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    While Hobbit culture may have shifted drastically from their Wandering Days (and before even that), they haven’t forgotten their roots.

     

    Or, alternatively; Dealing with a hobbit that was both a Baggins and Took is a heart attack and a headache for nearly everyone who meets them, namely because they seem to be two steps ahead and twelve feet to the left of where you expect them to be when you think you’ve finally caught up.

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    Summary: Gandalf got annoyed with the Dwarves ( Kili and Fili) and his Magic got out of control, Bilbo was unfortunately in the blaze line and ended up as the child.

    Will he stay a child for the journey, or will he turn back...who knows

    So this is another fanfiction I haven't written one like this before, but I hope you like it. I love the hobbit so this will be fun to write.

    Pairings : Tauriel/Kili eventually Bagginshield

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    The Quest of Erebor was a success. Erebor was reclaimed. There was a Durin, albeit distant, on the throne.

    Life went on and everyone lived a life. Yet for the members of the Company, life was never the same. They grieved and grieved until even that made them numb.

    But they couldn't exactly do anything about what had come to past, right?

    Right?

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    Bilbo Baggins was a hobbit, that much was true. There was something that did set him apart however. He did not start as a hobbit, and he did not always take the form of one. You might recognize one of his other names. He is also known as Smaug the Dreadful, Smaug the Magnificent, and occasionally Silvertongue.

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    Bilbo enjoys his life as a barista in the city of Arda. All the races get along, more or less, but dwarves can be a little annoying. Especially when they're on the phone in line. During morning rush.

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    In a Hole in the ground, there lived a Hobbit. But this is not your usual hobbit. No, she was a rather different sort, really, and all of the Shire knew it. She was a Bounder. Her name is Aconite Baggins.

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    Thorin was at a loss. He was a monster slayer. A killer of all evil creatures who prey on humanity. Including vampires. Especially vampires. He hated vampires. He wouldn't be content until he eradicated every last one of the foul beings.

    So what in Mahal's name was he doing sitting here in a dusty armchair next to a cold hearth drinking tea (of all things!) with a (admittedly rather cute) vampire. The same vampire that he came to this old castle to kill.

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    Mahal feels like Thorin fucked up his legacy and gives him a do over. With foreknowledge, Thorin hopes to reclaim Erebor, correct all his mistakes, and have his happy ending with Bilbo. There's just a pesky dragon and a ring in the way, on top of everything else.

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    In a world where no one dies and everything works out fine, Thorin and Bilbo are waking up to another productive morning. They just aren't prepared for what kind of productivity lies in store. They also aren't quite aware of their own odd sleeping habits apparently.

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    If he had thought that reclaiming Erebor would be the hardest thing he did, then Thorin Oakenshield was indeed what his husband loved to call him- an Idiot.

    Surrounded by a family he once thought lost, a mountain of Dwarrows with conflicting thoughts, another child on the way with the life of his Husband on the line, and chaos in general, Thorin was sure he would lose his mind.

    But he was a descendant of Durin, and descendants of Durin stood tall. They fought and made their points. So Thorin would happily navigate through the madness that reigns (because madness is what Erebor has become), fight his own sickness (they really need to spend that gold somewhere) and get used to this new normal (The 'new normal' was undefinable) while making sure his family- all of them- remain strong and together (THIS was the hardest thing he would have to do)

    Nobody ever said love was easy, after all.

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    Sequel to 'When the Sun Rises, I will...'. Can't be read as a standalone, unless you wanna.

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    Dwalin has to admit that he is a professional when it comes to putting his foot in his mouth, and when is the best time to put say foot in say mouth is during SEX. Now, he has hurt someone he cares about, she is acting like he doesn't exist, and Mahal's balls what is this ache going on in his chest.

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    After the great battle of the 5 Armies, Bilba Baggins. Good Burglar of Erebor, Riddle Maker, Barrel Rider of Underhill. Believes the family she had found under dwarves is dead. So she takes what she has and leaves as soon as she can, only to find two treasures had joined on her adventure. So- Vowing to keep them safe in the shire away from the real world, she hides the truth in her stories. But this isn't about her anymore. It about two Dwobbits determined to unburden their mother from danger. Leaving her to be safe in the shire as the two faunts sneak away to find the truths in their mother's stories...

