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    He's lean, he's mean, and he can't get over that not-adorable, teenager infatuation he's had of you, despite being the world's greatest supervillain. You have responsibilities! A nephew to raise, for heaven's sakes!

    And it's only about to get worse when he decides to take things to the 'next level'.

     

    (All Smite)(Evil) All Might x Reader

    AU of My Hero Romance Series

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    You were sure you had one purpose with your powers of super sensory and heightened empathy. Save the world. First from Tony Stark, and then maybe him from himself if you could help it. After begging Pepper to get you a job, your life turns upside down. And when she's had enough and asks you to step in, well... things get complicated.

    [Sit back and enjoy the slow burn and budding romance! We're re-exploring all of the MCU over here. It's a perfect time I think to fix a few things...]

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    Sometimes people become villains, not because they are particularly evil but because they were pushed into that lifestyle by this flawed society that cannot take into consideration everyone's quirk.
    In order to prevent more people from becoming villains the governement has created a special rehabilitation program for delinquents under the age of 19, as to give them a second chance.
    What happens when a reluctant, non-motivated hero becomes the homeroom teacher of a wild class of delinquents? Come find out!

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    Zarkon is planning a battle to crush the Voltron Force, but it's Christmas. Ghostly visitors throughout the night seek to change his mind. Will he see the light? Will Lotor recover his confiscated action figures? Will Shiro survive the story? What will become of the Voltron Force and their Alliance? Will I be haunted by the ghost of Charles Dickens?

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    AU where Tobirama Senju had a wife and knocked her up and the Senju line didn't end with Tsunade. New Team 7. See tags for more info.

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    Do you know what to do with your life?
    Do you know how to make the best of it an live every second to the fullest?
    Do you know how to follow your dreams?
    Well, neither does Chloe Williams.
    But when her lack of motivation towards her college career causes her parents to cut her off and she is forced to find a job, a series of events are set in motion that don't give her much room to procrastinate anymore.
    She now has to figure out wether she is okay with everything that is happening or not.
    Oh, and she meets people with secrets.
    Are you intrigued?
    Great!
    Chloe certainly wasn't.
    She just wanted to stay in bed and hide today.

    ___

    All chapters will be up by the end of 2019!
    ___

    In case you haven't noticed, „The Chloenicles" are a pun on Chloe and Chronicles.
    I have no regrets.

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    XSU: Go Dragons!
    This is a college!AU based on the original series: Xiaolin Showdown
    Campus life, classes, making friends, getting out of your comfort zone, adjusting to life as an adult, etc.
    How exactly will our beloved Xiaolin and Heylin characters do in university? Guess you'll have to read to find out!
    Mix of narrative & journal style entries.
    ...Do NOT take a shot every time you see the word "campus" you will get drunk, and die.

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    "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who

    No one knows what it's like
    To be the bad man
    To be the sad man
    Behind blue eyes
    No one knows what it's like
    To be hated
    To be fated
    To telling only lies
    But my dreams
    They aren't as empty
    As my conscience seems to be [...]

    Malcolm has a way of doing things, a role he has to play because somebody has to. And, being honest, he is very good at it. He lives alone, within this part. He is not Malcolm Tucker anymore, he is The Malcolm Tucker. He is well aware of this and has resigned to it. Over the past years, that is how he lived his life. However this is soon to change as Malcolm and Lucy Davis, a new PR advisor, set foot into each others lives. As they work together they will find in each other a way to reconnect with themselves, with parts of them they both thought were long lost. Malcolm begind to wonder if he could stop being alone, or even more, if he could stop letting himslef be alone.

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    "Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip."

    Tris Ryder never asked to see Andromeda. He said no to the Andromeda Initiative and went about his life. Then he wakes up 600 years in the future. He's still struggling to make sense of the mess that's become his life when he enters a vault on Eos.

     

    VERY AU. Still same basic-ish plot but a lot of differences. Scott-centric, except his name is Tris here. Very slow burn. Contains emotional neglect/abuse by (a) family member(s), a lot of self-doubt and self-worth issues, anxiety, anger, and depression, so keep that in mind if you're easily triggered. SLASH M/M.

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    Lee Felix is taken to Facility 9 at a young age. Like the others, he is forced to undergo harsh training and torture to one day prepare himself to kill. But it isn't just anybody he has to kill: he must go out into the world, find his soulmate, and end their life in a match to the death. Only one survivor is allowed.

    But what if Felix doesn't want to kill his soulmate, the person who was born just for him?
    What if Felix is not the only person who thinks this way?

