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    It started as a joke, as these things often do. And though it took nearly a year, Patrick made good on a drunken promise to David - that they would christen every damn room in their new home.

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    The practice of taking someone else’s name hadn’t even seemed odd until Twyla asked who was changing their name after the wedding, him or David, as she dropped his tea on the counter weeks ago. Patrick had blinked at her and realized he didn’t have an answer. No one had ever asked before. Everyone had always known Rachel was going to become Rachel Brewer.  She’d doodled it on half a dozen notebooks in high school.

     

    But with David, well, Patrick hadn’t even thought about it. Now he couldn’t stop. 

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    “This actually isn’t as hideous as I thought it was going to be,” David says as he opens the door.

    There’s a beat of silence, and then,

    Wow,” says a voice that is very much not Stevie.

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    By the time David had turned to look over his shoulder toward the windows, Ronnie was halfway across the cafe, her jog quickly turning to a dead run as she pushed her way through the door and headed straight for Rose Apothecary, which now had what appeared to be half of a sensible, beige sedan sticking out of one of the front windows.

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    A freak accident gives David and Patrick the first big test of their marriage.

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    David Rose was tired.. Tired of everything around and in him.. Tired enough to leave Rose family and everything he ever knew behind to somewhere new.. New environment with no family & Life problems in his new life...

    Here are what if statements in this story:

    I mean what if David Rose got a feeling that Rose family would be broken in a couple years so he decided to leave with his stuff while he can go somewhere new.

    What if he meets the family's lawyer to find out about a town called "Schitt's Creek" that he owns.

    Again, I mean what if David Rose went to Schitt's Creek much earlier than the time Rose family and him did from the show? That he lived there for a couple years until Rose family finally arrived there to find out that all these years with their son & brother being gone from their lives who was now having developing new family, friends, husband, job and a home in Schitt's Creek all these years without them in it.

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    “Alexis,” David says, surprised. “What are you doing here?”

    She just looks at him with solemn blue eyes, half-illuminated by the light spilling out of their front hall. Behind her, David can make out the shape of a rental car parked at a haphazard angle at the end of their driveway.

    There’s a tightening at the base of his throat, the same sensation that always followed the ringing of his phone and Alexis’ too-chipper voice saying, hey, David? I could use, like, a tiny favour?

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    AKA: When Alexis has questions, she counts on David for answers. Always.

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    “And who’s this little guy?” David is suddenly by him and Patrick’s eyes snap open, giving him a weak smile. “May I?” Handing him over, he takes a breath. 

    “That’s Osborne. I got him when I was really little, took him everywhere with me.” Patrick explains, feeling slightly embarrassed. “I uhm...he stayed in bed with me till I was like...22 or something, kind of stupid right?” 

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    Ray looks up from where he is sat behind a desk to the left and grins. “Oh, hello David.” He says, “I see you’ve come to pick up Autumn today. This must be the first time you’ve seen my new business venture.”

    “Your new business--”

    “Ray’s Little Angels!”

    👼 AU - Stevie has a child before the Roses arrive at Schitt's Creek, and Patrick winds up working for Ray's new business venture where he meets David for the first time.

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    Bethany Claire was the young daughter of David Rose. Trust me, it's still surprising to David that he has a daughter.

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    David has a daughter in New York before the Rose's moved to Schitt's Creek. Now he has to manage his relationship with Patrick with a third wheel.

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    It’s not that David dislikes children, exactly, just that they are walking collections of his biggest triggers: loud noises, unpredictable emotions, persistent stickiness, a foundational disrespect for knits–

    “How come you have a husband and not a wife?”

    –and questions he has no clue how to answer.

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    “Haven’t I already told you Patrick and I are fine with our lives as it is?” David points out.

    “Wait, what are we talking about?” Asks Stevie.

    “You asked if we wanted kids.”

    “I said ‘think’, not ‘want’. There’s a clear difference.” Claims Stevie. David doesn’t see it. “And,” she adds on, “you told me that like, three years ago. People change.”

    Four years after their wedding, David and Patrick agree they are ready to start a family. The reality of being dads only sets in when they reunite with Stevie, their old friend who's pregnant with a baby she’s putting up for adoption.

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    There's one factor David didn't mention in their earlier miscommunication about moving in together.

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    Patrick has picked up a new hobby in quarantine. David hates it — until he doesn't.

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    *Title is a lyric from Hold On by Noah Reid (Patrick Brewer)

    David is the victim of a horrible crime while visiting Alexis in New York

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    Patrick likes a little pain. David helps him discover just how much.

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    The Rosebud Motel is getting a new, kooky family. I couldn't help, as I was watching the '91 movie, wonder... what if the motel the Addams end up at was the Rosebud? Thus this very niche fic was born. How do the Roses deal with their ooky new neighbors? And what sort of shenanigans with the Addams get up to in Schitt's creek?

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    I don't own Schitt's Creek.
    I recently watched this show and I really love it.
    I also support my favourite couple from the show, David Rose & Patrick Brewer!

    Rose & Brewer families include Stevie Budd are invited by mystery person, me author to go to the big screen event where they would be watching themselves, "Schitt's Creek" and see how much improved they would be from couple years until now.

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    This can act as a stand alone but is also the second part to Quarantine Questions. Will probably continue this cause we need some more Stevie/Alexis in our lives.

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    Stevie hears a rumor about Alexis that she wants to test out.

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    Prompts from Tumblr, compiled.

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