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    Thorin is King of the demons, a beast-like race feared by humans. Ever since the demons and humans formed a truce years ago, the humans have sent a young human every year as a tribute to the King of demons. Thorin is tired of having to deal with the tribute that has long since lost its meaning. The only tribute he'd be interested in is the boy he met fifteen years ago on the border of the demon and human realms. Despite his fantasies, Thorin knows the chances of ever seeing the boy again are slim to none, until they're not.

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    When Alex Walker woke up this morning, she did not expect to be in Middle Earth. A place that only exists in books and movies for her. She comes to realize it's the day Gandalf comes to visit Bilbo to ask him if he would like to go on an adventure. With the knowledge she knows, she wants to take this opportunity to save Thorin and his nephews from their untimely doom. To do that, she must become apart of the Company and travel to Erebor. Will she be able to save them? Or will Thorin's trust issues get in the way?

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    Bilbo's about to settle in for dinner when his phone buzzes. He glances down as the message pops up on his screen.

    what're you up to

    His heart beats faster, and he responds before he can second guess himself.

    just thinkin' bout how you're a few neurons short of a proper brain

    The response comes faster than he expected.

    i miss you, too <3

    He can't stop the blush spreading across his cheeks, and he's tempted to screenshot it, just so he can remember that Thorin typed those words to him, just so he can have proof.
    Then his phone buzzes again.

    but not as much as i miss fucking your mom

    He blinks down at the screen, his lips quirking into an unwilling smile. Yes, they're horribly rude to each other, and God knows he would be ashamed if anyone else knew how they spoke to each other, but... he's not sure he would trade it for anything.

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    Or, the one where Bilbo has been in love with Thorin Durin, golden boy of Erebor High School, for as long as he can remember. When they finally start to become friends, it turns out it's not quite what he expected. Thorin is not quite what he expected.

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    Bilbo Baggins was not your average hobbit. Of course, he had the wonderfully groomed and well-taken-care-of hairy feet like every other one of his race, yes, but he was not like other hobbits. He was cursed. Or, as the witch who gave him the enchantment put it, was “gifted”. She had given him the “gift” of obedience – whenever there was a direct command given to him, for example “cook a large meal” or “take a walk”, he could not disobey. Not without a lot of pain and eventual submission.

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    Bilba makes a wish as she, Fili, Kili and Thorin wait for Frodo to join them on the ship to the dwarven halls of the dead. She makes many actually between worry for him and anger for putting him in this situation. Yavanna decided to grant her wishes because she also thinks that this whole thing could have been done better (though she doesn't blame Bilba in the slightest). Now Bilba is a child being forced to relive the fell winter moments to late to save her parents. It doesn't seem like much but the death of Azog's warg changes everything.

    Like the flap of a butterfly's wings.

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    Frodo wasn't a good kid by human standards. Sinking a boat, drowning his 'Parents'. Really, he was still confused about why none of the human authorities linked it to him! So off he went, another name, another 'family'. With the deaths of Drogo and Primula Baggins he was to be sent back into the system, he had accepted it but... but then Bilba Baggins had stepped up and claimed guardianship. Just turned eighteen Bilba Baggins who laughs at his dark humor and ruffles his hair when the other kids shy away from him.

    Bilba Baggins who had also just lost her 'parents' and rolled her eyes when he tried drowning her.

    Maybe he could have a mother after all...

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    When Kili is desperately in love, Bilbo remembers what it was like to be that young and in love. As he reminisces, he and Thorin come to disagree on certain events. But disagreements are not necessarily a bad thing. They can be enlightening, and oh so helpful.

    Part of When the Sun Rises series. You can try reading it as standalone, and if nothing makes sense, do check out the first story!

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    Azog has been hearing these pretty little whispers about the Durin's and their human for years. They've been trying to keep quiet about it of course but Queen Frerin was seen in Thorin's kingdom and Princess Dis seen in his own. It was very interesting to learn of the Durin's only weakness, it almost felt like a trap but then Bolg had come in to the throne room beaming with pride. Still in his human disguise Lee Burns and bloody faced. The human was real, Bolg had almost take her purity as well but she'd surprised him. Azog can clearly tell that this hasn't put his son off, the mixture of her being King Thorin's obsession and her being strong enough to stun him making her extra appealing.

    Azog can't believe his luck, he sends Bolg back then spends the next two years gathering enough strength to send a dead winter across the whole of California.

    Let the games begin.

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