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    “What the hell?!” Draco coughed as he got his head above water only to realise there was someone else occupying his personal space. It took a few seconds before he managed to figure out what was going on.

    Or well… He tried to grasp the situation, adrenaline still pumping through his body as he frantically took in his surroundings. The first thing he noticed, the most important one, was that he was no longer in full on battle mode fighting for his life. The second thing made him curse inwardly as he launched himself backwards, his robe soaked and heavy, away from the shocked look of none other than the golden boy himself.

    “Potter?!” Draco managed to bark out, before he was regrettably forced back down into Potter’s lap. He groaned as he landed and started cussing at the naked guy in front of him, or well… underneath him. “Let go of me, you dimwit!”.

    “I’m not fucking doing anything!” Potter’s voice was still reasonably filled with horror as he too tried to push Draco off.

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    Draco Malfoy is an actor with a perfect life. Due to a mysterious ritual that took his soul to the era of Ancient Greece, he awakens in the body of the Prince of Sparta, who is about to be married to Ares, a God of War who has a bad reputation in history.

    Having no other choice, Draco is forced to adapt to the era of Ancient Greece and accidentally learns the secrets of the Olympus Gods that are apparently not as written in mythology. Even though Draco knows the long history of Ares's affair with Aphrodite, the Goddess of Beauty, it is becoming increasingly difficult to escape the charm of Ares, who is determined to melt his heart.

    Will Draco give up and accepting his new self? Or did he choose to return to his old perfect life? And what happens when Draco accidentally learns an important secret that could have claimed his life?

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    This is not your usual ordinary sweet story. This is a twisted story with shadow lurking from the corner because a love story isn't always beautiful.

    Draco is SHORT than Harry in this universe.

    [DO NOT REPOST OR TRANSLATE]

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    "The thought of Snape owning a fridge disturbed him more than he thought it would."
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    Harry Potter, boy who lived, soon-to-be savior of the wizarding world, was currently on the brink of death by starvation. He was doing good though, he was following his orders to the t. Even if it killed him, he would stay with the Dursleys.
    Severus Snape had other ideas.
    Assigned by the Order to guard wonder boy for a week, the man dutifully sat in a tree for the better part of three days. After half the week had passed, Severus still hadn't seen signs of the boy alive. Too curious to resist the temptation, he investigated.
    When he 'kidnapped' Potter, he didn't expect to be the one to look after him.

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    Begrudging father figure Severus Snape
    Eventual/slow burn Drarry
    Lucius Malfoy is a prick. (he's actually really sweet, and more like Arthur Weasley than he would like to admit)
    Harry discovers fishnet stockings.
    Draco discovers muggle music

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    Draco Malfoy makes a decision, one that ends up costing him his life. What should have been a quick death instead sends him to Harry Potter's muggle residence - as a ghost. Both Draco and Harry are subsequently stuck with each other, whether they like it or not.

    Featuring: humor, angst, a good dose of anger, and Draco learning Harry isn't at all the boy he thought he knew.

    [ABANDONED and UNFINISHED]

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    When Pansy purchases Draco's son a copy of the latest anonymous bestseller, a story about a young boy caught on the wrong side of a war that Draco finds eerily similar, it sets in motion a chain of events that make Draco question whether he's truly happy with his perfectly content life.

    This isn’t a love story, not in the traditional sense. No, this is a story about falling in love with your friends, falling in love with your son, falling in love with yourself…

    Falling in love with your life.

    Ok, and maybe falling a bit in love with a reclusive Harry Potter who ends up being more than what he seems.

    Features: Reclusive Harry, Oblivious Draco, the Hermione/Draco friendship you never wanted but secretly needed, Lavender aka the Minister of Magic's Secretary of the Year, Draco trying to be a good dad to Scorpius, Astoria is the best ex-wife ever, Pansy Zabini is obsessed with polyjuice, dancing nifflers, Drag Queen Bingo, Career Angst, Protective Kreacher, and some serious sexual tension in the alley behind the Leaky. Did I mention blondes have more fun? & seriously Blaise watch a soap opera not your friends.

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    Perseus Will, humble fisherman denouncing his demigod status as the son of Zeus, joins a band of warriors on a dangerous quest to avenge his family and prevent the sacrifice of Princess Andromeda to the Kraken. Their leader, Draco, doesn't seem to like Will very much, though that doesn't stop Will looking at the man's legs.

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    At the end of third year, Draco decided to embark on a midnight stroll. Coincidentally, Professor Snape was just making his way towards the Womping Willow. Just what world has Draco been introduced to, under the haze of twinkling stars?

    Mainly written by Spacefrost. Beta-d by Cottonkit (Or whatever name it will be changed to)

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    When his parents' business went bankrupt, and his family collapsed, Draco was forced to see with his own eyes how one by one his loved ones left him. Alone in this world, Draco realizes that the destroyer of his family's life, the indirect killer of his parents, is Harry Potter, a cold-blooded man, a business leader who has the spare time to destroy and control the small businesses he is looking for, including Draco's company. Their family life was actually much more peaceful and happier before Harry Potter stepped in and ruined everything.

