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    Edward Little is a hockey player. Thomas Jopson is a ballet dancer. Their worlds collide one summer.

    Completed, updates Saturdays

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    33,194
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    304
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    Hanging from the ceiling was a broken chandelier. Staring at it, Collins could imagine the man from the story trying to hang himself from it. He could imagine the devil standing on the other side of the black window.
    The devil smiled at him.

     

    *update every Friday till complete!*

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    18,508
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    160
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    Edward Little returns to his childhood home after over a decade spent up north.

    Some things are as he left them, the house in the same state it was when his parents passed, as grand and as haunted, but change has begun to creep upon the sleepy Louisiana town: there's a new sheriff and whispers of strange goings-on in the woods; his childhood friend is preaching to a vanishing congregation and someone has been stealing snakes from the nature reserve.

    Maybe he wouldn't mind it all so much if the boy he used to like wasn't holding out on him, and if every morning wasn't bringing dead birds on his front porch.

    Language:
    English
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    20,580
    Chapters:
    12/24
    Comments:
    141
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1134
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    The grimy and unbelievably stupid modern au no one asked for, featuring Hickey: part time scammer and full time messer. Tozer: his lover and partner in fairly petty crime. A nice bit of rough. Fitzjames: discovering his love of a nice bit of rough.

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    English
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    4,007
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    91
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    Sir John runs a Christian-themed summer camp for at-risk teenage boys, though unbeknownst to him, much of his staff are markedly less keen on his strict religious traditions than he might have hoped. Everyone's hiding something, the air is rife with sexual tension, and the ones who aren't head-over-heels are at each other's throats. Also, that one camper might be plotting a murder.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,033
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    581
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    John Hartnell makes sausages out of stuff that does not normally go into sausages.

    Other stuff happens, too. But that's not important. This guy is making sausages.

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    3,221
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    216
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    When uptight programmer John Irving moves into a dilapidated London flat with his best friends, he's just happy to be paying below market rate for rent. However, he'd failed to account for a few unexpected elements. Such as Ned's obnoxious childhood friend, Solomon Tozer, crashing on the sofa indefinitely. And, of course, the ghost of a long-dead madman named Cornelius Hickey, who's bent on making John's life a living hell...
     


    OR

    The Haunting of John Irving: A Sex Comedy in Four Acts
    featuring
    some Hapless Flatmates - an Unwelcome Houseguest - a few Dead Victorians - a Devious Seduction - much Scheming, Plotting, & Carrying-On - a Pair of Competent Ghost Hunters - various & sundry Erotic Revelations, of a Personal Nature - and, by certain standards, a Happy Ending.

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    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    151
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     A young marine private had come to a halt at the foot of the ladder not five paces from Henry, blinking at him in bewilderment. Henry did his best to put on an air of nonchalance, hoping to make this tableau seem as it it were perfectly commonplace; which was rather difficult when he had one stockinged foot just touching the deck while his other leg hung in the air on the other side of the Quartermasters’ counter, all while he clutched a tankard of sugar to his chest.

    OR

    Dundy gets so caught up in the thought of pudding he forgets shagging exists

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    132
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    Francis will not deny that he thought it to be a very queer idea, when it first came to him. But, like all great ideas, this one was born out of necessity, and when the whiskey left him soft and dormant and Fitzjames’ needs were going unmet, Francis considered at once the possibility of a proxy; some strapping young lad to get in and get the job done.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,175
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    253
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    Solomon Tozer goes on holiday to Greece in order to learn that the Edward Little Boyfriend Experience (TM) is good, actually.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,459
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    154
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    Tozer’s fingers, fitted beneath his thigh to hold it aside, tighten. His breath washes Edward’s cheek. “Proper tight little cunt you’ve got,” he whispers. “Been saving yourself for marriage, have you?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    493
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    101
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    - Harry has changed the chat name to Raft of the Medusa -

    09:04 Ship’s Boy: What?
    09:05 Math Man: It’s because he doesn’t think we’ll last two days without him without resorting to cannibalism, apparently. 
    09:05 Jart: How insulting.
    09:050 Jart: We could last at least 3.

    7 of London's finest respond to a housemates wanted advert and get caught up in the shenanigans that come with living in a beat up old Victorian.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,104
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    92
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    'It was never too difficult to steal out of the stores, only almost never worth it.There hadn't been much that appealed; he hadn't been taken with the tins of stewed vegetables. But then he saw them, the peaches; wondered if someone had been saving them. Meant for better days, leisurely dinners and perhaps a glass of brandy. And why shouldn’t they have them, now?'

    Hickey and Tozer share a midnight feast.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    93
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    John hasn't shirked his duty to come down to the orlop, he hasn't, but he has done nothing to be stared at so, and wishes to be alone.

    Except he isn't, is he. There are others: John can hear them even through the racket of his heart pounding in his ears. He should turn around.

    He doesn't.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    503
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    90
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    Solomon Tozer leans back and sighs, throwing an arm over the back his chair. ‘D’ I ever tell you how much I love your cookin’, Ned?’ It is one in the morning, he is quite drunk, and in the lamplight his throat bobs as he finishes the last of the second pint of ale Ned has poured him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,455
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    248
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    “Ah. Well. They’re saying,” says Irving, his voice dropping to a hoarse whisper, not meeting Tozer’s eyes, “that I, ah.” He swallows, starts again. “The men are saying… that I possess a… a member, of… unusual size…”

    Tozer lets that delicious understatement hang in the air for just a moment before saying, “Do you, now?”

    “Yes. I mean— I—” Irving stammers, “I mean that’s what they’re saying. Not— I mean, I don’t—”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,510
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    291
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    After breaking it off with Cornelius, Billy struggles to find his replacement.

    [Fill for a prompt on the terror kink meme]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,239
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    93
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    A collection of short drabbles and prompt fills, spanning across doomed Arctic expeditions and the crews that manned them.

     

    Updated 7/30: Ch 12 'Last Meal' (Tozer/Little)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,414
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    682
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    Thomas Hartnell comes to Terror.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    107
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    It was a cruel trick to leave the two of them together, unfair enough that for a panicked moment Little was convinced he had been found out. But of course if anyone had had an inkling his situation would be markedly more unpleasant. As it was, only delicate and not a little awkward, to be guarding Tozer, who lay on his side with an arm wrapped around himself. He could have been asleep but for the way he tapped a finger against his ribs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,363
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    104

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