    Or in short: this is a dystopian-like fic where everyone is born with another half, they all have supernatural powers, skz and others are pretty kickass, and yes, there will be violence since everyone is badass. oh and there's crack. lots of fluff and crack. yolo. nine or none bitches.
    Come shout out to me about anything kpop!
    @stayinmylane10

    [Complete]

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    It's 2020 and sophomore year at Chisholm high school has ended for Danny RPG. Danny RPG is a 16-year-old girl who lives in the neighborhood town of Lopan (a fictional place for this story), Texas, and she barely passed the exams they bombarded at her, but she succeeded anyway and made the average. Summer has now begun, with her resting the days away, while dreading her future days as a student in Panthera Senior High. With all the time she has for summer, she decided to take advantage of it to play video games, watch shows and videos, and play her favorite mobile role-playing game Food Fantasy. Nothing much has been happening, but then an unknown incident has occurred. What she wouldn't expect are the sudden changes that she's going to have to face and adapt the moment she wakes up from the incident.

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    ... doesn't keep the Bat away.
    You like to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to wind down after work and drink some apple cider. Batman likes to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to do some routine surveillance facing Miagani Island.
    What happens when you, a slightly drunk (varying levels depending on the day) reader, encounter the Bat? And how long before the "chance" encounters aren't by chance anymore and he actually looks forward to his visits?

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    Ashley has ninety nine problems, and learning to deal with grace that has a mind of its own is apparently one of them. Luckily for her, she has an ever growing pack to help her figure it out, a Genius who likes to fund everything, and a pair of over protective archangels who either glare at everything until it wets itself, or pranks everything in sight when jot munching on sweets.

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    After a brief and chance encounter in his sister's restaurant, Jiang Cheng reminds celebrity chef Lan Xichen of all kinds of things. Jiang Cheng - a simple accountant really doesn't want his life to keep changing or for more chaos in his life - but Lan Xichen is bringing a whole lot of challenges he thought he left behind. Lan Xichen on the other hand thinks he's really kind of interesting and the haunting look in the other's eyes reminds him too much of pain that he had to escape from himself. The two blindly wander around in each other's lives until too much is revealed and they have to live with each other's secrets and past traumas.

    [ working title, working summary, a spin off of ideas from a Xicheng discord. ]

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    His hair is cut in an undercut, the top, longer portion of his hair is highlighted with blue. He looks nothing like the typical teacher’s son considering the eyebrow piercing and combat boots. He wears skinny jeans and a plain, burgundy shirt. He’s exactly Will’s type. So, naturally, Will is already crushing on him.
    He’s sure- Nico di Angelo will be the death of him.

    (What if Nico grows up without the tragedies that gives him his unapproachable exterior? What if Will Solace grows up being home-schooled without any developed social skills?)

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    In the middle of a battle, two strangers appear out of thin air. One with a bow and arrow and the other a Wonder Woman looking lasso.

     

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    Or: Derek and Stiles' kids from another Earth accidentally lands in Teen Wolf's canon.

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    Brodie Lee left home at sixteen to escape and somehow ended up becoming a musical icon. Her success in the 80's underground scene was perfectly timed to usher in the 90's Alternative explosion. By the time her band reached it's peak, the pressures of mainstream success tore them apart. Her ex's rehab stay led her to an unlikely friendship with Robert Downey Jr.

    Now RDJ is back on top as Ironman. Brodie having a deep love of comics since childhood, has a special connection to the Marvel character Bucky Barnes for reasons very few people know. She even has a tattoo she hides from the public as a reminder of her past. When she attends the Endgame premier as RDJ's guest and mistakenly tells a reporter about it, word quickly gets to the man who brought Bucky to life, Sebastian Stan.

    Seeing his opportunity to meet the woman he has been in love with since high school, Sebastian seeks her out. The attraction is mutual, but Brodie has given up on relationships and has some dark secrets that have caused previous partners to bolt.

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    During the Chitauri invasion, Lauren is called to the helicarrier where she hears some devastating news. She needs to pull herself together, because the God of Mischief has just disappeared with the most powerful weapon SHIELD has ever encountered and may be coming back to finish the job.

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    Space pilot Dean is caught trying to break Sam out of prison, and ends up tossed into a cell with a half-man, half tentacly monster alien.

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    Everyone has a weakness, it seems, and everyone has secrets. But not all skeletons should remain in a closet, and not every demon should forever lurk in the dark.

    Continuing from Book 1, Agent Nines and Gavin work together on discovering the truth behind the Agency and all its ghastly plans for Detroit City. Hank and Connor are hot on the trail, but who can they really trust? Who is a friend, and who is a foe?
    No one said it would be easy when the lines between 'friend' and 'enemy' become blurred.

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    17/?
    Comments:
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