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    David had missed one phone call and now his life is falling apart. Well, okay, he’d missed like three months of phone calls, but who could blame him when things at the gallery had been so hectic? He’d made one tiny mistake, and now he has no choice but to go crawling to the last person who would ever want to help him. How the fuck is he supposed to convince Patrick to marry him when his own boyfriend won’t?

    Or, a very loose adaptation of The Proposal

    [Podfic of "baby, just say yes" by LFTPD]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    90
    Chapters:
    3/8
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    332
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    david and patrick have a conversation after leaving jake's apartment.

    Language:
    English
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    15
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    24
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    Ten years after his Dad's death, Patrick finds himself diagnosed with the same illness. His worst fears, and loss of control coming true, David steps up to deliver his promise of 'In Sickness and in Health'

     

    [It ends ok]

    Sequel to 'In Case You Don't Live Forever' but can stand alone.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    102,442
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    204
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    8446
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    This AU takes place in a timeline where the Rose family never went broke, and David still runs his gallery. Patrick Brewer is sent by his boss to look over the books and life takes a turn for both men.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,520
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    183
    Kudos:
    415
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    8878
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    After selling his gallery and leaving New York, David moves to Toronto with the only thing in the world that matters to him-- his dog, Lady.

    Everything goes okay, except for one problem: his cute but annoying new neighbor, Patrick, and his rambunctious mutt.

    T for language.
    Updated every Sunday!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,492
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2379
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    David meets the man of his dreams, but meets him only in his dreams.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    489
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    228
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    Patrick isn't the only one who learns about what David does while he's sleeping. David also gets to know some of Patrick's sleeping habits as their relationship progresses.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    735
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    92
    Hits:
    524
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    5 times Patrick makes David coffee

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    614
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    240
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,290
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    223
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3021
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    Two boys fell in love in a canoe at a school in the middle of the woods. This is where they ended up.

    Or, the outdoor school au epilogue

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,291
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    249
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    What if Stevie didn't go get the towels for David?

    A reimagining of Life is a Cabaret, told from Stevie's and David's POV

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,058
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    388
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    A young Johnny and Moira Rose

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,752
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    45
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    Found Family Feelings: The Johnny & Stevie edition.

    [podfic for Gonna Watch You Shine]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    20
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    31 drabbles to spotlight Twylexis canon divergences. Drabbles are written by an assortment of Twylexis authors! These drabbles are all stand-alone, and are not intended to be continuations of each other. We'll add tags and adjust the rating as needed, and we'll also link each drabble's author and specific rating at the top of each chapter. Hope you enjoy them!

    Language:
    English
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    1,504
    Chapters:
    15/31
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    401
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    Patrick's instinct is to leave, but he’s just noticed something about this guy. “I know you …” he says slowly, uncertainly.
    It’s hardly flattering, but the other guy chuckles. It’s a nice sound, Patrick thinks, cautiously.

    “Yeah,” says the guy, his grin sliding into a smirk. “I think you, uh, tried to flirt with me once.”

    And now Patrick recognises him. A million years ago, at a party he hadn’t thought twice about, before everything really took off, this guy stood in a kitchen, not unlike this one, wearing a shirt blazoned with a mouth and bloody fangs, teasing Patrick.

    OR
    Patrick Brewer has a LOT of baggage. He's absolutely not ready for a relationship.

    OR
    In which the author tries not to spoil anything, and in doing so fails completely at the summary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,092
    Chapters:
    5/17
    Comments:
    232
    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    3021
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    For once in his life, David Rose is speechless.
    Well, okay, not literally. Obviously.
    But the countdown to the wedding is now measured in hours instead of days, and he still can’t put pen to paper and write his vows to Patrick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    691
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    532
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    15 smutty Twylexis drabbles, written by an assortment of Twylexis authors! These drabbles are all stand-alone, and are not intended to be continuations of each other. We'll add tags as needed, and we'll also link each drabble's author and specific rating at the top of each chapter. Hope you enjoy them!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    692
    Chapters:
    7/15
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    397
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    Did David lose a bet? Forget Patrick’s birthday? Is there bribery afoot involving sex and potato salad? We may never know for sure…

    Patrick takes David to see his first major league baseball game.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    971
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    91
    Hits:
    463
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    What if Moira is the one who is pregnant in Season 4 Episode 2?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,638
    Chapters:
    186/200
    Comments:
    626
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    6879
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    “I just want to make sure we’re on the same page, about what this is.” His hand made a circular gesture between them. “I’ve been caught in tricky situations before where both parties are different ideas about what’s going on, and seeing as we’re neighbours? I thought we should be upfront about that.”

    “Okay David. What is it that you think that this is?” Patrick mimicked David’s hand gesture.

    David pressed his lips between his teeth. “We’re … friends. Who … sometimes fuck?” He looked away from Patrick, not wanting to see his reaction. He wasn’t sure why this felt difficult. It was just sex.

    “Sure,” Patrick breathed out. “That works. Casual sex is fine by me.” There was something that flickered in his eyes when he said it, but David couldn’t place it.

    “Enough talking then.”

    —-

    Or, a neighbours with benefits AU

    *now complete*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,583
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    132
    Kudos:
    289
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    4505

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