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    This AU includes:
    Reddie
    Stenbrough
    Benverly
    Mike x OC
    OC x OC
    Vuggins (Belch x Victor)
    Henry x OC
    Richie has a Sister (an OC of mine)
    Modern au
    Cussing
    No Pennywise
    They are all in Highschool
    The Bowers Gang are only a year older than the losers
    BG are Seniors while LC are Juniors
    Fluff and Angst
    Teen and Adult topics
    NO SMUT
    A few sexual and older themed jokes
    Abuse
    Mentions of Rape
    Mentions of kidnapping (Georgie)
    Georgie is Alive

    ......
    “Why me, why here, why now?”
    ......
    “Let’s just say.. we are friends by chance, and lovers by choice”
    .......
    -Not an Emo Richie x uwu Eddie au
    -I tried to make everyone’s personalities both canon and fanon (the Bowers gang has the more “fanon” personalities for the sake of the plot)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    5
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    1
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    Gay marriage was just legalized last year in California. Eddie is suddenly confronted by his own desire to get married and have a family some day. He is not coping with it well. Richie has been in love with his best friend since high school, and can only be sweet to him under the guise of a hook up. He is not coping with it well either.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    38
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    7
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    892
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    "-no, you know, people here could have asthma, like- like, i have asthma, so you're putting others at risk and it's very selfish of you, because it'll kill you but it could also-" 

    but the beautiful stranger stops talking the minute he notices richie grinding out the cigarette on the sole of his converse as he's nodding along to the guy's rant. and then of course, just for show, richie makes a scene of pulling out the whole pack of cigs and tossing them into the bin behind him, hearing it thud in the empty can. he's not too worried; there's another backup carton in bill's car and likely he'll just dig that one out of the trash after the cute angry guppy in front of him leaves him alone.

    "okay, okay. don't quit the dayjob, man, sheesh. i didn't know the smoke was getting outside." he says, picking at his nails as he stares up from his seat at the announcer's desk. he's trying to sound apologietic to save face, but he doesn't care all too much.  "besides, it's legal to smoke here, and while it is unethical, i don't know if you have the right to come blabbing to a stranger about them being selfish - no matter how handsome he is." 
    the stranger definitely blushes at that.

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    2/?
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    10
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    4
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    For Eddie, college is scary. Sure, Portland is only a few hours away from Derry, from his mom, from the only life he's ever known, and sure, he has Bill and Stan at his side, but it's still all new and frightening. He had expected freedom to be something otherworldly, something entirely fantastic and now that he had it he didn't know what to do with himself. Lucky for him, Richie Tozier has lived in Portland for years now and is more than happy to be his tour guide and study partner.

    It's all fun here- just two idiots falling in love. There won't be any killer clowns or magical turtle gods- right? Just a sappy love story with a happy ending. Just the agonizingly slow falling of Eddie Kasprak for Richie Tozier, struggling through College side by side with a few other Losers to call their family. For sure.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    485
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    "Is That Richie's Ring you're wearing?"

    "Mhm."

    "By the way, Where'd you meet him?"

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    "He didn’t feel sick though..He didn’t feel sick right now, While another boy’s tongue was licking into his mouth, devouring him whole. He didn’t feel ill while he was being pushed into the janitor closet’s shelves- He definitely didn’t feel sick at all when the other boy’s hands moved lower, to grasp the globs of his ass.

    Definitely not sick at all.

    This was the best moment of his life, Being held and thrown- Being kissed so rough and quick- Yet so, so, so sweet. He had never felt more longed for than in this moment. The rough calloused hands of the taller boy running up his arms, down his waist, back onto his hips.

    It was perfect.

    His name was Richie Tozier, and Eddie Kaspbrak was madly, irrevocably, and undoubtedly in love with him."

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    Eddie Kaspbrak was in love with his best friend Richie Tozier. That was no secret to anyone except Richie himself. Everyone in their friend group knew, strangers could tell and always thought they were dating, that awkward “oh no we’re just friends” was always said in unison.

    Eddie was in love with his best friend alright, He constantly daydreamed about kissing Richie’s lips, he imagined they were soft, he thought of pulling those unruly black curls, and he thought of sliding his hands over every inch of Richie’s lanky, creamy pale body. He wanted to see those gorgeous blue eyes blown out with arousal, he wanted to feel how hard-

    “Eddie! Earth to Eddie!”

    Eddie was jarred out of his daydream, pink tinted his cheeks and he smiled apologetically at Bev, of course she brought him back to reality. They were at a bar waiting for Richie’s band to play, they always came to support their fellow loser whenever they could. Richie played covers, he played original songs he wrote, but Eddie didn’t care if he sang Baby Shark, he would never miss a show.

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    3/4
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    Richie’s coworker, Mr. Uris, does not have an Instagram so Richie takes it upon himself to make sure his coworker stays up to date on all things funny.

    He also takes it upon himself to start up a trivia team.

    He also wishes he could remember Mr. Uris’s first name.

    Or where Stan likes the dumb memes Mr. Tozier leaves on his door, and does not remember Mr. Tozier’s first name.

    And the Losers find their way to each other because of trivia.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    51
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    149
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    The priest was droning on and on and Stan’s darling mother had tears of pure joy streaming down her face as she faced Butch in her poofy white ensemble, who himself was trying to keep it together for the sake of his sons, or his stupid macho male ideals Stan thought to himself rather stubbornly.

