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    Sam never had any doubt that he was meant to belong to the one man that always had a way of breaking his heart. To find one's mate is supposed to be a blessing. To believe that fate has him destined for another, Sam makes sure he will never be given to someone else. If he can't have Lucifer, then he'd rather spend the rest of his life alone. It doesn't matter that the man he has always loved doesn't feel the same way. His heart is set.

    Lucifer deserved to be alone. He knew it was only a matter of time before another would come to claim the one he can't have. As much as he longs for Sam, he hates how weak the need makes him feel. He isn't allowed to love Sam. If you can't have something, convince yourself that you hate it. The problem is after years of pushing Sam away, everyone has come to accept that the two could care less about the other.

    What happens when Sam realizes that there is reason to hope? That there is a reason he can't seem to let Lucifer go no matter how cruel the man is. Can he convince everyone, not just Lucifer of the truth? Or will the one lie Sam has told over the years make it impossible for Lucifer to see him as anything more than the one that got away?

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    "I can't fall in love with guns and blood, Alpha."

    "But you already love me, Jimin." Jungkook presses his lips to his bite mark on the Omega's neck. "That's enough."

    Or

    Jungkook becomes a monster just to save Jimin. Only, he doesn't take it that well.
    ~
    A story about six(seven) men and a tiny dark secret that changes their lives forever.

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    ʀᴜᴛ | ᴏᴍᴇɢᴀᴠᴇʀsᴇ | ᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴ ᴅᴇᴋᴜ | ʙᴀᴋᴜsʜɪᴍᴀ |
    ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ 𝟷𝟾+ | sʜᴏʀᴛ sᴛᴏʀʏ |

    Born into the world as an Omega who wanted nothing more than to be an Alpha, Izuku Midoriya dedicated his extensive knowledge and intelligence to one thing and one thing alone -- developing a serum that would successfully change any of the sub-genders into an Alpha. To him, being an Omega only got in the way of dreams. Being an Omega wasn't safe -- and Izuku had someone he wanted safe.

    After years of hiding away and while working on a solution, Izuku finally believed the serum was ready to be tested on its first Omegan subject -- and the greenette had the perfect explosive Hero in mind for the first dose.

    It was finally time for the cure.

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    Izuku Midoriya was an Omega. His whole life he never once hated the fact that he was born into the weaker sub-gender. It was part of who he was. Izuku wasn't ashamed to say that he was weaker than others, doomed to endure painful heats and be the submissive partner to any mate he would find. It never stopped him from attempting to reach his goals. However, one week after his 18th birthday, the Omega was spending his summer afternoon the same way he had been for the past 4 years -- watching his neighbor's 14-year-old Alpha son, Katsuki Bakugou.

    "Go -" I spoke lowly and buried my head into my clammy palms while I tried to focus on anything but his scent that was filling my senses. Anything but my heat.
    "Izu - " He protested lightly, his arms reaching out towards me as if I had not just done -- that. I snapped.
    "No! Get out, Katsuki!" I screamed in frustration with hot tears still streaming down my flushed cheeks. I couldn't wrap my head around it. I touched him. I needed him to get out. He had to leave; I needed him to fucking leave. I couldn't be near him any longer. The only thoughts swimming through my muddled mind were of the monstrous act that I had just committed. I hurt him. I hurt my Katsuki.

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    Tanjiro's special new kitten is having trouble sleeping.

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    Literally a BNHA x Seme Male Reader where you get to top the fuck out of characters.

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    2/?
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    When a pollen covered Castiel approached Sam and Lucifer for help, neither archangel nor hunter saw any reason to refuse their help to the seraph.

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    In a world where drugs, sex, and violence rule, Viktor Nikiforov is the king. As the Pakhan of the Russian Mafia (the Bratva) he is responsible for murder and mayhem across multiple continents and that’s just the way he likes it. The only problem is that a new leader has risen to power in America – known only as ‘JJ’ – and he starts to intrude on Viktor’s territory.

    Not only is that rude, it’s damn right unacceptable.

    So, Viktor sets out to find out as much about JJ as he can, including infiltrating the businesses he owns, such as The Kiss and Cry, a sleazy club that works as a front for an exclusive exotic omega strip club that only the richest and most powerful men can access. Naturally, Viktor has no trouble getting inside. Once he’s there, however, his plans are thrown out of the window when he spots a beautiful, young Japanese omega with chocolate-brown eyes and an ass to die for. There’s only one problem: Viktor swore he’d never mate an omega.

    Will Viktor manage to stay focused on his mission? Or will this omega break Viktor’s most important rule?

