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    Maybe there's another reason Sherlock 'deleted' the solar system.

    When spacey astronomer Olivia Wainwright befriends John Watson, she crosses paths with two childhood friends. But only one of the Holmes brothers remembers her.

    Sherlock isn't entirely sure why he resents the solar system, but Ollie Wainwright seems to be making things worse.

    Mycroft failed to protect Olivia when they were children, and will do whatever it takes to make it up to her.

    John has a habit of getting too attached, and Ollie Waintwright is certainly no exception.

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    Six months after Sherlock's sister Eurus put him, his brother Mycroft and his best friend John Watson through a series of sick games that nearly got all them killed, they all came back to their life. After helping Sherlock to repair the damages caused by the fire that destroyed their apartment, John found a new job and raises Rosie in the house he used to share with Mary. However, he hasn't forgotten his friend Sherlock, who resumed his consulting work at 221B Baker Street.

    It's not enough to cure Sherlock's boredom, but soon a new case will get him back to Scotland Yard; a wealthy man was found hanged in his living-room, and the circumstances surrounding his death are mysterious. Despite Lestrade's inclination towards deeming it a suicide, Sherlock is doubtful: how come his safe, hidden behind a painting, was found unlocked and emptied? Was the hanged man a blackmail's victim? Was it even a suicide? For the first time in months, Sherlock is excited: at last, the game is on!

    Little does he know that this new case will soon force him to face the ghost of a past he thought was behind him. Memories of a case he investigated fifteen years ago resurface, along with the heartbreak that ensued.

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    John is invalided home after he is shot in Afghanistan.
    Official records diagnose him with PTSD.
    Yet he dreams of the perfect life with an amazing man.
    But is the truth worse than the dream?

    (Originally titled John's Imaginary Friend. 15/05/15 renamed to Our Love Is A Tragedy)

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    "John." Sherlock calls, behind John's back. This is no doubt an introduction to one of his numerous demands, and John should totally ignore it. Sherlock sounds slightly panicked, though, like this is an urgent matter.

    "What?" John grits through his teeth.

    "John. I’m hard."

    John's whole body tenses. He's heard that wrong. He's really tired and his brain is playing tricks on him. It must be.

    John slowly turns around, facing Sherlock, heat burning his cheeks. "Wh… what?"

    "Spontaneous erection. It hasn't happened since I was a teenager." Sherlock explains, blinking repeatedly, looking stunned by his own realisation.

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    "She is the pinnacle of aristocracy—the original noble, her blood is purer than any other noble in this esteemed Empire, her beauty immeasurable with her milky white skin and the signature silver-grey eyes of House Grey. She is the product of excellent breeding, noble blood flowing through her veins-- the successor to Marquisate Grey!

     

    Katherine deadpanned. “What am I, cattle?”

     

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    Katherine Grey is a lot of things-- Knight, the current Earl Grey, Private Secretary to the Queen.

    Sometimes a solid chocolate addict, sometimes a vengeful teacher, sometimes a sword maniac.

    But one thing that has remained consistent during all of those identities is the fact that she is one William James Moriarty's beloved, albeit unwilling fiancee. Shenanigans ensue.

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    John gets Sherlock into Minecraft. It goes TREMENDOUSLY well. John definitely doesn't rage quit.

    And Archie is a good boy, obviously.

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    Sherlock puts eyeballs in the fridge and tries to make John his personal servant. John is annoyed.

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    After a dishonorable discharge, Aria Lestrade returns to London hoping to find some way of putting her life back together. Despite the company she keeps, normal life is dull and overrated. Things are going great until a spider falls into her life and turns her world on its axis. At least its not boring anymore, right?

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    Greg watches something shift in Mycroft after another pathetic insult from his brother, and decides to investigate, resulting in his feelings growing as fast as he recovers.

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    What if Mycroft Holmes' and Albert Moriarty had a shared moment in their childhood?
    What if they were masked and Albert never knew of the genuine yet odd boy that made one hellish night better?

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    Marylin Montgomery just wishes to live a quiet life in London with her cat and her books. But when she meets Sherlock Holmes, she is drawn into a life of excitement, danger, and intrigue. A life she never wanted, but cannot seem to get away from. As she gets closer to Sherlock her secrets threaten to come out, endangering those around her. As much as she is intrigued by the consulting detective, will Marylin be able to trust him when he proves to care more about cases and secrets than human beings?

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    Molly Hooper is a woman who feels invisible, in her life it's an endless cycle of being treated like a ghost and shrinking. She's sick, and Sherlock never ceases to make her the butt of every joke- until he catches on to her secret.

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    She could do this. She could say the words.

    "Inspector Lastrade, I'm your daughter. And..."

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    Sherlock tries to quit smoking with the help of nicotine tablets, but unsurprisingly starts taking more than he’s supposed to.

    Mycroft has something to say about that.

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    Sherlock Holmes has some cues to become a great detective one day (despite being the best one already, according to himself). One day, after he's learned not to jump to conclusions so fast and respect his clients even if they don't deserve it (most of them deserve his utter disdain, to be honest).
    But now, Sherlock is bored, and boredom is a key motivation to take desperate measures—so that's why Sherlock accepts an offer he would otherwise decline and tell the offering to kiss his ass.

    Or: Sherlock helping his brothe— Mycroft fucking Holmes find his missing boyfr— personally preferred partner to have sexual intercourse with, Gregory Lestrade, under the condition that Mycroft finally drags his ass to a family gathering to show Mummy what a punk bitch he's become while on his college estrangement. Everything happens under the watchful eye of John, Eurus and Molly.

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    The Christmas Party is here, and Sherlock has more tricks up his sleeve...

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    Sherlock and John are sent on an interesting case after months of boredom that caused Sherlock to spin out of control. Their adventure goes off the rails, bringing hidden feelings to light, and things peak for the both of them.

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    The first time Greg noticed the flash car at the crime scene, he observed that Sherlock had seen it as well. The eye roll was a dead giveaway.

    "Who's that then?" he asked, as a long, finely shod leg emerged from the back door.

    "Nobody," snarled Sherlock, from behind gritted teeth.

    "Well, nobody looks right fit in that suit."

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    Mycroft had always wanted control : to help his little brother, to help the British Government. But is he truly justified in taking it ? Aren't Sherlock's free will and democracy more important than his wish to bring the most happiness to the greatest number of people ?
    As Mycroft navigates his brother's addiction and politics, he has to learn to navigate his own moral convictions.

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