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    Crowley was hoping the Angel would try to get in touch with him, somehow.

    But it had been almost 3 weeks. Nothing. Not even a feeling. Not even a feather.

    Crowley was lonely. And not just lonely. He was tired.

    Instead of taking off to wander alone among the stars for all time, he finds himself looking over an old postcard from a friend he'd met in 1985, when the man had accidentally summoned him to a rather questionable tea-party.

    Tired of waiting around for whatever Heaven was planning to crash down on the world he loved, and sick of the same scenes reminding him of how hollow his existence really was, Crowley decides to visit the old man.

    Besides. The Angel would never look for him in a place called 'Blackfly'.

    Or would he?

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    In biochemistry: a phenomenon in which a molecule is blocked from binding to an enzyme by another molecule with a similar structure—like a demon preventing an angel from binding completely to Heaven or, more to the point, doubt and fear keeping an angel from wholly welcoming a bond with a demon.

    Or: The ups and downs of sharing 6000 years of life on Earth with an angel who wants desperately to be doing Good. Written for the first Good Omens Song and Poetry Exchange and inspired by The Libertines' "Can't Stand Me Now" and Fisherman's Friends' "Union of Different Kinds."

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    In the Bible, all of Jesus' life is recorded from his birth to his death. But there are some things that were never recorded. Two interactions with Satanas that people never knew about, what was the point about recording simple interactions with Jesus' youngest brother?

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    "Well? Don't stand there and twist your hands. You've got some celestial shindig to go to, I'd assume? Time to go knock elbows with all the self righteous arse—"

    Aziraphale cuts in. "I think I'll stay right here."

    Crowley scoffs. "Suppose you know enough of the handbook to not need more reinforcement of the platitudes."

    His sigh is as worn thin at the seams as his dress. "The grander plan—"

    "Bollocks."

    Aziraphale winces.

    Crowley peers up at him now, her narrowed gaze full of eons of bitterness. "It's just death and suffering, angel. There's nothing grand about it."

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    Aziraphale had known he found Crowley attractive for a long time, but there was nothing wrong with that. The Almighty had done a very nice job when she’d made Crowley and surely appreciating the work of the Almighty was what angels were supposed to do?

    It was nothing more than that.

    Except now Aziraphale knows what lust feels like and that might be a problem.

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    When Aziraphale runs into Crowley at the crucifixion, he is surprised to see the demon has more than a passing interest in the proceedings. The angel decides to comfort his heartbroken friend in the best way he can think of.

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    Crowley was an optimist though, so he was still really banking on being able to stop the world ending somehow. He didn’t know how yet, because it was all just a bit ineffable at the moment. But he’d figure it out. Eventually. For now, he was lying low until Mary had her baby. No, not her baby, Her baby. God’s baby.

    Crowley had realized that he could, actually, interfere with the Great Plan and there would be literally no repercussions worse than anything he already faced. And besides, who would even know? He could play dumb with the dukes, and he could smile his way out of trouble with Beelzebub. And what was Satan going to do to him?

    And he was a snake. Snakes are notoriously slippery.

    Crowley was far from an angel. But he was only a demon because there had been no neutral parties. God’s Plan or Hell. And Crowley couldn’t in any good conscience support the plan. So he was a demon. And he would work against it until it ineffably came to pass anyhow.

    ...or rather, in which: Jesus is born as a human, and dies as a human, but only for the sins of humanity, not of one Fallen Angel. (And also in which it hits Crowley just how he feels for one Certain Angel)

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    "What they’ve fawned over for ages? It's this. She wants Her Son dead.”

    "You'll be there, of course," Ligur adds. "Front row seats. We'll need a report."

    "'Course," Crawley says. She drains her cup in one go. Looks like Jehoshaphat’s shit wine would not last till Passover, after all. "Report, right. Wouldn't miss it for the world."

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    Before his Crucifixion (and impending Death), the Serpent of Eden tempts the Carpenter from Galilee one last time.

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    A collection of Metas about each episode of Good Omens.
    1-Dec-2023 Incorporating S1 Metas from the Good-Omens-Meta-Library.

