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    As if Sheriff Stilinski doesn't have enough to deal with, now he's been attacked by some enormous dog in the forest, and that's normal compared to what happens next...

    Season one re-telling with Sheriff Stilinski being bitten instead of Scott. (Possibly also season 2. We'll see where it goes. =D)

    ETA: Now into season 3B!

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    "I only wear this mask because the minute I take it off; you would be begging to suck my dick"

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    Stiles has been keeping a secret from The Pack since the vampires came to town. Lydia, being the genius she is, works it out but Derek? Well, he makes a well - or poorly, depending on how you look at it – timed entrance through Stiles' window and it all spirals from there.

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    Tony Stark @iamironman
    @StarkSon I'm blaming your mother's half for your impulsiveness.

    Peter Stark @StarkSon
    @iamironman u roll a 2. ur deflection of responsibility falls short of its target

    Tony Stark @iamironman
    @StarkSon Damn. Can I roll again?

    Peter Stark @StarkSon
    @iamironman no! thats not how this works. accept the fact you gave me my poor decision making skills

    Tony Stark @iamironman
    @StarkSon No.

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    p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon
    none of yall were raised by the owner of a billion dollar, international tech conglomerate and it rly shows because u act like ppl wouldnt have tried to kill/kidnap me if they knew i was A Thing
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    p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon
    you guys hate this tweet bc u kno im right. im literally painting a target on myself for u guys, ur welcome, i hope u enjoy my twitter bc it may be the last thing i do

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    Peter Parker has been living on the streets for what feels like practically his entire life now. He was never bitten by a radioactive spider, and has been surviving the streets through his learned skills alone. He's an annoying brat that's constantly getting into trouble, stealing, and has the biggest potty mouth anyone's ever seen on someone his age. His favorite hobby is ignoring his emotions!

    Coyote is of the Klyntar race. He's a young, rogue Symbiote that recently found himself captured. He was taken to Stark Industry Labs, where he was experimented on and studied until he managed to escape one fateful day.

    Ever since Peter miraculously stumbled upon the mass of slime, they slowly bonded. Now they're causing trouble throughout all of New York. How long will it be before the Symbiote is captured once again? (Hint: Not very)

    Warnings for: Transphobia and Mentioned/Fear of violence against Trans People

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    С Тони Старком, который был крупнейшим наркоторговцем в Нью-Йорке, их отношения были немного трудными.
    С Питером, с которым он просто спал, было сложнее.
    Со Стивом Роджерсом и его парнем-убийцей, приехавшим в город, всё стало еще хуже.
    А с Питером, который влюбился, — просто невозможно.

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    A spell fucks up, meaning Stiles finds himself in a strange time and place - and somehow married to Peter Hale.

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    Peters been in hydra for as long as he can remember. He knew Hydra was 'evil' but he saw their perspective and understood them but frankly, he didn't give two shits about sides or 'fighting for justice' he just wants to have fun and make fury's life a living hell

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    “Good morning,” Sirius said as he shuffled into the kitchen with his shirt inside-out. His hair was up in a sloppy bun and the whiskers on his face complimented the dark bags under his eyes rather well.

    Yet Remus couldn’t help but feel enamoured. Only because he liked him a bit. (Okay, so maybe he loved Sirius a lot, but whose business was that?)

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    Tony Stark has a lot of enemies. But they know that Iron Man has taken too much pain to be broken. At least until a certain teenager is suddenly with him 24/7. Now they have a way to get to Tony and they plan on using it.

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    Hook-up etiquette demands that Stiles not ask for the guy's phone number, even if it is the best sex of his life. He might be half way to hoping he sees him again somehow, but he never expected it to be in his jewelry shop asking Stiles to design a set of custom wedding rings.

    Stiles thinks he can be professional about the fact that the guy he was hoping to bang again is about to get married and he wants Stiles to be the one to forge the symbol of Peter's union to someone else. Until Peter starts flirting with him and refuses to stop.

    Well, so much for it not getting awkward.

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    Derek is Batman sort of.

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    Ben’s death hits the Parker family hard, May worst of all.

    Or

    That AU where May Parker struggles to cope with her husband’s death and her nine-year-old nephew grows up learning how to pick up her slack.

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    Peter tiene un problema y Tony le ayudará a resolverlo.

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    The real slim spidey@SMO
    I was told not to get a Twitter; I legally couldn’t hear so it B like that

    McMuffin @ilikefood
    Yo is this the real deal?
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    Spidey gets a twitter, he was told not too, so he has no rights

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    Alicia Carter a.k.a Night widow is a 17 year old girl who was one day injected with serum of a black widow spider's venom. She begin to think her life would go back to normal.........she was wrong........ her life just begins to get stranger than ever.

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    Stiles had been wanting to leave Beacon Hills for some time. She was ready for a change, and wanted to leave the past behind. Peter wasn't about to let that happen.

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    An AU about after the events of Avengers. Loki has, unfortunately, been banished from Asgard. Peter Parker has, unfortunately, been up almost all night fighting a new Big Bad. Loki falls outside of Peter's home in Queens. They must decide: do they separate ways, or do they try to band together to fight Spiderman's new Big Bad?

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    Michelle stared at her new boyfriend in confusion, sitting at the table in the London hotel's breakfast bar, noting how exhausted and run-down he looked.

    "You're acting weird," she pointed out, furrowing her brow.

    "You always say that," Peter said nonchalantly before his head drooped forwards, falling on top of the table.

    "But like— exceptionally weird." The girl sighed, gently reaching her hand out, combing her fingers through his fluffy chocolate hair. "Are you coming to the museum?" She asked, referring to the undamaged museum in London.

    "No." Peter sat up, messaging his temples, eyes closed. "I mean I can't.."

    (Dialogue by cartercreep on Instagram and Tumblr)

    ~

    What if something else had happened before the train hit? What if something..forced Peter to turn to the wrong side?

    What if Peter Parker took on the mantle of Illusion Spider under the cold, watchful eyes of a new mentor?

    And what if that mentor... Was Quentin Beck?

    (Original Au idea created by cartercreep on Instagram and Tumblr.)

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