    Draco hated this world, especially that man. If there was one thing he wanted to do, it was to destroy Harry Potter with his own hands.

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    This is not your usual ordinary sweet story. This is a twisted story with shadow lurking from the corner because a love story isn't always beautiful.

     

    =WARNING=
    This story might be implying something called "Stockholm Syndrome"
    Dark!Harry; Innocent!Draco

    Draco is SHORT than Harry in this universe.

     

    [DO NOT REPOST OR TRANSLATE]

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    Harry has survived so much, but not entirely unscathed. His physical wounds may have healed, but the psychological toll of being raised by people who hated him and being "The Chosen One" runs deeper than anyone (Even Harry himself) knows. Will he be able to find his way home? With some help from unexpected allies, he just might.
    TRIGGER WARNING: This fic centers around depression and some chapters may include self-harm! Read at your own risk!
    Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor do I intend to make any profit off of this work

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    Harry’s suffocating under all the expectations of the wizarding world, but he’s fascinated at Malfoy’s sudden ability to flaunt his true self to whoever cares to watch. And Harry? He might like to do something more than watch if he can ever get up the nerve.

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    Dracos life was simple after the war, He works at his dream job as a model easily. Gaining attraction from many photographers, his biggest fears come true.

    Harry Potter has been paired with him to help the both of them.

    Will they keep it professional? Or will they not be able to keep their mouth shut (or maybe their pants).

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    Hogwarts 8th Year - Harry tries to reconcile with Draco by healing his Sectumsempra scars. He discovers that he finds Malfoy's skin beautiful and events spiral out of control from there. In the process of coming to terms with these feelings, Harry turns to his best friend(s) to help him make sense of his newly discovered desires.

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    Harry Potter, now twelve and starting his second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, is very perplexed. All last year he knew who he was if nothing else, but now as he stares at the woman dressed in black glaring at Dumbledore, he isn't sure.

    He would like to know who decided not to tell him he had magical family and why he's only hearing of his aunt now, but he would also like to know who forgot to tell him that his father had a much younger sister.

    This woman, who decided that the best time to duke it out with the headmaster, was not standing in the great hall in the middle of the welcoming speech.

    First Dobby and now this. What in Merlins name is going on now, and why can't poor Harry seem to catch a bloody break?

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    Harry asks Draco to fake date him in order to win a bet. But neither of them anticipated that they might develop real feelings...

    Sassy Draco and Sassy Harry and lots of fluff and a tiny bit of angst at the end but not too bad :) mostly its just funny

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    Tired of not having a real location to do the deed, Harry and Draco decide to give the room of requirements a shot as a lovers' nest. It would all have gone right if Harry wasn't just so damn bad with dirty talk.

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    ____________________________
    Can you remember
    Who you were,
    Before the world
    Told you who you should be?
    ____________________________

    The life of the Malfoy twins was dark and cold. No affection shown and not even the lights could brighten up the Manor. It was a hopeless place and no money could change that.

    Despite living in the same household, the two twins were raised differently. Cassiopeia was raised to never show herself her true self out in the world while Draco was raised to be the Malfoy heir. So Cassiopeia made sure that though her brother was fed lies about muggles and half bloods, she would tell him the truth, that blood was blood. It changed nothing.

    They both had one wish they shared, which was to be known as siblings. Going to Hogwarts together was their one way ticket to paradise. Except their father tells them he registered them with different last names, one Black and one Malfoy. Their dream crashes and burns fast.

    But Cassiopeia was not going to let her brother be fed anymore lies and if that means she has to break some of the Malfoy rules then so be it. In her book family came first and nothing was getting in her way.

    FIRST BOOK

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    When is kidnapped by the psychopathic Dr. DeMort, he is biologically changed causing his eyes to turn silver and his aging to halt. He is forced to leave the country when the ministry shows a dangerous interest in Draco. When Draco is smuggled to America, by his mother's ex-convict cousin Sirius and his boyfriend Remus, he meets a dark, handsome, green-eyed ship hand.

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    Draco finds himself in Harry’s apartment with no recollection of how he got there. Harry find himself with a small, green dragon, and not a clue where it came from.

    Woot woot here’s a healing oneshot and fluff. Very serotonin. :)))

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    “Your name won’t get you anywhere with me—“

    “—thank Merlin—“

    “—As Malfoys are still superior politically and financially, so I wouldn’t even think of trying to strong arm me with some hero title,” He sniffed and turned away.

    “But I have the reputation and the fame, why would I need you?” She asked, a little meanly.

    “I don’t need you either,” he remarked, casually.

    “That’s good, I don’t want you to need me.”

    “Good.”

    “Good.” They both turned, silence reigned for only a few moments.

    “What house are you trying for?” He asked, suddenly.

    “Slytherin, you?”

    or, the story where a little, calculated decision to befriend a wealthy pureblood led to Ursa Potter’s existence being unwound and rebuilt by the little ferret’s snide remarks and gentle consideration

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    Maybe next time Potter will think before he decides to cheat on anyone.

    Let alone Draco Fucking Malfoy

     

    Carrie Underwood
    - Before He Cheats

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