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    Tony looked at the woman with a confused expression before turning to face Steve, who looked pale and shell shocked.

    “Ma?” He said, quietly, making Tony raise his eyebrows.

    “That’s your mom?” Tony asked, pointing at the unconscious woman, Steve just nodded, “Well, this must be a time machine of some kind, her DNA does connect to yours, after all,”

    “She can’t be here-”

    “I know, Cap, but this machine looks like it was a one-use deal, if the smoking is anything to go by. I’ll have to fix it or build a new one before she can leave,”

     

    OR, Tony touches something he shouldn't have, Sarah Rogers is a gift to this world, and Steve is just tired.

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    The head handler rolled his eyes, “And where would you suggest we find someone like that? All of our agents have directly interacted with The Asset or are too threatening to give him any sense of calm. He needs to be calm or he won’t eat, and he’s of no use to us when he’s unable to walk from lack of sustenance,”

    The junior handler scratched his chin, thinking.

    Just then, an idea seemed to strike him like lightning.

    “We have a man, Steven Rogers, who has only been with us for a short while. He’s scrawny and probably won’t survive any experiments, much less the chair. He is the least threatening person I’ve ever seen, he’s perfect,”

    The Head handler cocked an eyebrow, smirking slightly.

    “Alright then,” he said, “let’s introduce them,”

     

    AKA The Skinny!Steve kidnapped by HYDRA AU that no one asked for

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    “As soon as the plane touched down, the door opened and Tony could hear a dog barking from the inside of a farmhouse to their left.

    “Bucky?” The avengers all turned to see a small man standing on the porch of the house, a german shepherd barking at his feet.

    James smiled, something the Avengers didn’t see much.

    “Hey, Stevie,”

    OR instead of going to Clint's house in AoU, Bucky takes the Avengers to his and Steve's house on the countryside
    This is part of a series. Reading them in order is recommended, though this can be read as a stand-alone.

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    The team get transported to another dimension where soulmates exist.
    How will the team cope when they find out who their perfect partner actually is.

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    Steve and Nico are old friends and meet up. The curious Avengers follow, wondering where their leader is going.

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    Tony reached for the file opening it slowly, on top was a memorandum filled with dark black lines of redacted information. Clever hazel eyes widened as he skimmed through the text and the horrible truth became clearer.

    “There were two?” he mumbled.

    Fury hummed, “It would appear the history books got it wrong, Erksine used the serum twice….once on James Barnes, known as Captain America and the other, his best friend, a man named Steve Rogers.”

    Tony leafed through the old papers, “How did we not know?”

    Fury leaned forward than looking surprisingly pensive, "They scrapped the program, and Barnes was turned over to do bond drives with the war effort, while Rogers…he was sent to a secret facility.”

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    Steve has a secret. And then he makes a poorly-timed joke to a reporter, and suddenly he has two secrets.
    One: He's in love with his best friend.
    Two: Despite what the press thinks, they're not actually dating.

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    Steve Rogers is a struggling artist. When he moves to Los Angeles in the hopes of making a bigger name for himself, he has no choice but to move into the infamous Murder House. It's also where he meets Bucky, the mysterious guy who definitely isn't who he says he is. With mysteries to solve and trying his best not to get himself killed every few minutes while also falling head over heels for Bucky, Steve is pretty sure his life will never be the same again.

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    Just, a lot of whump. Post Civil War. Cross-posted on Fanfiction.net. There's a new organization like Hydra, and they want the Winter Soldier too.

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    When Howard Stark demands Tony work at a dig site in S.America one summer to "build character" and "learn about life", Tony is furious.
    But then he meets soldier/archeologist Steve and falls in love with blue eyes and a perfect smile. Just as they are ready to move forward together, Steve leaves abruptly with no explanation and breaks Tonys heart.
    Ten years later, Tony stumbles across the file for the old dig site. He's determined to visit and shut it down, but discovers that instead of a village, the dig has unconvered a temple and actually needs MORE money to stay open. A security team is hired to protect the staff and the artifacts they find, and Tony comes face to face with Steve Rogers all over again– except Steve is bearded and BIGGER and way more dangerous than he used to be...And Tony likes it.
    When the camp is attacked, Steve jumps into action, snatching Tony and running into the jungle to escape and work their way towards safety.
    But long days and nights together bring back old feelings, and one day Steve takes a risk and asks Tony to give them another chance.
    Will Tony say yes? Or is his heart buried too far for the soldier-turned- archaeologist-turned-mercenary to find it?

