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    Richie and Eddie meet while on a study abroad semester in the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan. Hijinks ensue, featuring drinking games, bad dancing, things getting lost in translation, personalized playlists, leather jackets, photo shoots in ancient ruins, karaoke, and one (1) gay bar.

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    "Richie Tozier was like Marmite. You even love him or hate him. When he told a joke, you laugh at him or with him.
    When Richie Tozier throws you his heart, you either dodge it or you take it.

    Eddie had Richie’s heart

    ...and he was currently using it to smack against Richie’s head like a scrolled up newspaper.

     

    Richie could have let him beat his ass all day."

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    Richie is a wannabe cool guy who is actually...a massive dork.
    Eddie is an angry ball of fire.
    Lots of misunderstandings...
    TRASHMOUTH VS THE SASSMOUTH

    Enemies to lovers University AU

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    ‘Where’s Richie?’ Eddie asked.
    Ben said, ‘He’s probably down the music block again.’
    ‘Whoever decided to give Richie Tozier a guitar was an evil man,’ Stan chuckled. ‘He’s loud enough as it is.’

    Latter half of high school, Richie gets a guitar and Eddie absolutely hates it. That is, until the day he catches Richie singing a love song which he's written about one of his best friends.

    Concept sounds kinda cheesy maybe, but this is actually pretty angsty and involves a lot of Eddie being a mess and discovering his sexuality, and Richie being soft as hell and trying not to get his heart broken. They're both shit at talking about how they feel and fuck up a lot, and there's music.

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    Two girls get sucked into Stephen King's IT. Thus sending them back to 1980's Derry.
    will they make it back home? Will they be able to save Georgie?
    ~~~~~
    “That’s some crazy stuff,”Jayla replied
    “I know some scary shit.” I say just to get hit in the chest “ow what was that for?” I asked
    “There is a child present,” Jayla replied pointing down
    Rolling my eyes I apologize. I bend down to Georgie's level “Well lead the way home buddy.”

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    Richie Tozier didn’t have a home. Not really, anyway... Ever since he was ten, when he was shipped off in a pretty box, topped off with a golden ribbon, home was a phenomenon. It was at this age that he had entered the world of boarding school. It seemed that having a dentist for a father doomed him to rejection, sealed his fate as something to inevitably be sent away for improvement- like a tool rather than a son.

    -Or-
    Richie is the new student at McMannon Academy. His roommate, Eddie Kaspbrak, really isn't a fan of him, though.

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    A piece of paper is shoved underneath the grey wall separating Richie's cubicle from his neighbors. Richie, thinking it's an invitation to pass notes, writes on it.

    Eddie Kaspbrak is so not amused when he discovers the writing on his paper, and shoots back a note of his own to tell his neighbor off.

    alternatively, where Richie flirts with his cubicle neighbor, meets a cute guy at school, and doesn't realize they're the same person.

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    I had a dream where the losers club beat the crap out of me for no damn reason so i thought how cool would it be if they beat up you guys instead.

    twist in the end or whatever. god that dream messed me up. enjoy.

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    Stan’s phone lit up again, another unknown number. He could tell instantly it wasn’t Mike calling him. With a sigh he picked his phone up. What was one more unknown caller before- Stan glanced at the bathtub, tears pricking behind his eyes.
    “Stanley Uris,” he said when he answered the call.
    There was a heartbeat of silence.
    “Staniel?”
    Richie’s voice opened a floodgate of emotions that Stan hadn’t even been aware of. Richie Tozier had been everything. He was Stan’s first friend, his first crush, he was the first person Stan went to when he needed someone to talk to, he was the first person Stan looked for when the Losers used to have sleepovers. It was always- always- Richie.
    --
    Alternatively, Richie calls Stan right before Stan starts the bath, and instead of taking the bath, Stan goes to Derry.

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    Richie always asked for forgiveness rather then permission. Always.

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    Eddie sunk to his knees as the burning behind his eyes became even worse. He felt the tears swelling up, he didn't want to but a sob broke out.

    He was dead.

    He didn't want to be dead but here he was in complete darkness, and standing in front of him was a being that glowed whited.

    Putting his hands on the ground, or well what he hoped was ground, eddie looked back up at this being who said he was god.

