps and they need all the hunters they can get. But Castiel hates hunters, despite being one.

    Dean almost instantly falls in love. Almost. The thing is, Cas is an asshole who only cares for himself and Dean, well... Dean is also an asshole, in his own way. They fight and argue but they always make up and stay together.

    They're family... They can't leave each other.

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    -

    Castiel Novak is a normal hunter. He stays with his best friend, Gabe, at his bar. He does normal hunter things. Fights monsters, hunts ghosts, burns bones. Normal hunter stuff.

    The Winchester brothers are normal hunters. They fight ghouls and ghosts, werewolves and vampires. They fight and argue like any other brothers.

    They're just a normal group of people and this?

    Is just..

    A normal..

    Story...

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    Wordlessly, Castiel drapes the blanket over Dean’s shoulders, smiling gently, and patting his shoulder. He’d have better luck with a giant, wet boulder.

    “Warmth is a necessity.” The angel chastises. This isn’t ending well, is what Bobby surmises.

    “You didn’t seem to think much about warmth when I found you on Baby, naked except for that blanket of bees. FYI they didn’t give you all that much coverage, if you know what I mean."

    “Dean.” He says brightly, “Did you know that looking at someone’s genitals is a common sign of romantic interest or infatuation.” How the hell is Bobby in this situation?

    “Dean!” protests the angel, as Dean lays down. Bobby leans against the table. Oh this is going to be good, he thinks, if by good you mean bad – where everyone will suffer. “You haven’t eaten dinner yet. If you go to bed hungry you stomach will produce extra acid and you can get a stomach ulcer.”

    “Well Cass.” Dean bites out… drily… mockingly, “That’s what a have you for. The angel of no conflict and stomach advice.” If only that insult is were enough to suffice.

    OR

    Bobby, while tethered to the flask, vows to make these to idjits drop their stoic masks.

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    After a run of the mill hunt, the boys drive back to their motel. Along the way, Sam disappears and it is up to Dean to find him. But with all the allies gone, who will he turn to for help? Set after season 15. Possible spoilers for the current season, but I will try to avoid them.

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    “Hey Cass.” Sam says, pouring his cup of coffee.

    He’s halfway out of the room when he suddenly turns back and smiles brightly at him. Well, Castiel thinks, that’s not suspicious at all.

    “I know something you don’t.” Sam whispers conspiratorially.

    A frown takes residence on his face. “Of course you do. You study lore extensively.”

    Sam nods, “But it isn’t about lore. It’s about something more… personal.”

    “And are you going to share this knowledge with Dean and I?”

    “Dean? No way.” Sam says. “But you… maybe, if I can trust you.”

    “You can trust me.” he assures, wondering what this great secret will be.

    “Someone likes you.” Sam says softly, his eyes shining brightly with excitement. “As in the non-platonic, non-brotherly type of like that borders on true love.”

    Castiel tries to school his expression. Sam could be talking about anyone. There’s no need to be over eager.

    “And that person… is right here in the bunker.”

    That sends chills down Castiel’s spine.

    Sam beams even brighter, his hand moving to tuck his hair behind his ears. “Well first off, his hair is nice. He’s taller than you. He’s very stylish - when he has to be.”

    Dean likes him.

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    Sam glances at the car that landed in the bunker. “Tell me who convinced Dean to drive that.”

    “What’s wrong with Darling?” Hippie Sam demands.

    “Well, how do you get in there?”

    “I… climb inside?” Other Sam seems skeptical. "What car do you drive?”

    “Oh you’re going to love this. Dean calls her Baby.”

    ...

    “Lookin’ good Baby.” It’s Dean’s voice.

    Dean talking to his car is nothing new, but he doesn’t want to freak out hippie Sam.

    “Thank you Dean. You look lovely as well.” Says another voice.

    Sam feels the beginnings of a tension headache. Sure, Dean talks to his car… but it never freaking replies!

    “Damn Cass, if you keep lookin’ at me like that, we’re gonna have to take Baby for a little spin.”

    Sure, Cass and the Impala might have some similarities: they both have black hair (if paint and your vessle’s hair colour counts), they have a very calming effect on Dean, they wear the same outfit all the time and Dean’s both given them nicknames. But is it possible to confuse an angel with a 1967 Chevy Impala?

    Well there’s only one plausible explanation.

    Hippie Dean is flirting with Cass.

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    The body on the pyre is something neither of them wish to see.

    Yet, out of respect, they hold their gaze steady, watching as Dean – or what remains of him – slowly burns.

    The listen to the sickening, squelching ‘pop’ as his skull explodes from the heat.

    How is he supposed to carry on without his big brother. Even in his last moments, Dean had pulled Cass close and told him to look out for Sam.

    To his left Cass stands, a dissonant figure, his coat almost slipping off. The poison had been something not even angel grace could heal.

    He remembers the frantic way Cass had shoved him aside when Dean fell to the floor. It had been after a hunt.

    “I hate witches.” Dean gasps, hanging onto Cass like a lifeboat.

    “It’s okay Dean.” Sam assured. “We’ll bring you back.”

    “No.” Dean coughed, blood splattering everywhere. “We need to stop Sam. Just let me go.”

    “No.” Sam insisted. “It can’t end like this. I won’t allow it.”

    Dean’s eyes drift to Cass. “Promise me. You’ll watch over him. Let me go. Both of you.”

    To his surprise Cass had just leaned down, pressing a kiss to Dean’s nose. Then they stared at each other.

    “It was real. You were never alone.”

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