20 Works in Sassy Aziraphale (Good Omens)

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    Aziraphale is comfortable in his own skin. He is okay with sitting in his 'Closed' shop reading away during the day. And he is okay with hitting a club with his good friend Anathema once in a while and trying out what Soho has to offer him. However, at the end of the day, he knows he can always go back to his shop and wash off the glitter and sweat from the night before. Not having a boyfriend meant none of the problems along with it. He is content with the life he has even if his friends keep trying to get him to try something else. Aziraphale thought he was happy until one night leads to an upset in that line of thought.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,609
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    238
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    Aziraphale tries to perform Christmas miracles as ordered by Gabriel and sing for the Church Choir. Life shouldn't be that hard for an Angel, but somehow it is.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,115
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    183
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    Aziraphale Angeles has been given a fresh start as a first year at prestigious all-girls Catholic school, and she loves it. She’s finally being left alone by her family, and she loves her uniform, her books, her tea. It’s practically Eden, if only she didn’t keep running into that infuriating trouble maker, Antonia J. Crowley. She does NOT need more questions in her life…

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,428
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    104
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    The Archangels come up with a plan to force Aziraphale to accept a recall to Heaven. They send another angel in his place to keep Crowley in line.

    Or at least, that's how they want it to go.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,550
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1579
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    After the end of the world that wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley thought they'd have some breathing room to figure out what it means to be on their own side. Unfortunately, Heaven and Hell have other plans.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,800
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    234
    Kudos:
    234
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    2705
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    What’s a thicc boi to do when he’s just too sassy for even the sassiest club in England?
    You don’t fuck with the gavotte king.
    Relatively SFW
    Page 1:

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    255
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2827
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    Aziraphale wasn’t good with change. He enjoyed his routines, enjoyed his cocoa, but most of all, enjoyed his time with Crowley at the Ritz. However, when Head Office cuts Aziraphale off, he’s forced to run his bookshop as an actual business, complete with selling part of his precious collections. But first, major renovations need to made. Can Aziraphale stand to turn his life upside down? Perhaps he can with the help of Crowley and a lot of patience between the two of them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,604
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    365
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    A collection of short fics about the daily lives and random events of Aziraphale and Crowley post-Armadidn't. Each chapter is a different story, unless stated as parts, and will include any needed warnings in the summary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,606
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    34
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    Angels come to visit Aziraphale's shop and find a demon in the wrong place at the wrong time.
    Or:
    Crowley is trying to be Romantic and Sweet and gets the shit beaten out of him, and Aziraphale very firmly puts a couple low-ranking soldiers in their place.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,366
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    1648
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    Aziraphale sighed softly, catching the movement out of the corner of his eye before looking up at the ceiling. “Oh, it’s… I just… I was just thinking about things. I wonder, sometimes, you know? I wonder what might have been, had we not been stationed together in Eden by accident.”

     

    Crowley looked at him, furrowing his eyebrows slightly as he took in Aziraphale’s words, turning them over and around in his head before he quietly spoke. He smacked his lips and swallowed thickly. “That wasn’t an accident, Angel.”

     

    “It wasn’t?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,503
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    237
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1314
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    It's been a few months since the almost-apocalypse and things are trucking on. Crowley and Aziraphale are finally able to live their lives the way they want to. But can they both live a life together? Especially when something very new and very familiar enters the into the mix? - This is straight up fluff. This is just something I wrote for spits and giggles. Family friendly, and it will remain this way (should I decide to add on). One shot? Who the heck knows.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,002
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    339
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    Crowley has never eaten an oyster, nor has he ever eaten lunch with Aziraphale, but both of those facts would change that day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,456
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    580
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    A Good Omens fashion world AU that no-one asked for! Aziraphale is HVN's newest designer and Crowley is their most promising model.

    Even though fashion week is just around the corner and Aziraphale should be focusing all his attention on proving he belongs in HVN, he keeps getting distracted by a certain flame-haired model who makes him what to break the rules.

    Even though Crowley knows he always falls too hard and too fast, he can't help finding ways to bump into the new designer who is so different from everyone Crowley has ever known.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,283
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    613
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    How Aziraphale and Crowley figured out they needed to switch bodies to avoid being destroyed, with long-overdue confessions and hugs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,695
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    533
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    What's left to do after the Armageddon-That-Wasn't? Sweet fluff, hot smut, and facing Holy and Infernal Retribution. Just how did Aziraphale and Crowley hatch the plan to swap bodies? And how could they be sure it would go off without a hitch?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,345
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    329
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    3820
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    "I'm sorry," Crowley murmurs, moving to exit the falling apart car,"I didn't mean to do that," he finds the can't quite look Aziraphale in the eye. He stumbles out of the car, swaying slightly as his vision blurs and distorts. Something wet slides out of his left nostril. He touches his hand to it, grimacing as it comes away red.

    Basically, Crowley crashes the Bentley.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,251
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    645
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    Aziraphale knew he wasn't supposed to go to France in the middle of a bloody Revolution. Especially dressed up like an aristocrat. But, in his defense, he was hungry and just wanted some crepes. He just didn't expect to actually get captured.

    Good thing his Alpha is always there to save the day.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    924
    Bookmarks:
    122
    Hits:
    12269
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    Drink, sober, sleep: Crowley's plans for the evening are simple. That is, until he encounters something unexpected on his way to bed...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    342
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3546
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    An unexpected trip down memory lane leads to quite a strange evening in Aziraphale's bookshop; courtesy of your vivid imagination and great lack of sleep.

     

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    You remember the first time you and Crowley verbally 'fought,' having only known the Demon for a short time and not exactly on equal ground concerning emotional matters.

     

    At least you have your own Guardian Angel to help you figure things out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1563
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    Aziraphale's job at the flower shop is normally dull, until he gets a new regular customer who has some very odd, very specific requests.

    [Oneshot. Everyone's human AU. Generally a mindless fluff-fest.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,219
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    1828
    Bookmarks:
    192
    Hits:
    8968

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