    Updates *every* Thursday

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    Kaminari had been waiting for this, for the day Mineta started his heat, because he knew what his role would be. The two agreed that Kaminari would help Mineta through his first heat and sleepover to make sure he was never left waiting and wanting.
    So the day Mineta is absent from class Kaminari could barely wait to see his lover after class.

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    A deal struck in desperation, a single night stolen, and Sam Winchester loses the one thing that was never his. Years later, the boy with the demon blood struggles with the outcome of his greatest sin. Hunted, alone, and desperate to make sense of what he has become; Sam finds that the greatest way to remain lost is to hide in plain sight. That is until the angel he once betrayed comes strolling back into his life.

    The death of a friend forces Dean to assist Castiel and Jack one last time. All evidence leads the trio to a place called Alma Caida in the heart of New Mexico. The search for a stolen scroll reveals more than a hidden sanctuary for the supernatural. They must come face to face with the infamous King of The Dead, who offers assistance in locating the artifact. Castiel can't help but feel drawn to the mysterious stranger. Nor can he make sense of the way the demon makes him aware of what he has lost. To complicate matters, Dean has every intention of killing the demon rumored to be responsible for the death of his brother.

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    Mickey and Ian are reunited in prison. Will their relationship be rekindled? Can it survive prison and all that Mickey's prior dealings may bring? Can love really conquer all?

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    Ranpo says they won't get caught if they're quick. Tecchou should know better than to trust what the kitsune says, at this point.

    (Based on a thread in a roleplay server)

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    Volume 2: EᒪEᑕTᖇIᑕ TOᑌᑕᕼ
    | To be read after Don't Touch My Alpha |
    ᗰᗩ丅ᑌᖇᗴ ᑕᗝᑎ丅ᗴᑎ丅 18+

    Denki Kaminari has never known stability and affection. With parents that were never home and chose work over him, the Omega was forced to find his attachments elsewhere. Latching onto best friend, Katsuki Bakugou, Denki found himself possessive and jealous when Katsuki's mate, Izuku Midoriya, was brought into the picture.

    Letting his emotions get the best of him, Denki drove the final wedge between the two mates and during Izuku's attempt to walk out one morning, Denki came face to face with his mate -- an Alpha named Shinsou who was there to retrieve his friend, Izuku.

    As if the odds weren't already stacked against him, his mate also seemed to think he was nothing more than a whore whose life goal was to tear mates apart -- but before he could explain himself and possibly salvage his one chance at true happiness -- ʜɪs ᴍᴀᴛᴇ ᴡᴀs ɢᴏɴᴇ.

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    A prequel to cherry blossom (m)ending in which Namjoon and Yoongi form a pack and then go about courting Hoseok.

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    Victor Nikiforov is wealthy beyond belief and can buy absolutely everything he wants, including a gorgeous omega slave to fulfill his every desire. Katsuki Yuuri needs someone to take care of him both financially and emotionally after losing his entire family. It's a match-made in heaven despite their sinful explorations in the bedroom. Love isn't required between them, but it's something they both desperately want. Can a relationship forced from necessity become something more?

    Read on to find out how the two navigate these exciting and intense power dynamics together.

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    Otabek and Yuri have planned to sleep in. It's Sunday and they have all the time in the world to relax...

    Well, they would have - if it weren't for their rebellious teenage son, his boyfriend and a six year old toddler in front of their bedroom door.

    (Alternatively: Otabek remembers the good ol' times before the family chaos)

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    44/?
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    Two weeks have passed since they signed the contract. It's time to close the deal and enjoy its perks.

     

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    This is the heat part that was left out of Deals have Consequences.

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    “You’re the best husband,” Harry mutters in Zayn’s mouth, “the best father,” he adds swiping his tongue along the line of Zayn’s bottom lip, “and the best Alpha I could ever wish for,” he concludes, his large hands going to cup both sides of Zayn’s face.

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    Nora presents, so late that it catches them a little by surprise.
    It's a big change, but Zayn and Harry wouldn't have it any other way.

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    Most succubi visit the club and bar scene when coming up to the Grounds where there are bountiful opportunities for feeding off dumb, horny humans. Namjoon's never been like most succubi. He prefers the quiet sounds of a secluded forest, not the hustle and bustle of a city street. For his most recent trip above the Underworld, he visits just that, not concerned with feeding off any energy for now.

    That all changes when Namjoon—quite literally—gets tangled up with a giant creature he's never seen before.

     

    (alternatively, a soft succubus gets more than he bargained for when a handsome merman finds him admiring the flora and fauna by the riverbank)

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    1/1
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    161
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    20
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