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    Today, Baz is giving Simon a reprieve (or, that's what he is telling Simon.)

    Cue a removal of cursed body parts, a grumpy fireplace who *knows* what is happening, and a shrill frizzy-haired friend threatening to poison some scones.

    (this is a remix fic, original story linked in the A/N)

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    "This has meant no more glaring at Snow from across the Hall, which I miss terribly. I miss him terribly. I haven’t really seen much of him recently. I spend as little time in our room as possible, day and night. He never studies in the library, which is where I spend most of my free time. He’s always asleep when I get back to our room. Or at least I think he is. My senses (even my vampire-senses) have weakened considerably since I stopped getting my four hours of sleep each night. Insomnia is quite inconvenient."

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    How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.
    The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing morning coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.
    Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why is morning coffee with Draco Malfoy the only thing that makes sense anymore?

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    18/?
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    Because if there are places where magic survives in the 21st century, one of those places is surely Oxford. Because the fellowship of Camelot deserved happier fates than the show gave them. Because it's hard for a king to save the world, and harder for a prophecy to be broken. And because, though there are many imaginings of what happened to Merlin, surviving into a new world, I wanted to write this one.

    This work is tagged for Arthurian mythology (and related fandoms) because, as some readers may notice, I've borrowed ideas from medieval literature and modern retellings, which will be acknowledged in the respective chapters.

    Weekly updates planned for Wednesdays; begun 10 June 2020.

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    5/?
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    Post-Carry On, Simon and Baz find themselves separate, navigating the emotional aftermath of the Mage’s plans. What if Baz wasn’t the first vampire with magic? What if the first had been employed for the darker part of Simon’s origins? Would Fiona leave Baz to die for disgracing the family by being kidnapped by numpties twice? Numpties and vampires galore, and all plot points and chapter titles are inspired by the lyrics to Bear Hands’ song Giants, the “MOST SIMONY SONG THAT HAS EVER SIMONED.”

    Regularly updated weekly, sometimes twice a week if we're lucky.

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    Ezra is the Prince of the North. He is smitten by the town florist, Raphael, which is frowned upon. His world is uprooted and turned upside-down when all he loves becomes threatened by traitors. He is forced to imprisonment, and thrown into an epic journey full of twists to find exactly who is he, where he came from... And will do whatever it takes to keep the one he loves most.

    Tags will update weekly as necessary.

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    Simon Snow is just like everyone else. He has a job managing a bakery and dirty mugs piling up in his room. Except for just one thing: he moonlights as a superhero, The Golden Blade, official protector of Watford City. And a new nemesis has arisen, wreaking havoc and mayhem upon the citizens: the sinister, mysterious Vampire. Simon has to find out what Vampire is up to, all while keeping his identity a secret from everyone - including his prickly flatmate, Baz.

    Superhero AU (non-magical) filled with action, pining, baking, oblivious boys, and, of course, plotting. (There's always plotting.)

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    Baz’s hand is moving under his pants and I keep panting for some reason. (Probably in anticipation of finally uncovering all his plots.)

    Why hasn’t he taken off his pants? Wouldn’t it have been easier for him, more to see? I mean fewer movements, less restrictions for him because I definitely don’t want to see more.

    What I’m trying to say is that it makes sense to take the pants off while wanking. It’s just common sense. It’s for his benefit, not mine. I don’t even want to watch.

    Oh, Merlin, Baz is arching his back, his stomach is flexing and I can’t look away. He’s so fucking fit and apparently very sensual too. Unfortunately, I can’t see his face clearly from over here. 

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    Expansion on the Bakery AU that you didn't ask for, but definitely got, in Holding Out For A Hero. There are scones, and bread, and muffins, and croissants, and pies, and... well, you get the idea. It's basically a love letter to baking, and bakeries, and it's cozy and warm and self-indulgent. (There's also flirting, don't worry.)

    Presenting a series of ficlets taking place during Simon's time at the bakery -- before, during, and after the events of Holding Out For a Hero. Technically a companion piece, but you don't have to read that to enjoy this one!

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    Wonshik has a journey filled with:
    1. questionable humor
    2. questionable impressions
    3. best-friends
    4. best-mothering/brothering-friends-who-frequently-but-not-always-make-fun-of-his-soft-nature
    5. lots of gifts

    and 6. a quandary: Should he buy Jaehwan the fox, sloth, or llama tissue box?

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    Simon Snow just really really loves Sour Cherry Scones.

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    Inspired by tumblr prompt: "I see you every month when I visit my family member at the graveyard and usually you look like you’re dealing, but this time you cry and I just have to go and hug you because you look so sad"

    Tim meets Dick at the graveyard. Hugs occur.

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    Someone is anonymously sending Simon scones. The best fucking scones he's had in his entire life. And he's going to find out who’s sending them.

    In other words: Simon realises just how gay he is for Baz Pitch.

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    Sansa and Harry’s engagement is over (after catching him cheating on her the night of her hen party) Sansa is devastated. Can a trip to Scotland with Arya help her get over it? And can the shy, scarred owner of Clegane Keep mend her broken heart?

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    Unknowing to the Winchesters after they stopped the Apocalypse...the countries are sentient living beings... Now the nations of the world thanking the Winchesters for saving them. Some will bring gifts, some will invite them, some will shake hands, some will hug, some will kiss, and just patting their heads or backs. Some will either excitedly, politely, emotionally or reluctantly thank them.

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    El Capitán Kirk y su tripulación fueron asignados a explorar un planeta llamado Auckland, ubicado en los límites de la Federación Unida de planetas, con la intención de realizar un informe sobre la viabilidad de establecer una colonia de investigación. Sin embargo, los mismos se ven atacados por una especie alienígena de insectos, que le impiden regresar a la nave, dejando a Jim y Spock en lugar inexplorado con sus igualmente inexplorados sentimientos.

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    Baz wants to sleep in. Simon's getting things done.

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    Simon owns a scone shop. Baz comes in every day and buys four scones. In between, they talk about life, flirt, and eat scones.

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    "Are you sure this is a good idea?" Neil asks for the fifth time in the past five minutes. Husband and wife roll their eyes at him in perfect sync. It'd be disconcerting if they weren't being petty. They're always in sync when they're being petty. He only wishes they'd get along this well at council meetings.

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    Simon, Baz and Penny are all trying to get on with their lives - going to uni, working part-time jobs, exploring a world without the Humdrum.
    But when Penny informs the boys about an unexpected visitor, one who promises to test their relationship, can they overcome their own anxieties and learn to communicate with one another?

    Post Carry On, Pre Wayward Son

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