     

    1. S1e1 Meta: In the Beginning (2023-11-10)
    2. S1e2 Meta: The Book (2023-11-10)
    3. S1e3 Meta: Hard Times (2023-11-10)
    4. S1e4 Meta: Saturday Morning Funtime (2023-11-10)
    5. S1e5 Meta: The Doomsday Option (2023-11-10)
    6. S1e6 Meta: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (2023-11-10)
    7. Nonlinear Storytelling (2023-12-31)
    8. S2 Opening Sequence (2023-11-10)
    9. S2 Sequence Framing (2023-11-27)
    10. S2e1 Meta: The Arrival (2023-11-10)
    11. S2e2 Meta: The Clue (2023-11-10)
    12. S2e3 Meta: I Know Where I'm Going (2023-11-10)
    13. S2e4 Meta: The Hitchhiker (2023-11-10)
    14. S2e5 Meta: The Ball (2023-11-10)
    15. S2e6 Meta: Every Day (2023-11-10)
    16. S2 Meta: Analyzing the Minisodes as a group (2023-11-10)

     

    Remixed from a section of the Good Omens Crackpotting Theory Tracker

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    Witnessing the crucifixion is hard for Aziraphale. An escape from his own tormented thoughts comes from an unexpected source. In an unexpected form.

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    From their first meeting in Eden, Crowley and Aziraphale understand they can’t touch sexually. Firstly, because it’s forbidden, but more importantly, angels are toxic to demons. One misstep and poor Crowley could be permanently discorporated. Erased. Gone forever. It just isn’t worth the risk despite their growing longing for each other over the years. Of course, they find creative ways to get around it.

    For Kinktober 2023.

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    franctic

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    Crowley's slightly nightmarish dream during his three day nap after the crucifixion of a friend.

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    "Angel," said Crowley, "if I had a tiny little nap, would you mind waking me up?"

    Aziraphale halted. He turned to look at Crowley, astonishment, anxiety and angelic alarm paling the well built fluster off his face.

    "A nap?" He squeaked.

    "Yeah. Thought I'd check out for a few days. Three, maybe? Seems like a good amount of time."

    "You mean to say–" Aziraphale made a vague, swirling gesture at the bed, followed by another aimed at Crowley, "that you– sleep?"

    ***

    Yeshua dies, Crowley discovers anxiety and Aziraphale watches a demon sleep. The merit of a cock is briefly discussed.

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    "The first taste of human food was like a revelation to Aziraphale. One moment, he and Crawley were watching it rain outside, then the next moment, the demon was pouring himself a cup of wine and making himself comfortable. He’d even offered Aziraphale a sip, which the angel refused, though that didn’t sway the demon."
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    OR, an exploration of Aziraphale discovering earthly delights, starting at the Land of Uz with the ox ribs to Rome, the oysters, and his demon.

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    Crowley was unaware the setting sun pouring through the narrow window gently crowned her red hair, creating a soft halo around her head. She would have resented the very idea.
    Sitting opposite her, Aziraphale stood in the relative freshness and shelter of the shadows the thick stone walls of the tavern on a plateau in the Judaean Mountains created.
    The small establishment was heavy with silence, grief permeating the air between the patrons.
    He picked up a date from the plate sitting in between them and brought it to his lips, as Crowley poured herself some wine. The demon lounged back and drank from her cup, piquing Aziraphale's curiosity.

    "How… How does it taste," Aziraphale asked hesitantly.

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    Set in 33 A.D., Golgotha.

    After seeing Jesus crucified, Crowley takes Aziraphale out for dinner and, if he can convince the angel, drinks as well.

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    Aziraphale pours for them in Mesopotamia, in Greece, in France. Crowley raises his glass in inns, in restaurants, in the Soho bookshop.

    "What shall we toast?" he asks, and it echoes down the ages, a smooth, sliding spiral that comes around and around, but never quite in the same place.

    Aziraphale smiles fondly. "To us."

    Crowley only hesitates a moment, because it's been hard to wait, but Aziraphale all but promised him this moment was coming the night he handed over the holy water. There are spirals here, too.

     

     

    Collection of unrelated short fic. If you have found your way here via a particular tag, please see the index in Ch1.

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    Mes mėgstam rašyt lietuvišką hario poterio smutą per lietuvių pamoką. Rašė Kanapė, Sidras ir Ešerys - Didžiausi Potergalviai pasaulyje.

     

    - Bet Drakai, tuoj grįš Ronis su Viktoru.
    - Tada negaiškime laiko, brangusis. - tarė Drakas nusiimdamas savo aptemptas kelnes.
    Haris pamatė jo augantį draugą, ir tas vaizdas pažadino Hario vidinį omegą.

    Atnaujinimai kas savaitę.

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    He wants Aziraphale to be like him. Not a demon. Just… the same kind of something new that Crawly imagines himself to be. The something new that has a side, sort of, but dresses like people and communicates like people and smells like earth more than sulfur with every passing day. He understands now, maybe, why God spent so much time being jealous. Of course She is. She has no peers. She will always be jealous of those less than Her who find camaraderie amongst themselves that She cannot share.

    Crawly does not want to be jealous, not like Her. So he doesn't ask much, just offers Aziraphale a drink.

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    Crowley's changing relationships with rejection, water, and his place in the world.

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