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    Stiles stares at the ad from the Daily News. There, in the centre of the very last page in faded black ink reads:

    SINGER REQUIRED.

    ACTUAL TALENT MANDATORY.

    MUST BE WILLING TO SING ANY GENRE OF MUSIC.

    In all seriousness though, he is in fact as of this moment (to put it lightly) up shit creek, so is in desperate need of a decent paying job to last him through summer. A job that will potentially take him on full time once he finally finishes college. A woolly advertisement is not going to moot that fact.

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    Basically the avengers get social media.

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    A spell fucks up, meaning Stiles finds himself in a strange time and place - and somehow married to Peter Hale.

    Lydia's disappeared under less-than-awesome circumstances, and finding her is the key to getting Stiles back home. Annoyingly, Peter feels compelled, for husbandly reasons, to tag along and help him. Only, as it turns out, Peter's not so annoying. And getting back is a lot harder than Stiles anticipates. Maybe having Peter around isn't so bad after all.

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    Stiles is stressed.

    Stressed with a capital S and Peter—Peter the gigantic ass hat—is just lounging, calm and casual as can be, while the rest of the pack (their friends) are out there fighting the newest monster rampaging its way through Beacon Hills.

    "Fuck this, I'm gonna bake!" Stiles declares, loudly, limbs flailing as he stomps his foot, no doubt looking like a child having a tantrum.

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    Stiles had been keeping a secret from The Pack since the vampires came to town. Lydia, being the genius she is, works it out but Derek? Well, he makes a well - or poorly, depending on how you look at it – timed entrance through Stiles' window and it all spirals from there.

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    Peter Hale was the lead singer of Moonlight, a rock band that had topped the charts over a dozen times in their seven years on stage, then ‘the accident’ happened and left the star of the show in a six-year coma. When he woke he’d lost his title, his band, and the most painful thing- his voice. But life goes on.

    Stiles Stilinski, rising star, Argent Records’ find of the century, the boy whose voice ensnared millions. He’s full of passion and wit, hanging in the underground venues every chance to catch that feeling, that one perfect note for his next adventure. He’ll never find anything to love as much as his music- he swears it.

    Fate, much like the Muses, always struck at the most inexplicable times.

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    True mates. Every werewolf has one. However, many can go years before finding theirs or, more often than not, they never find them at all.

    A true mate to a wolf is the human equivalent to, let's say, a soul mate or the one. Except it's a bit more complicated than that—of course it is, nothings ever simple in the world of the supernatural.

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    Stiles finds out that his new job at the library is gonna get a little problematic, since he realizes that Derek’s uncle is his boss. And Peter likes to be a boss and the boss. Maybe even a little too much.

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    Human members of packs are being targeted, and Derek takes it upon himself to protect Stiles. Easier said than done.

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    “Well Stiles, you told me a few weeks ago that you thought Derek was leading a cult.”

    At that Derek whipped his head toward Stiles in shock. “You thought I was a cult leader?”

    Stiles will not be shamed. “Well, either you or Peter. Peter made more sense, but since he deferred to you that one time I was a little unsure. I mean, what else could I think with all the weird shit going on. You, hanging out with random high school seniors, doing secret things, ordering them around like you are their parent, them actually doing what you tell them. It’s really weird, okay?”

    “Are you familiar with Harry Potter?” Derek asks.

    Talk about a non sequitur. “What? What does that have to do with anything? And, of course I know Harry Potter!”

    “Well to quote Sirius Black, ‘Once again you’ve put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion.’"

    The Sheriff starts snickering, and Stiles is both insulted and also a little in love.

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    After a nasty fight between Derek Hale's Pack and three witch sisters, Derek kicks Stiles out of the pack.
    His friends abandoned him and his father is always at work and Stiles has never felt so alone.
    Well at least now he has the time to think of all the reasons why he deserves to be in the pack and figure out where it all went wrong.
    That is...until he gets kidnapped.

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    “It’s not gonna work is it? I went my whole life excited to meet who the universe decided was my perfect match just to find out it’s not gonna work.”
    “I’d like to make it work. We could try. As long as you promise not to kill me.”
    “I promise but I can’t promise anything for my family."
    “And I for mine. The secrecy will just add to the sexiness of this.”
    “Then yeah, I’d like to try.”
    “Good, because one taste and, darling, I’m already addicted to those lips.”

    Sometimes the universe screws you over and there's two options:
    Fight it with everything you've got until you get what you thought you wanted
    Or accept it and find what you never knew you needed
    Chris Argent really wants a break.

    Peter Hale just wants time to figure out what the hell is happening.

    Stiles Stilinski wants the supernatural world to stop screwing over his life.

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    “Okay,” Stiles stood up, arms flying above his head. “Who are you? Who's this Nik guy? What's a hybrid? Who's Elijah and Katherine? And what is so terrifying that it's got a group of freaking vampires scared?”
    “And how can we stop him?” Derek added.
    “Or trust you?” Erica folded her arms.
    “What's a ripper?” Isaac glanced at Stefan.
    “You better start explaining,” Lydia stepped forward, “or things are going to get pretty messy in here.”

    What happens when the vampires of Mystic Falls tangle with the werewolves of Beacon Hills? What about when the Alpha pack & Mikaelsons get involved? And what is going on with Stiles? Takes place post-Season 2 of Teen Wolf & post-Season 4 of Vampire Diaries. Chapter 1 kicks off right after the final Kanima/Jackson showdown. In this story, Silas doesn't throw Stefan into the water. Silas is locked away - hooray!

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    As if Sheriff Stilinski doesn't have enough to deal with, now he's been attacked by some enormous dog in the forest, and that's normal compared to what happens next...

    Season one and two re-telling with Sheriff Stilinski being bitten instead of Scott.

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    Stiles is not prepared to become an Alpha's boyfriend .. but he's even less prepared for his boyfriend to meet his Uncle.

    Tagged Mature for language.

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    AU - Stiles Stilinski is the new kid with a story. It's his first day at Beacon Hills University and already he's the talk of the town, the talk of the school. He's never had the best life, he's never lived a normal life. He never thought he'd ever get away from the Hell he lived in. And then he met the Hale Pack. Could this be the start of something amazing? Or not?

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    Its been a year! Oh boy. Stiles explores new parts about himself. He finds out his lovely mates are kinky, if not kinker then himself. He loves his kids. And he gets a stay-at-home 'mom' job.

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    When Stiles comes back from school for the summer, he receives an interesting offer from Peter Hale.

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    As if Sheriff Stilinski doesn't have enough to deal with, now he's been attacked by some enormous dog in the forest, and that's normal compared to what happens next...

    Re-telling of seasons 1-3B with Sheriff Stilinski being bitten instead of Scott.

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    Hook-up etiquette demands that Stiles not ask for the guy's phone number, even if it is the best sex of his life. He might be half way to hoping he sees him again somehow, but he never expected it to be in his jewelry shop asking Stiles to design a set of custom wedding rings.

    Stiles thinks he can be professional about the fact that the guy he was hoping to bang again is about to get married and he wants Stiles to be the one to forge the symbol of Peter's union to someone else. Until Peter starts flirting with him and refuses to stop.

    Well, so much for it not getting awkward.

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