    "Please!" He begged, "please let me go back and save them!"

    (Eddie died. Stabbed by one of pennywise claws. He didn't think he would wake up to a god telling him that. He also didn't think said god would let him hit the reset button to fix everything)

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    Bill Denbrough loves.
    What he loves isn't normal. It defies all laws of what is right and wrong.
    When what he loves wakes up earlier than usual the summer changes for Bill.
    And everything that he ever thought he knew goes out the window.

    "Would you really do that for me?"
    "Of course i would. Anything for you."

    Being courted by a clown who feasts on the fear and flesh of children is exciting but it also has it's drawbacks. Especially when that clown will do whatever it can to keep Bill at it's side.

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    richard: eddie come over

    eds: nO

    beverly bieber: ben come over? :)

    haystack dude: ok!

    mike and ike: 2 types of people

    a cute little texting fic!

    here's some fluff mixed with a ton of angst!

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    You wanted more time right?” Stan Inquired.

    “ what?” Richie stammered, he must have been drunker than he thought he was talking to his dead best friends.

    “More time, we are here to give it to you.”

    “Am I finally going fucking crazy? Am I still in the deadlights? What the fuck.”

    “No this is your second chance.” Eddie said.

     

    After they defeat IT for the last time, Richie is left heartbroken and has nothing to live for anymore. Praying for a second chance, he wants a do over.
    Maturin The turtle in payment for them killing IT decides that he owes Richie and the losers a better ending than the one they got. They lost two of their own, who were never suppose to die.

    This is their second chance.

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    "It was the end of summer, back-to-school was coming up, I had no intention of staying clean and Richie Trashmouth Tozier was back in Derry."

    Without any filter but with humor and franchise, here's the harsh coming of age story of Derry's youth through the eyes of Eddie Kaspbrak, 17, fresh out of rehab.

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    I am Richard Tozier.

    I live in California.

    It's true that I loved the Losers.

    It's also true that us Losers lost everything within the span of a few minutes.

    Yes, I did fall in love with someone over the summer.

    Yes, I did lose him too.

    I am Richard Tozier. Yes, I dealt with the most tragic thing to ever happen to someone and no, I'm not okay. I don't think I ever could possibly be "okay" after that. I lost them because of me. It's my fault.

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    The one in which Richie dresses like Gonzo the Muppet.

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    "C'était la fin de l'été, la rentrée pointait le bout de son nez, je n'avais aucune intention de rester clean et Richie Trashmouth Tozier était de retour à Derry."

    Sans filtre, mais avec humour et franchise, voici la dure histoire de la jeunesse de Derry à travers les yeux d’Eddie Kaspbrak, 17 ans, fraîchement sorti de désintox.

    [Histoire basée sur la série HBO, Euphoria.]

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    Richie Tozier's taken up writing his own material for once, and it could absolutely ruin him

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    Five Years after the fight in Neilbolt, the Losers are close. Closer than the average friend group, with some added bonuses. And they're eager to escape the small minded town of Derry. So one summer when Richie gets an invite to stay with his cousins for the summer, he doesn't pass up. But he also can't leave without his family. Losers stick together afterall. So the group of seven spend their summer in the slightly bigger small town of Hawkins Indiana. Of course with their luck they get pulled into Richie's cousins shit and are stuck having to fight another monster. At least this one doesn't dance.

     

    This is a shit summary I promise this is at least decent

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    After defeating Pennywise and leaving the sewers, Eddie Kaspbrak and Stanley Uris have to find the strength to carry on after everyone else in The Losers Club perish. With the memory of Derry and their childhood friends lingering with them after they leave, Stanley and Eddie go home to their respective wives. One day, Eddie decides to do research on supernatural beings - only to discover that Pennywise might not be the only IT in this world. Eddie decides to leave his wife and Risk Analyst job to become a Private Investigator. He calls Stanley, who is a professor at UVA, and begs him to help him save the world by removing every creature that preys on people, one monster at a time.

     OR

    A reverse AU where Eddie Kaspbrak and Stanley Uris live whilst everyone else in The Losers Club die. Eddie becomes a Private Investigator who hunts monsters and convinces Stanley, a professor at UVA, to help him.

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