    The empty pews stared back at Stan as he stiffly stood perched behind his mother in a brand-new suit.

    “I now pronounce you husband and wife” eventually boomed the priest and Stanley knew that the life he had once lived would forever be different.  

     

    Basically The Stenbrough Cinderella AU That No One Asked For

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    Comments:
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    Bill Denbrough loves.
    What he loves isn't normal. It defies all laws of what is right and wrong.
    When what he loves wakes up earlier than usual the summer changes for Bill.
    And everything that he ever thought he knew goes out the window.

    "Would you really do that for me?"
    "Of course i would. Anything for you."

    Being courted by a clown who feasts on the fear and flesh of children is exciting but it also has it's drawbacks. Especially when that clown will do whatever it can to keep Bill at it's side.

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    7/?
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    “Out of all the losers… why did you choose me?”
    “You’re the only one that my mom trusts me to have in the house when both of them are away.”
    “That is most definitely the wrong choice.”
    “Damn right it is.”
    “I still get tingles every time I look at you, and for once I’m not talking about sexually.”
    “Rich, you shouldn’t be saying that.”
    “Yeah, I know. I’m the one who fucked it up, but I look at you and I forget all of it. Ya know? It’s like it’s all happening again. I never could fight against my feelings for you, Stanny. It’s no shock it wouldn’t be different now.”
    “I could never tell.”
    “Eds could.”

    ~~~
    Or Stan and Richie unintentionally become the start of the Poly Losers' Club by breaking up.

    This is 1000% based off of ABBA songs. It gets really sad in some areas.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    41
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    141
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
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    Basically just a Losers Club groupchat because I've been waiting for forever to make one.

    There's a lot of crack and fluff, and just a sprinkle of angst (haha that's a lie, there's a whole loAD of angst)

    Language:
    English
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    3,424
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    23
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    98
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Bev: No ben’s right why don’t u hang out more

    Trashmouth: I’m not talking to the douche anymore then necessary

    Big Bill: GASP

    Eds: Bill?

    Bev: Is Bill alright?!

    Big Bill: MAKE A GROUP CHAT

    Trashmouth: Ewwww no

    Trashmouth: He’s hate that

    Big Bill: Add teh friends he hangs w/ alot

    Big Bill: Ya know peer pressure

    Bev: Bill is kinda right

    Bev: GROUP CHAT

    Trashmouth: NO

    Eds: I kinda wanna talk to the guy that hates richie so much

    Eds: GROUP CHAT

    Trashmouth: EDS

    Haystack: GROUP CHAT

    Big Bill: GROUP CHAT

    Homeschool: GROUP CHAT

    Big Bill: Stan?

    Trashmouth: DON’T DO IT STAN

    Stan the Man: Do it.

    Bev: The club has spoken Richie

    Bev: DO IT

    Trashmouth: Fine but fuck all of u

    Richie Tozier-Wheeler has created a new chat

    Richie Tozier-Wheeler has added Mike Hanlon, Stanley Uris, Eddie Kaspbrak, Beverly Marsh, Ben Hanscom, Bill Denbrough, Mike Tozier-Wheeler, Will Byers, Dustin Henderson, Lucas Sinclair, Max Mayfield, and El Hopper

    Richie Tozier-Wheeler has changed his name to BitchieTozler

    BitchieTozler: Whats up bitches

    BitchieTozler: Welcome to hell.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    112
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    341
    Bookmarks:
    45
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    When all the mob bosses of New York City are found dead one after the other for no apparent reason the Losers fear behind it there could be a bigger fish cleaning their way before running into business, and the team decides to investigate.
    In the meantime, on the news everyone is talking about the crew of a cable ship being found brutally murdered in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, no clues and no witnesses.

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    2
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    365
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    What if Pennywise had taken Richie rather than Beverly at the end of Chapter One?

    And then I re-wrote the entire last half hour of the movie? What if I did that, even though no one asked me to, and everyone would probably prefer I not?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    1981
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    Saturday, March 24, 1994. 

    High School, Derry, Maine.

     

    Dear Mr. Penny,

     

    We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was that we did wrong, what we did was wrong.  But we think you're crazy to make us write this essay telling you who we think we are, what do you care?  You see us as you want to see us...in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions.  You see us as a Stutter, a Fatty, a Slut, a Brain, a Farmboy, a Hypochondriac, and a Trashmouth. Correct?  That's the way we saw each other at seven o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed…

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    34
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    6
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    474
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    Richie Tozier doesn't speak. He hasn't for 4 years. He doesn't expect anything to change when his "family" moves to Derry, Maine, until he meets a completely unexpected bombshell named Eddie Kaspbrak that is. Then it's all a whirlwind of change from there.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1710
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    Bill's parents drag him to the city hall for the town banquet, and are hoping to set him up with a promising Beverly Marsh. Bill however, sees a certain curly haired boy and realizes he isn't what he thought he was. Said curly haired boy has a similar experience. Let's begin.

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    2,302
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    622
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    Richie notices that Stan looks a little tired and decides to make a very Richie-ish comment about it.

    Oneshot/drabble

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    243
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    341
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    This was a double up story I did. I wrote the first half which is about Stan and Bill in their early years. Right after IT up until they move. I may or may not add my friends part, which is about them aged up. It depends if they'll let me. As for now, have this! Thanks.

    Language:
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    Words:
    3,441
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    154

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