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    I choked on a vegetable and died. Apparently my death was ridiculous enough for me to slip through the reincarnation cycle with my memories intact. If I was going to die a completely stupid death anyway, might as well risk it in a career as a hired assassin right?

    Or in other words, a poor reincarnated soul finds out her hair is as green as the vegetable she choked on, the universe is laughing at her misfortune, and she's on track to being a full-time killer... but hey on the bright side she might just be a sociopath so this probably is the career for her!

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    A tale as old as memories can tell plays out in Konohagakure, between the descendants of a mad goddess. Just like ripples upon a pond, even the smallest of their actions and circumstances will forever change history. As the grindstone of fate turns once more, one shall walk upon a path of shadows...and one shall pursue upon a path of lights.

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    Sakura Haruno died at seven months on October tenth.

    The universe saw this and saw the changes this would bring onto the world. Recognizing the changes to be too great they took a newly released soul and planted it into the baby.

    Sakura Haruno lived on.

    But that also just happened to be the greatest mistake the universe has ever made because now I’m here.

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    Everyone knew that Deidara hated Itachi. He had made that clear often enough. That bastard, who took Deidara's freedom from him. He and his stupid Sharingan. And his dumb shiny black hair. And the way he frowned in that barely noticeable way during a fight.

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    Deidara gains information about Itachi that slowly but surely changes the way he sees him. While Deidara investigates and Itachi is forced to trust someone for the first time in years, something more develops between them.

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    Sasuke has always loved his sister deeply, he never wanted to love her as more than a brother should love his sister but fate was never in his favor.
    Even when he was uncertain about everything one thing was clear in his mind, he would never let her die and one day she would return to his side.
    He would save her life... and he did.

    Bewarned!
    The dynamics (both in the bedroom and otherwise) in this fic tend to flip flop between Itasasu and Sasuita as one or the other takes the lead.

    Also, this was somewhat inspired by "A Mother's Love" from Mirenelle

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    Kakashi remembers a name
    ...
    Itachi saves a life
    ...
    Shisui lights up a soul
    ...
    and Danzou Shimura kills another.

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    au where naruto and sasuke and sakura are murderous little shit heads and kakashi is their gleeful sensei

    if yall wanna write that'd be coolio yo

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    Part 5 of my pirate ninja series! Written for day 5 of Naruto fantasy week: thieves and outlaws.

    The crew of the flying thunder god raid an enemy ship, only to find a mysterious captive on board!

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    What if the story of the Konoha’s Hero told was the wrong one?

    Shikamaru should have known. They should have been prepared for this. His father never failed to remind him: "Never forsake a pawn for another. A single piece can change the entire tide of the game."

    9 Pawns. 2 Knights. 11 Pieces displaced through time. Will it be enough to save the King?

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    The story where Shikamaru made One wrong calculation, the Gang missed all the signs, Kakashi forgot the real meaning of a 'Village', and Konoha loses its Jinchuuriki while Sasuke was the first to reach out. (Current Arc: Pre-Genin Days).

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    Ha lol, I suck at these. This story will be A03 exclusive so I won't be posting this on my Fanfiction.net or Wattpad accounts since I don't want this to be tainted by this OC rubbish that takes place in an alternate universe. I tried to make an OC that isn't too OP and I'll just mainly focus on them. I just rewrote the whole Naruto universe and there be a shitload of worldbuilding and all that crap that every author looks forward to and then hates after writing one word of it. Now the summary.
    The cycle of life in the Shinobi World was sad but very real. You're born, enjoy a few years of your life, then put through harsh training shaping you to the absolute best you can be, then you're sent out to some missions where you do the best for your village no matter the consequences. Kudos if you're still alive. Then, every generation has a war. If you're unlucky enough to be forced to fight in one, your either live or die. If you made it out alive, more kudos. Then you either continue your services until you die or retire. The life of a shinobi is a harsh one that shuns out emotions, driving one to the breaking point, mentally and physically. How, then, does a blind girl change that cruel cycle of life and death?

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    Nara Shikamaru, Jounin Commander, was dead. Or at least he should be. Instead, Shikamaru woke up in a body too small for his brain.

    Or; Shikamaru saves the world, but only after he gets some therapy

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    12/?
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    Shimura Kaiya is a member of the ANBU. She is introduced to a new addition to the squad, Hatake Kakashi. What she doesn't know, is that the guy will change her life forever.

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    Uchiha Sasuke is trying his best to get through school and be a vigilante superhero after tragically losing his brother. While he searches for the person responsible, the rise of crime sets a new enemy on his radar. How far would he be willing to go to protect those he loves, all the while getting to the bottom of both his brother's death and the 5-year-old unsolved case of the murders of Uchiha Fugaku and Uchiha Mikoto? (Spider-Man AU.)

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    Everyone was dead. No one but Sasuke, Kurama, and Madara. With the help of the Kyuubi, Sasuke goes back in time to save everyone. Save her. They would change it all and save everyone from their suffering.

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    At age thirteen, Itachi was tasked with killing his family. But what if that was avoided? Seemingly alone in the world and entrapped in a tangle of lies and mystery, Itachi sets off down a different path as the Jonin commander of Team 10. Cross-posted from FF.net

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    Kakashi had never entirely understood the Kamui Sharingan. It was supposed to have killed him in his fight against Pein, and yet he somehow wakes up - within his thirteen-year-old body and without Obito's Sharingan, no less. Stranded in a new but old second life, Hatake Kakashi determines that he will fix what he had broken, so many years ago, all while he fears that a broken man will only do what he knows best, and continue to break everything he touches.

    (Or: Team Minato worries about their loneliest team member, especially when he starts acting nice to Obito and looks at Rin and Minato like they're ghosts. Kakashi tries to shut them out and pull them closer at the same time, and he swears he will keep his promise this time around.)

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    Konoha has fallen to Danzo, and Sakura has fled far away...right into the arms of the Akatsuki. Who would have thought that life as a missing nin could be so liberating?

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    First publicized story: Danzo's machinations have led the Third Hokage to do something he never wished to do, Draft a young Uzumaki Naruto into Anbu. With war on the horizon, how will the seven year old girl survive, and what will the consequences of doing so be? Violet Evergarden crossover is mostly concept only. Will contain gore and cursing. *May have slow updates*

    Work is also on my Fanfic.net profile with the same name

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    The Minato-sensei beams at him, and replies, “Kakashi! I’m glad you’re awake,” and, yup, that’s Minato-sensei’s voice.
    Kakashi falls back down against the bed, closing his eyes. It’s too short of a way down, and he clenches hands that are too tiny and feeble and not his in dog-print sheets he hasn’t owned for decades.

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    Kakashi accidentally gets sent back in time. Will he stay and help save people from his past? Or will he find a way to return to where he belongs?

    Written for Naruto Rarepair Week 2020! Day 7: Free Day!

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