1 - 20 of 163 Works in Shitty Knight & Jack Zimmermann

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    How Jack Zimmermann and Shitty Knight Overcome the Sophomore Slump (ft. first-year versions of a certain pair of d-men and the one and only Larissa Duan)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,521
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    366
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Jack could not have ever made a bigger mistake

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,644
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    306
  3. Tags
    Summary

    A collection of moments about comfort with the smh gang. Just a lot of cuddles and happiness.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,830
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    345
  4. Tags
    Summary

    “Hi Jack! Sorry I missed your call, and I’m sorry I didn’t get to see y’all at graduation! My mama needed me back last minute. And besides, y’all don’t need me crying in your photos! Anyways I gotta go, I’m being called. Let me know when you get all situated, okay? I have pies I want you to try. Bye, Jack. Have a good summer.”
    _______

    “Hey, Bitty. Not a problem. I’m glad you made it safe, I — we were all worrying. I hope you have a good summer too. I — yeah. I’ll see you.”
    _________________

    Zimbits, told via the contents of Jack's phone and mail :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,529
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    306
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1300
  5. Tags
    Summary

    A closer look (From Kent's POV) about the night of the party / Shitty&Lardo's anniversary.

    Split into parts because I didn't realize how much there was. Also, please let me know if you would like to beta this.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,918
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    159
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Jack hasn’t been happy in so long that he’s forgotten what it’s supposed to feel like. Enter Shitty Knight. TW for suicidal thoughts.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,803
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    261
  7. Tags
    Summary

    The adventures of first-year Shitty Knight and Jack Zimmermann and the beauty that is their friendship

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,486
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    153
    Kudos:
    349
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    3782
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Jack just wanted this to be a fun night for his friends. This is why SMH can't have nice things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    523
  9. Tags
    Summary

    It’s an old photo, Bitty draped in Holster’s arms and grinning. It sets off something in Jack’s chest, something familiar and exciting all at once.

    Bitty’s legs are long and tan, the top of his thighs just barely covered by the costume. Whenever he’d moved the fabric had caught against the curve of his leg, the crest of his ass. It’d been cinched at the waist just enough to hint at Bitty’s figure, sleeves cut to show his shoulders, his lean arms. Everything about Bitty had been off-limits then, and just the thought of it now, a college tryst in the middle of a frat party, sends lighting down Jack’s spine.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1711
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Eric has a boyfriend and Jack? He is fine with that. Totally and completely and absolutely fiiiineeee. Hey, stop looking at him like that.

    This takes place in an AU where the Graduation Kiss(TM?) never happened. Jack is in his second season with the Falconers and Bitty is in his senior year at Samwell and, of course, Captain of the hockey team.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,925
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1258
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Jack's daughter, Maisie, is going to Kindergarten and her teacher, Mr. Bittle, has a nice laugh.

    Elementary school teacher AU. Jack still plays hockey but the rest of the gang are teachers at Samwell Elementary School. Shenanigans and fluffiness and pining will commence. A happy ending for all is in the works.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,614
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    358
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    4028
  12. Tags
    Summary

    By rights they should be funded to their ears; they made it to the Frozen Four two years in a row. But they’re still having a hard time affording gear, not to mention running the rink. They’ve started taking turns cleaning the ice after practice and mopping the locker rooms to cut down on costs.
    It hasn’t been enough.
    ______________________

    An AU in which the Samwell Men's Hockey team is horribly underfunded, to the extent that the team has decided to @ a certain famous baker in the hopes of getting funds. The problem: none of them can bake. The solution: YouTube crash courses, late night strategy meetings, bake offs, and a whole heck of a lot of crossed fingers
    Zimbits, from Jack's POV :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,995
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    587
  13. Tags
    Summary

    jack grows up differently than other kids, but not because he has famous parents.

    but because he's autistic!

    he cannot explain why he doesn't fit in until one day he finds out why.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,799
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    361
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Jack is traded to the Golden Aces. Now, he and Kent must figure out how to coexist on the same team.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,086
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    642
  15. Tags
    Summary

    This is going to be a little snapshots of life at the Quidditch Haus. Conveniently, there are a few Magical American Universities, and this is where the Samwell Quidditch team resides! And um, there is probably more than just Ilvermorny for earlier magical education. I'm still tweaking things, and borrowing some from the HP RP world I RP in too. Anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

    There isn’t going to be much of a linear storyline going on. Things might be written out of order, depending on what I’m itching to tell. Stories within this series might contradict each other, too.
    In this one: Shitty sneaking into Jack's bed. Twice.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    143
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Extrovert Shitty adopts cold hockey robot Jack Zimmermann.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,020
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    901
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Shitty had known enough sons of celebrities and millionaires to have a pretty clear idea of what Jack Zimmermann would be like. But this kid was nothing like any of them. For some reason, Shitty couldn’t shake the urge to protect this quiet, awkward nerd. Or to maybe actually be friends with him.

    Or, scenes from Shitty’s and Jack’s friendship, from their frog year through Shitty’s second year at Harvard Law.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,336
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    799
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Brandon starts talking before their professor finishes opening the floor for comments. “Like, is this a joke? It’s focused on that blond guy again. He’s, like, the only point of stillness in the room, it feels like the camera rests on him like it’s comfortable looking at him. It’s sort of in love with him, isn’t it?”
    Jack — Jack can’t think about that right now. Or, okay, yes, he likes looking at Bitty. Bitty’s easy to look at. And he’s not always as still as he is in the picture, but that’s because here he’s smiling at his phone while he tweets something about the scores to his followers, and okay, everyone else is in an uproar and yes Bitty’s in focus if not in center like the camera’s directing eyes to him, and—
    He knew it already, but he’s fucked. Well and truly.
    ___________________

    AKA "the photography class knew first." Zimbits, Jack's POV :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,224
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    569
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    2272
  19. Tags
    Summary

    “Hey, Jack,” she says, nodding and lifting the phone to her ear. “How are--”

    "Uh, Mrs. Zimmermann?”

    The voice on the phone is not Jack’s. This voice on the phone is young and high and fast and Alicia doesn’t know what her face does but Bob is by her side in an instant because she doesn’t recognize the voice on the phone and the last time that had happened--

    "It’s Shitty. Jack’s friend."

    (It's what the title says: Shitty's relationship with Alicia and Bob through phone calls)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,871
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    892
    Bookmarks:
    105
    Hits:
    3881
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Jack is an occultist who just wants to solve his father's disappearance. Eric is a thief who just wants to do right by his mentor and help his friends. Together, they might be the only hope the sunless city of Duskwall has.

    ~0~

    This is an AU Fusion of Ngozi Ukazu's web-comic "Check Please!" with the setting from the role-playing game "Blades in the Dark" by John Harper. You don't need to know anything about either of them to (hopefully) enjoy this, but I highly recommend checking them out! They're some of my favorite things.

    Thanks to Kirani for the beta!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,907
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    325

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation