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    Rebekkah hadn't come to London to get involved in local crime solving but of course her curiosity and penchant for finding trouble wouldn't allow her to pass up on the very enticing opportunity to do just that. Meeting a certain consulting detective hadn't been in her plans either, but perhaps it wouldn't be too bad to keep him close. After all, they had an enemy in common

    Unfortunately, this and all my other stories are on an indefinite hiatus. For more information, see Ch. 6.

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    Idk me and my housemate decided that I should make people cry while in the car listening to music.

    I have no clue where this will be going, how long it will be, or how its going to end but i DO know somebody will cry. Me? You? My housemate? John? Who knows.

    (I keep messing with the rating and tags bc im confused ignore me-)
    OFFICIALLY STARTED!!!!!!!

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    Sherlock's gaze took in the sight before him – a man drenched in rain and blood, but still with an aura of calculated danger. A black coat, a black cape that fell to reveal blond hair and red eyes. There was a moment of hesitation, a flicker of surprise and recognition in Sherlock's eyes. Then, without a word, he stepped aside, his unspoken invitation clear. Louis stumbled into the warmth of 221B Baker Street, his strength waning with each passing second. "I didn't know where to go..."

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    Famous reader presents the Great Sherlock Holmes with a case of her own. they become closer than anticipated and things may get a little more creative around 221 baker street than before.

    Will their relationship be strictly business casual?

    Or will the consulting detective join the media in admiring this Lady of the Arts.

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    — Якщо це ти взяв мої... — Голмс-старший замовк, помітивши біля плити незнайомця в халаті свого брата.

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    A series of missing scenes inspired by the High School Musical 3 song.

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    "Of all the peculiarities of Sherlock Holmes, one wouldn’t have thought that the acquiring of things would be one of them."
    AU. Sherlock is a dragon, a fact he's kept hidden from John, even if he hasn't managed to keep his need to hoard items completely from him. He hasn't claimed him, however.
    When John is kidnapped at the end of The Great Game, he is in for a slew of other surprises than learning Moriarty's identity, and Sherlock must rush to his rescue before Moriarty decides to add John to his hoard. Permanently.

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    Marylin Montgomery just wishes to live a quiet life in London with her cat and her books. But when she meets Sherlock Holmes, she is drawn into a life of excitement, danger, and intrigue. A life she never wanted, but cannot seem to get away from. As she gets closer to Sherlock her secrets threaten to come out, endangering those around her. As much as she is intrigued by the consulting detective, will Marylin be able to trust him when he proves to care more about cases and secrets than human beings?

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    A light little AU ficlet about John and Sherlock's first meeting at uni when John gets drunk and pounds on the wrong door thinking it is his room. It turns out to be Sherlock's.

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    “You’re bloody gorgeous. I’ve died and gone to heaven.” John blinks serenely up at the figure.

    “You’re wasted,” the figure growls. “You should know I can kill you most creatively and dispose of your body in a thousand inventive ways so that you will never be found. I assure you that I will never get caught. So unless you want me to extinguish your pathetic, little existence this very moment you better tell me who the hell you are and what the hell you are doing in my room.”

    “Yes, that… That… That is amazing. Keep talking, Love.” John grins and stares up into those green-blue eyes, dazed. He presses his lips together in an effort to look patient and blinks slowly, staring expectantly at the lips that spilled all those elegant words with such precise diction and in an amazing rumbly voice. “Come on, then, I could listen to you for hours.” John offers a smile. “Tell me again how you’re going to kill me, I like that bit.”


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    It's the night before Sherlock comes back after being gone for almost two years. His mask of invulnerability and control briefly slips... what will that mean for the future?

     

    He ran his fingers through his long curls, “Tomorrow is the day I will officially return to society. I’ve agreed to cut my hair, shave, and even wear a suit again. Tomorrow I will return to being Sherlock Holmes.”

    She asked, “If tomorrow you return to being Sherlock Holmes, who are you now?”

    He bent forward, his elbows on his knees and his head in his hands. “I don’t know who I am now. No longer on a mission, not yet returned to the living. I’m in between. Tonight I’m no one.”

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    I heard a piercing scream
    And I rushed to the scene of the crime
    But all I found was the butchered remains
    Of two girls lay side by side

     

    Can't understand why they're pointing at me
    I never done nothin' at all
    But I got some blood on my hands
    Because everyone's shouting at me
    I can't speak French so I couldn't explain
    And like a fool I started runnin' away

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    John is just seventeen, when he presents as Omega, drops out of school and loses his parents all within a year.
    Sherlock is a self proclaimed sociopath with no love for his Alpha status.
    Mummy Holmes is looking to fix everyone's problem.

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    Louis has the only simple task. But would it be so bad if he'll stay with Sherlock for a little bit longer?

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    Request: Hi!! I’m loving your Arbitrary Lives fic so much!❤️ I was wondering if I could request a Sherlock one-shot, please? My idea was that they come home from a case and are having an argument because one of them did something risky and there’s like a “why do you care?” “Because I love you!” moment. I’d love an angsty confession!!🥹

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    In which Sherlock gets stabbed and William has to fix him up

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    Sherlock understood that he needed some kind of release to remain healthy. Unfortunately it simply took too much time to do it all. Even once a week was a lot and it was all so boring. Like yes, it felt good to touch that part of himself but it was still such a dull experience.

    Or: Sherlock conditions himself to come at the sound of a word. It backfires. Hard.

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    John makes plans to leave 221b to move in with his boring, ordinary girlfriend. Sherlock makes some deductions about just how Not Gay John really is, and seduces John to keep him around. He needs John's medical expertise for the Work.

    Also, rent money.

    John loves Sherlock. Sherlock loves the Work. Sherlock knows that John at least wants to fuck him. And Sherlock is perfectly willing to exploit John's attractions to him as a means to an end. Obviously.

    Mycroft is not amused.

    Ch 1 - Ch 3 are rated T for some sexual references, some heavy makeouts, and for two very, very mild drug references.
    Ch 4 - 9. are rated E for sex and swears. Get your smelling salts.

    There may be a chapter 10 and 11.

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    There are no levels to which Mycroft would not stoop to spy on his brother. That does not mean everything in his life, centres around Sherlock. 8 days of conversations in the aftermath of a breakup.

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    У Льюиса всего одно простое задание. Но что такого плохого будет в том, если он немного задержится, оставшись с Шерлоком?

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    Fact: John touched his hair
    Fact: It felt impossibly wonderful
    Fact: Sherlock had no idea what to do with this information

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    Sherlock hated feelings. They were illogical, pointless and made no sense. Feelings about John were double that. But they were also pretty wonderful.

     


    (Sherlock's weakness is his hair and I stand by that)

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