17 Works in Simon Amstell
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Why don't you stay at mine tonight by cherryvanilla
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, British Comedy RPF, Social Network (2010) RPF
23 Jan 2021
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Two days later and it’s as if the fates are shining down upon him. Or torturing him. Why else would Andrew be doing a walk of shame at 2am only to see The Guy coming from the opposite direction and heading straight for him.
(Or, five(ish) times they act out tropes plus one time they’re cliche all on their own.)
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A Mascot for Loneliness by NeedsMoreCheese
Fandoms: Grandma's House (TV), British Actor RPF, Never Mind the Buzzcocks RPF
11 Jun 2018
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Simon was almost certain that his dysfunctional family would scare off Ben Theodore for good. Fortunately for him, the mumbling actor has a thing for oddballs.
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can't go down if you talk a lot by likecharity
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, The Mighty Boosh RPF
19 Aug 2017
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"What more do we have to do, Noel?" Russell sighs. "Can't seem to get the message across. I've never had this much trouble before, have you? Normally you invite someone back to your house at this time of night and the implication's pretty clear. And we've been dropping hints all night like breadcrumbs in a forest."
"I know. It's been a minefield of innuendo."
"A minefield! And somehow he's navigating it without treading on a single innuendo-mine. Not a single one."
"Shall I put it in layman's terms?" Noel asks, shifting apart from Russell a little. He looks at Simon with a slightly softer expression and pats the very small space on the sofa between him and Russell. "Just c'mere and let us kiss you, alright?"
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A missing moment between Simon Amstel and Amy Winehouse on the set of Never Mind the Buzzcocks ep 19 x04.
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Simon Looks Dejected by Ida_Phillips
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, British Comedy RPF, American Actor RPF, British Singers RPF
14 Apr 2015
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In which Simon Amstell is forced out of his loneliness.
Justin Bieber, Ben Wishaw, and hijinks coming soon.
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But my dreams, they aren't as empty, as my conscience seems to be. by lia_bezdomny
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV), Real Person Fiction, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls - Emilie Autumn
02 Feb 2014
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Noel embarks on a journey to strange places.
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- Part 3 of A Friend in Need Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,107
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 1330
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We crash into each other, just so we can feel something.
Or (because that was quite a pretentious summary):
"Look what you've done to my car!" the voice shrieks. "Look!"
"Sir, please stay away from him."
"Why? I just want him to look at my God damned car! I'm not gonna fucking kill him!"- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,107
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 329
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It'll Be You and Me Up in the Trees by kincaidian
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, British Comedian RPF, Actor RPF, Sherlock (TV) RPF, Grandma's House (TV)
03 Feb 2013
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In which they share a flat, become friends, banter and fall in love, not necessarily in that order.
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Picture the Two of Us in my Golden Submarine by kincaidian
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, British Comedian RPF, Actor RPF, Grandma's House (TV)
28 Dec 2012
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It begins, as most troublesome things do, with a blowjob.
The adventures of two skinny men trying to make sense of life, each other, and other such absurdities.
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Never Mind, I'll Catch Up as We Go by cleflink for lyricalnights
Fandoms: Never Mind the Buzzcocks RPF
25 Dec 2012
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Post s22e11.
Mostly this is just banter.There is nothing in here but banter. Not even gonna pretend otherwise. Post-filming interactions between Simon, Josh and Martin. -
Never Mind the Bite Marks by freneticfloetry for kiki-eng (kiki_eng)
Fandoms: Never Mind the Buzzcocks RPF
23 Dec 2012
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Funny thing, for future reference: if you happen to ring the police as you run for your life — just to let them know that there's an army of zombies in the BBC Centre, and it'd be grand if they could pop by — they're not all that eager to help.
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Pour A Little Salt (we were never here) by kincaidian
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, British Comedian RPF
21 Dec 2012
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In which they're doing a very bad job of growing up together. Simon's in love and Ben's numb and it should be a good thing they have each other.
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Simon did a bad, bad thing and is being punished. But Martin can make even that pleasurable.
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Like Me...Only Better by trash_bat for liketogetlost
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, British Comedian RPF, American Actor RPF
19 Apr 2011
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Simon dreams.
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- Part 1 of Spring Break Drabble Drive 2011
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surpassing comfort & security by likecharity
Fandoms: British Singers RPF, British Comedy RPF
19 Jan 2008
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They did go back to his dressing room, true, but it was for a cup of tea and a chat, not wild sex on the awful threadbare floral sofa.
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scissors made of glitter by likecharity
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, The Mighty Boosh RPF
07 Dec 2007
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"I'm going to fuck you," says Noel the second the door is closed behind them, his voice low and throaty.
Simon falters, caught off guard, his fingers slipping off the key in the door. He doesn't say anything right away. This was—quite understandably—not what he expected Noel to say upon entering the room. Have you got anything to drink?, maybe, or perhaps This is the worst dressing room EVER. But not such a blatant attempt at seduction—if you could even call it that, which, frankly, he doesn't think you could.