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    Steve’s beginning to think that the faster an event happens the slower the problem goes away. He’s been stuck in his suit for a few hours, some kind of alien glue bonding each piece to his skin.Tony and Bruce have yet to come up with a timeline on when the solvent will wear off but they assure him that it doesn’t seem to be toxic. Goodie.

    Tony is taking samples of the pink, slimey and super sadistically sticky substance. Its coating every inch of his body. It feels like his hair has been gelled with cement. He’s lucky the cowl kept his eyes safe and that Tony wiped off the glue over his mouth before it dried.

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    Maybe flowers’ll grow from me, pulling everything else out of my flesh until I’m nothing but those bones, nothing but all the love I got for you. That’ll last forever, I know it.

    Got me all twisted-up, honey. Always did.

    Steve Rogers tries to carve out a place for himself in a world where he isn't Captain America. Bucky Barnes tries to reclaim himself while paying back a debt that he can't shake.

    Somehow, they manage to meet in the middle.

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    Fulfills this prompt:
    9- Supernatural creatures AU

    With parts from this prompt:
    4- The team has to visit/move into the old Stark Mansion temporarily, Clint goes snooping and finds a bunch of old homemade VHS cassettes. When after a bit of convincing Tony gives the ok they gather everyone up to watch them. The videos show Maria, Peggy, Ana and Jarvis and kid!Tony. Tony and Steve get all teared up bc of Peggy and Bucky can't deal with how cute Tony was. Bonus points for Howard being a shitty parent and godmother!Peggy shutting him down.

    When Stark Tower is damaged in an attack, the team is forced to move into Tony's childhood home. It is there that Tony's many secrets start to unravel.

    AU after Winter Soldier

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    Steve’s eyes snapped open and he let out a groan after looking at the clock.
    Steve has medical conditions. medical conditions that are somewhat relieved when he gets a full night of sleep. But Steve also enjoys 5 AM walks around the park. Between his need for sleep and love for early mornings, he needed a full 9 hours of rest starting at exactly 8PM and his damn upstairs neighbor won’t. stop. playing. the drums.

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    "My annoying upstairs neighbor is playing the drums late at night so I'll passive-aggressively play the bagpipes back" AU.

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    The Winter Soldier drags Captain America out of the Potomac, but it's James Barnes who's left to pick up the pieces. And it's all a dirty great mess, 'cos trying to piece together a fractured mind is hard enough when you ain't on the run. But the Winter Soldier's nothing if not resourceful and Bucky knows Steve Rogers, which lets Barnes finally buy the three of them some breathing space.

    And Eastern Europe, well, it's pretty nice actually - so for a while things are pretty good, or as good as they can be for a man with a metal arm and a tri-faceted personality and a kill score he couldn't total even if he took his socks off. He's got a life (of sorts) and a network of friends (who cares if they're homeless?) and an intercontinental pen-pal, now that Steve's finally stopped chasing him.

    But then he finds himself caught up in the centre of the Avengers' civil war, because when did anything ever go their way?

    ~✪~


    Linking together the events of The Winter Soldier and Civil War, with an eye on making it all right in the end. Expect language. Expect violence. Expect mental instability. Expect emotionally constipated bad-ass supersoldiers.

    You with me? Cool. Let's go.

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    It had never occurred to Steve that this could be a problem before.

    “All good, Cap?” Morita yelled from several meters away.

    “I have to take a fucking piss!” Steve yelled back, kind of dumbfounded with how to handle this situation.

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    Surprisingly, Steve's list of superpowers does not include the Ability To Hold Your Pee During A Battle, which is a dilemma that echoes throughout centuries, to Bucky's horror.

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    You’re alone at home, missing your boyfriend Steve,
    when there’s suddenly a noise at the front door.
    (I'm bad at summarys to be honest)

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    Steve finished the test first and put his pencil down, a sigh of relief heavy on his lips. He looked back to see Tony blushing as he wrote an answer down.

    SLAM!

    Steve’s head hit the desk hard after a nosebleed ripped through him.

    ‘He’s remembering! So cute!’

    “Mister Rogers! Are you okay?!”

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    It's Steve's birthday, so the team plays Truth Or Dare. Everyone ends up humiliated, especially Steve.

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