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    “I’m not tired!” he repeated, trying to take a steady breath to calm the storm in his mind, and settle his stomach; it was rapidly protesting the spinning sensations that were ravaging him...
    “No, Draco, you need to sleep. You can barely keep your eyes open! We’re going home. Now.”
    “No I can’t! I’ll fall behind, and I can’t do that! You know that! I need to stay on top! I need to prove that I’m—,” he stopped, catching himself. Harry paused.
    “That you’re what?”

    The course to become an Unspeakable is just as gruelling as advertised, and it's not long before not-quite-yet redeemed Draco overworks himself in the Ministry Library. Thankfully Harry's on hand to take care of him. Hurt/comfort with just a sprinkling of angst!

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    After living in Narnia for several years, Harry and Helena have returned to England as children and have to start their second year at Hogwarts. They have to dodge Dumbledore and his cronies once again, this time including Ginny Weasley, who is convinced that she's going to be Harry's wife one day.

    Luckily, they have a plan to distract them....

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    10/?
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    42
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    40
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    11
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    1380
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    Hogwarts makes an executive decision concerning two students, what does this spell out for them, their friends, and the war?

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    11/?
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    375
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    81
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    Once upon a time, Narcissa Malfoy indulged her son with a Muggle dragon costume. In secret and with the help of Dobby, the elf. She may have also taken a photograph to remember.

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    3/3
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    16
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    138
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    18
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    993
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    Planning a mystery honeymoon for the man you love sounds like a loving, grand gesture until you realise the man you're planning it for is Draco Malfoy.

    Gift Fic <3

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    1/1
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    35
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    1
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    447
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    Harry was never the type to discriminate against his lovers on the basis of supernatural species, it was the 21st Century for Godric's sake! But, unfortunately for Harry, this free way of thinking comes back to bite him in the arse as an impromptu trip to New York with one of his beaus leads to him getting kidnapped by two witches. Carted across the east coast, Harry is dumped on the doorstep, and forced to do the bidding, of one very infamous Hybrid. Harry had always made it a point to never get involved in anyone else's world-ending affairs, but the town of Mystic Falls and its many characters seem hell-bent on keeping him there. And the longer he stays, the more his own demons come to play. Hopefully, when all is said and done, he'll have something left of himself.

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    3/?
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    19
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    90
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    41
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    1360
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    Sassy Harry mocks Bellatrix Lestrange in the Ministry Atrium, and doesn't realize someone has Apparated in behind him.

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    1/1
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    7
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    183
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    14
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    1688
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    Albus had his plans perfectly laid out, he would use his perfectly molded hero to defeat his ultimate dark creation in a war of his design and he would be the leader of it all, cementing his position in charge of Wizarding Britain and giving him the power he needs to create a world of his design.

    He just needed The Boy Who Lived to complete them.

    What he didn't count on was the effect of the situation he put the boy in on the figure he wanted to mold his perfect hero out of and instead of a naive little boy who was eager to please and live up to expectations he got Harry Potter.

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    7/?
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    23
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    411
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    140
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    Dumbledore said Harry had a choice. He could go back, go back to battle, end the war. He could go on, be with his loved ones in the afterlife. Somehow, he settled for in between and landed somewhere in America in the year 2010 with two guns pointed at him. Plucked from one war in one universe, Harry finds himself smack dab in the middle of another.

     

    (Betas acquired!)

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    Chapters:
    12/15
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    710
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    A fire burns deep within Iris Potter, and such things must be tempered — even if it's with Albus Dumbledore's idea of education and guidance. After a disastrous end to a school year, the two find themselves tangling with old enemies, eldritch magic, time travel, and that which should have perhaps been left well alone. Morally gray fem!Harry, mentor!Dumbledore.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
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    36
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    846
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    Harry is alone at Christmas, and he's perfectly happy with that, thank you very much.

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    1/1
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    11
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    59
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    3
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    515
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    When December comes around, Draco starts to go to Harry Potter's Magical Ice Cream Shop everyday, just to say hi and have a scoop or two, he promises. Having a crush on Potter has absolutely nothing to do with it. But, honestly, Harry is not complaining. He thinks the blond's company makes his days sweeter.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
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    19
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    85
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    13
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    1018
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    An epileptic, Slytherin Harry AU of the Harry Potter books. In which Harry becomes great friends with Draco, realizes he has seizures, saves the world, and gains an adoptive father, although not particularly in that order.

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    12,231
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    570
    Bookmarks:
    159
    Hits:
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    (Lyricist and poet needed)

    Young Lord Potter loves his godfather Sirius. While Lord Black is kind to his godson and heir, he refused to let the boy go outside of the fences that surrounds the tower hidden deep in the forest. But Harry desires to see the whole world beyond his home so he sings and plays his musical instruments hoping to lure anybody just anybody to go to the tower to free him.

    The Winchester brothers along with Castiel come to the city after reports of people whom went missing in the forest, along with rumors of a flying motorcycle, a huge Black Dog, unusual weather changes and the music that was supposedly heard in the forest before the weather changes & the people went missing.

    When they reach the tower secret location, they found a child trapped behind the fences. When the brothers free the boy, they realize that they are now in a huge mess once again when they learn the boy's curse & that his pissed off godfather is NOT the only one they should worry about.

    Harry is happy to be on an adventure with his new friends until he learns about the secrets he must protect no matter what, the people with dark intentions towards him, and the heavy price of his beautiful unique power.

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    16/?
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    15
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    160
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    63
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    Harry lives at the orphanage in Tom's timeline. He has weird rune scars.

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    4/?
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    21
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    129
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    21
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    2768
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    Harry and Teddy go pick up Scorpius from a Muggle jail. Scorpius has an uncanny ability to get in everyone's head and incites some overdue conversations and good old fashioned smut.

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    2,341
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    40
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    5
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    Harry Potter was not having a good day. Struck by lightning, chased by 'giants', becoming trapped in Devil's Snare and nearly ending up an Acromantula's pre-dinner appetiser, are all very bad things. And he is now living in the Slytherin dorms. It says something about his life that he isn't really all that surprised by the events of the last twenty-four hours. It's a wonder he hasn't gone barmy before now. It really is.

    It also should be taken under advisement, that Draco Malfoy should NOT be allowed to name things. EVER.

    And what is up with Nearly Headless Nick and the other ghosts? Why is someone going around polyjuiced as Harry? Why do they smell like radishes? And do they HAVE to suck on so many sugar quills?

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    11/?
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    294
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    1340
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    423
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    "Do you want me to get you an ice pack or some painkillers?" Hadrian fussed over his injured Cloud Guardian.

    Gargouille looked at them with a straight face. "I want to die."

    Hadrian sighed. "Why do the people I talk to always order off menu?"

    IT'S HERE~! The reboot of Acedia~ I hope all of you enjoy what I've done~

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    English
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    43,757
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    1
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    98
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    569
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    256
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    Kiedy na Nokturnie zostaje odnalezione ciało kobiety, której według wszelkich przesłanek wcale nie powinno tam być, aurorzy parnerzy Potter i Malfoy rozpoczynają śledztwo.

    Language:
    Polski
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    11,087
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    360
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    Harry Potter is the last of the Potter family. He finds that his family name, Potter, is known to the magical world as warriors and defenders. Most assume that is where young Harry Potter gets it from. After all, it seems for the last several centuries Potters have led the fight either in front of the battlefield or in the political arena. But what about his Mother’s side of the family? What secrets does Lily Potter’s bloodline hold for her one and only son?

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    2,872
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1266

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