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The daily life of four friends in the world. Nothing happens. There is no story.
Based on Seinfeld.
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“Hah, okay. Think like this.” Stan gestures vaguely. “Teenage years are like a tutorial… but for real life, ‘n time is running out for you. So here’s me, but not me, hot–girl me, asking you on a practice date.”
He watches him for a second, processing the words, then sinks back into bed with a heavy sigh. “It’s too fucking early for this.”
Stan kisses him again, gently, tiredly, and there’s no resistance. He snuggles closer. “C'mon. It’ll be soo fun.”
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When the Belchers cater the Kingshead Island Yacht Club's Summer Gala, Gene encounters Sasha Whiteman once again, and Sasha immediately develops a crush.
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The Abstinence (s8 e9) *if* Jerry had said yes to sleeping w Elaine. Writing for these characters is soo difficult for me - especially writing emotion omg…Anyways pls lemme know if u enjoy !
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Jerry finds fanfiction of him and Kramer. George claims the dog ate his papers at his new job. Kramer and Elaine bond over a television show. Elaine grows a connection with a taxi driver.
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[Insert dumb robot pun] maybe It'll lighten the mood by orphan_account
Fandoms: WordGirl (Cartoon)
04 Apr 2022
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Becky Botsford becomes Tobey's friend so she can find out about his schemes against Wordgirl. But, how long will the ruse last? And what will happen when the feelings turn genuine?
I'll try to update almost every day. So sorry if the chapters feel like they've only been written in one afternoon. It's because they were.
In other words, no beta we die like the fandom.
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Shinjfeld: Episode 1 The Plug by Swamp_Bogman
Fandoms: Neon Genesis Evangelion, Seinfeld
25 Jan 2022
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Shinjfeld "Shinji" Ikari is ripped from his stand-up set and taken to NERV HQ, where he learns that he must pilot a robot to save humanity.
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DAVE: yugioh
ROSE: Gesundheit.284/365
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There comes a time in every student's life when they have to move out of the dorms. For Susan, her lovers, and her friends, that day is today.
A follow-up to Comfort, Subspace and Other Elusive Things, taking place roughly concurrently with Stories from the Sextet.
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7 days of quickly written EGS fics, 2021 edition.
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"You are mistaken, Ronon. You picked last time," Teyla interjected. "And it is my turn."
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All About Nothing by SaraJaye
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
01 May 2021
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Not all late-night conversations are deep and heartfelt.
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Karkat's comfortable suburban home was nothing particularly interesting - it was, perhaps in all ways necessary, the definition of "tepid" when applied to an architectural construct. It had a number of walls, with which warm air was contained in the winter on days like today, and it had a roof, which usually prevented water from leaking in, and it had computers, three total, with which the house's inhabitants completed tasks and performed the routines of their daily lives. A cantankerous father who frequently got angry at sportsball and his fantasy teams, the fairly obnoxious college student who thankfully remained shut away in his bedroom for the duration of the visit, and Karkat, who was Karkat.
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Jerry has an idea for a new comedy bit. Elaine has a confrontation with an ex boyfriend. Kramer gets a Penthouse Forum. And what's the deal with those big red lifeguard chairs anyway?
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For their part, they were doing a very good job staying out of trouble in the muddy creek, splashing about in all the water, looking for one thing in particular, a thing that Jade knew for a fact was on this island. She had caught many before, and even had to chastise Becquerel when he kept eating all the venomous ones because she really liked picking them up, with gloves. But we are not here to think Becquerel's doggy thoughts, we are here to watch two girls go frog hunting in a muddy creek on a tropical-ish island, and that is what we will now proceed to do.
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"Frankly, I don't see what's so miraculous about it. I've had plenty of whipped creams from a variety of sources before - on occasion, I do like to dabble in the art of confectionery and create my own." Rose said, quietly tapping away at her old 3ds, lying down on Dave's stack of mattresses, occasionally rolling onto her stomach in a way that indicated a deeper desire for relaxation than what the stiff springs could provide to her. "It's just cream and sugar and some vanilla in a stand mixer, and then you let that run until it incorporates a large enough volume of air to develop into whipped cream. Nothing particularly outrageous about that that would require one to pay exorbitant prices for whipped cream in a tub. I fail to see the appeal."
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"Becquerel likes to teleport into nuclear silos so he can eat their uranium."
John did not have the available liquid to do a spit take, so instead they just blew a raspberry of disbelief instead. "He what?" John asked, eyes nearly bulging out of their head.
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"I don't know, it really depends on what sort of catgirl we're talking about, in my eyes." John said, sitting on Rose's bed, quietly bouncing up and down on their butt. Not for any particular reason - they weren't super excited, or jazzed out on one of the many Monster energy drinks scattered around the room (that would be Rose, currently jazzed out on aforementioned drinks). Just sort of... bouncing. "Like, am I just me but I have cat ears, a tail, and going "nya" a lot?"
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"I mean, I just can't imagine a world in which, realistically, the chicken came first. Unless we're talking about specifically "Chicken's" eggs, and not the concept of eggs in general, in which case, fuck you, be clearer next time, asshole who invented this stupid hypothetical." Dave said, angrily bouncing back and forth on his heels while John set a plastic bag down on the ground for the two of them. Dave stared off into the distance, bushy blonde brows furrowed in a significantly larger fury display than such a silly topic probably warranted - nevertheless, fury is what he possessed.
"Plutarch, I think." John chimed in helpfully, swiping across Wikipedia on their phone.
"Right, Plutarch these balls, then."
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2 AM Conversations by Insomniaccoffee (NightKlok), NightKlok
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
03 Aug 2020
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The boys have a very intelligent chat about things in the dining room.