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    Sequel to The Language of Forgiveness. After defeating the Metatron, Aziraphale and Crowley are adjusting to life together as a couple and the co-anchors of the Neutral Alignment. But Satan refuses to let Crowley go. He challenges the couple to a double-or-nothing bet; either both of them will go completely free—or be tortured by Hell forever. Aziraphale comes up with a plan-within-a-plan that will require the pair to bring their allies together, journey through Hell, and pull off the most audacious trick of their existence. What could possibly go wrong?

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    if i fall,
    on that day,
    i only pray
    don't fall away from me.

     

    What if there was much more to Aziraphale and Crowley's history than Crowley remembers?

    What if there had been an "our side" even before the Fall?

    What if Aziraphale's guilt was the only thing keeping them apart for the last six thousand years?

    And what if the only thing that could pull them back together again was the firm belief of a plucky little angel-turned-human-bookseller that love really does conquer all?

     

    Don't Fall Away From Me is a post Season-2 Good Omens fic that rotates perspectives between Muriel, Crowley and Aziraphale.

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    40/43
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    With Aziraphale on his way back to Heaven, and Crowley having been unable to tell him what he saw in Gabriel’s file about a new Armageddon, Crowley decides he needs to make a sacrifice to stop what is coming. He returns to Hell, planning to talk his way onto the Dark Council, but Satan has a different proposition.

     

    CW: Minor discussion of prior non-con, minor gore, domestic violence

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    33/33
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    25
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    Lucifer se entera una y más cosas del demonio Crowley.

    Una visita a Mayfair termina siendo más drástica de lo que pensó el diablo que ocurriría cuando interfirió con la Lineal Temporal al descubrir su relación antes de tiempo.

    Aziraphale es lastimado y Crowley no sabe que hacer para mantener las cosas iguales, cuando recibe ordenes muy explicitas de cosas que debe hacer si quiere ayudarlo a recuperarse

    Si, lucifer esta disfrutando esto más de lo necesario

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    Español
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    3,910
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    2/?
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    2
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    Princess Aziraphale and seamstress Antonia Crowley have very different lives, everyone can agree. But when fate puts them in each other’s path, they realise that they have more in common than they thought they would.

    Friendship turns into a budding romance, but odds are stacked against them. Can they overcome the difficulties thrown in their way, or will they succumb to the unfortunate circumstances of their lives?

    a.k.a. the Princess and the Pauper AU no one asked for

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    Chapters:
    5/10
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    13
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    2
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    Aziraphale decides being in Heaven as Supreme Archangel isn't worth the cost. Instead of accepting his resignation, Metatron reminds him of something in his past he'd forgotten.

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    1/1
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    In the beginning.. of this story, it was the beginning and so Crowley knew nothing about Aziraphale. He developed a crush on Lucifer, whom he thought was his true love. However, Lucifer only steals Crowley’s virginity and becomes stone cold after a hard, not-so-loving intercourse. Crowley is forever regretful about that. Then, after years of being with Aziraphale and being able to openly communicate his feelings with him, he has sex with Aziraphale for the first time. His experience is better than his beautiful, infinite imagination could capture and the fun has just begun!

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    1/1
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    Furfur used to be God's favorite, until he betrayed Her. Of course, he doesn't remember any of that, now.

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    1/1
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    >>> Sequel to season 2 (does not affect the main plot) <<<

     

    >>> Psychological battles between choices, trade-offs and sacrifices. The battle between good and evil, between faith and hope. Can they find their way back to each other? It all depends on them, and I will be the one to tell you about the next part <<<

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    Crowley has spent over a century avoiding Aziraphale to ensure their mutual safety, but that's all about to come crashing down when he overhears some half-witted Nazi spies planning to end the angel's life. Can he find the strength to come to the angel's rescue, knowing that he risks being pulled back into Hell because of it - and the even bigger question... would he able to walk away from Aziraphale at the end of it, if he does?

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    Taking place immediately after “Before the Beginning.”

    Can be read stand-alone, or as part one before “The Devil’s Lover.”

    Baraqiel has returned from launching a star system with the news of Armageddon. He wants to do what he can to convince God to change her mind about ending everything before it really begins. He crosses paths with Lucifer, who offers helps to the distraught angel.

    God has set Lucifer the task of designing and building Hell: a place where angels that don’t align themselves with her divine plan will go for punishment. She has offered him up to 1/3 of her ranks, should he find that many that are against her, but she didn’t expect him to set his sights on one of her three favorite angels.

    Aziraphale finds himself drawn to the star making angel he accidentally upset, but he can never seem to make him slow down enough to catch his name.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    Leaving the home isn’t fun and games; being misunderstood and disliked because of something you cannot control; how will our jungle boys react to blackmail?

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    "Why me?"

    "You are obviously highly favoured," Hastur said maliciously.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    1
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    20
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    114
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    22
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    1,962
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    Pure torture. Read the tags.
    This explores what happened after Crowley disappeared at the graveyard in 1827

    If you're struggling with mental health issues please use one of these resources to speak to someone.

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    Pls do not send my fanfics to Neil Gaiman or tag him in any posts/media about them. He has no interest and I wish to respect that.

    As for Michael Sheen, we couldn't stop him if we tried and frankly I hope he reads it and enjoys himself lol

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    A dreadfully divine creature waits at the precipice of demise, an oxymoronic statement that will most likely never be used again.

     

    OR

     

    The hours before and after Crowley falls

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    Needed to write this to heal my parental issues.

    Aziraphale and Crowley grow the antichrist and his two brothers, while trying to change Armageddon in Armageddon't.

    Or the rewriting of season one plus the birthdays that make us every year closer to the end of the world.

    The first 11 chapter ( without counting the prolouge) are not that relevant for the plot but dipict our ineffable husbands in a domestic and nice environment, I think most of the Fandom need it after episode 6, but if you are one of them that dgaf you can skip them ( when I will have published them :)

    Inspired by this tiktok video (very nice creator)

    https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJswfFm3/

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    4/?
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    The Son of God performs what most would consider to be an impossible miracle: getting Beelzebub and Gabriel to reconcile.

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    3/3
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    47
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    3
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    Gabriel, Crowley, Beelzebub, Aziraphale, and Lucifer watch "Jurassic Park". And then Lucifer asks what the fuck happened to the dragons he helped design.

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    2/2
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    Crowley and his boyfriend move into the flat next to Ezra and his husband’s. But things get complicated when they start to fall for each other, while also dealing with issues in their respective relationships.

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    Next-door neighbours AU, but replace most of the typical fluff with angst.

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    English
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    21,593
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    124
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    179
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    28
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    3,744
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    There was a lot of talk after Crowley's failed execution about how he could possibly have survived. Satan was bound to hear the best theory eventually.

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    English
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    12,172
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    20
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    147
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    1,170

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