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    After the war, Hermione loses her sense of purpose. A falling out with Ron strains her friendships and she finds herself utterly lost. Until one day, she comes across a letter in familiar handwriting at her low-level ministry job. Severus Snape, whose body had mysteriously disappeared after the battle, is alive. And Hermione wants to talk to him. How did he deal with the loneliness in his last year at Hogwarts? Maybe his insights can help her get her life back on track. But when she finally does meet him, it's under very different circumstances than she imagined. Together, they set out to solve a mystery and save wizarding Britain from another all-too-charismatic leader.

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    ~“Thank you.” Remus ran a hand through his soaked curls. “Sirius, I-” Come on, Lupin. “I-” Remus walked in, past Sirius, and shut the door. “Sirius, I- Can I kiss you? I’ve wanted to kiss you again for an eternity.”

    Sirius stuttered a little, and dragged a hand over his face. “Remus?! What-” he put his hands on his hips, his cheeks a little flustered. “What?!”

    “Oh my fucking God. I ruined it.”~

    Remus Lupin is a 27 year old junior-associate at lawfirm Slughorn & Fortescue. For three years, his hard work and dedication have gone unnoticed. He lives in a shabby flat, with mountains of student loans, and has already accepted his fate of being stuck in his little cubicle forever when senior partner, and court-room legend, Kingsley Shacklebolt calls him up to his office. Remus then meets Sirius Black, the embodiment of beautify and grace, and from that moment on his life changes. He gets to work with the big-shots, and prove his worth as a lawyer. Although... However his plea against work-place relationships and too handsome men may be, he can't help but fall for his boss' secretary.

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    As the new school year starts, Olivia has only one thing in mind : make the best of her final year at Hogwarts. Secret parties, firewhisky and magic, she is ready to create memories that last a lifetime. But it seems that the new DADA teacher, Remus Lupin, is not fond of her, and the feeling is mutual. But she will not let anything cross her.

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    Lily had known she was doomed to fall for James Potter the moment her heart skipped several beats as she watched the lanky dark-haired boy smirking at her from across the prefect’s compartment. When seventh year pairs them as Head Boy and Girl, Lily concludes that fancying Potter is extraordinarily annoying, very poorly timed on her part and regrettably, rather inevitable.

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    The fall of Voldemort was supposed to be the end. Unfortunately, the fall of the Dark Lord did not bring the peace and recovery the Wizarding World had hoped for. Three years later, when an old curse resurfaces in the heat of battle, Hermione finds herself in a race with time to save herself and the rest of the muggleborns. She must go back to the time that the curse first surfaced to find answers… But answers aren’t the only thing she finds in 1979.

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    Remus came out, and everyone is fine with it. Well, some are a little bit too fine. See, Sirius really really wants to know how it feels to kiss a boy, and it's getting out of hand.

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    Regulus Black is alone. He can’t remember the last time his brother talked to him, or the last time he received a hug. He’s taken the role as heir to the Black family, and suffers the consequences. Much graver then Sirius could have ever imagined.

    Regulus once thought that everyone got a happy ending, like in fairytales. Now, he isn’t so sure.

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    Lily loves clubbing and pulls Remus along with her one night, Sirius black is eccentric (when is he not) and is immediately taken to Remus, who finds the dancing leather crop top wearing boy highly obnoxious, until he quickly doesn't.

     

    An 80s club Alternate universe

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    Everyone's waiting up to hear if I dare speak your name.

    Cassie Yaxley had a lot of regrets. The dark mark on her arm was one, being utterly, wretchedly in love with Sirius Black was another.

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    Sirius' heart beat out of his chest, his eyes prickled and hands shook. The last encounter with Remus was still fresh in his mind. He went to his contacts and clicked on one of the top names.

    The screen changed to show 'Calling Moony...'

    Or an AU where Sirius joins a gang, Remus (whom Sirius had left to protect) texts him four years later and gives rise within his heart to hope; hope that he could leave the wretched life he had created for himself and begin again with the love of his life.

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    "The truth is the stars are falling, babe. And I'd never ever thought that I would say, I'm afraid of the life that I have made."

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    Adrasteia Matthews was not the child from the prophecy. Which was wonderful for her, because she already had enough on her plate. When her father broke two very sacred oaths, she found herself faced with possible execution. But allowing her to live may not have been a gift after all, and when the demigoddess becomes further enveloped in her mothers world, she realizes that oath existed for a reason.

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    Peter was a normal kid.



    Or, that’s what he liked to believe.



    That’s what he told himself, even as his mother performed impossible feats with a wave of a stick, even as the roaches turned to fruit in his moments of desperation.



    But really, even without those odd occurrences, he knew he wouldn’t ever be an ordinary child.

     

     

     


    Because, as a matter of fact, he really wasn’t a child at all.
     


    He could remember a life as a ‘Muggle’, working part time in a convenience store, going to theatres (in colour!) with his old family.



    And when all was said and all was done, he knew he’d never be able to live as others do.



    (He was never supposed to be part of the narrative.)

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    Or, the one where a seven-year-old Peter Pettigrew wakes up with a guilt complex and memories of a past life.

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    In an unnamed town, Remus lupin is hidden from the world, alone.
    Sirius black is overly curious, stumbling upon Remus and making it his mission to help him, bonds are created and souls are tied forever as they teach each other all they know about life and love for a short while.

    Somewhat Alternate universe-

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    Summer before the marauders go into 7th year, Regulus finds himself at the Potter's for summer, and maybe this small change of scenery, will completely change his character arc.

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    Sirius black left behind a family before he went to Azkaban. His daughter, Jazlyn, is in Harry’s year at hogwarts. How would Sirius having a family change the story? What were the consequences to his family for not telling anyone about switching secret keepers? Will they learn the truth and free him? Starts right Halloween 1981 but will go to into hogwarts years.

    I know this has been done before but this is my take on it. Also this is my first fanfic.

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    One day, James Potter makes /some/ progress with Lily Evans.

    She'll go out with him when her best friend, Remus, goes out with someone.

    Sounds easy, right?

    No.

    Luckily for James, his best friend, Sirius Black, has been harboring a huge crush on Remus for years.

    What better to solve his problem than a little matchmaking?

     

    this is basically just the disastrous collision of my wolfstar and 10 things i hate about you obsessions lol sorry

    i do not own anything, no copyright infringement indented. also, fuck jkr, she can rot in hell :)

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    What if Sirius reminded Harry about the two-way mirror during their talk in Umbridge's fireplace? Harry uses the mirror to contact Sirius when he has that vision. However, they are still betrayed by Kreacher and they all end up at the Department of Mysteries. Sirius lives and is cleared, but faces some challenges getting back into society, but eventually finds love. As to Harry, his life is made both easier and harder by his godfather surviving the events of his fifth year.

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    "New start then? Names' Sirius Black."

    "For real?" He asked. That was nearly as pretentious as his own.

    "That's what's written on my underwear. Why, what's yours? Please don't be something like William, you're way too badass for that."

    Remus raises an eyebrow as he reaches for the hand. That was the first time he'd ever been described like that other than from little children. Then again, the boy seemed much like a kid himself. "We've been talking for less than a minute. You don't even know me."

    "Do I have to? You poured your drink all over my bitch of a mother. That's good enough in my book."

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    20-year-old Remus Lupin was not a people person. He'd planned for the next two weeks to be filled with family and catching up on classwork. Sirius Black had other ideas.

     

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    the gang decide to come home after an unsuccessful night out trying to forget about this stupid war, and all the bridges it's burning. Sirius loves to just push and push and push, and Remus doesn't know how not to get angry.

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    The hierarchy within society is going nowhere, Sirius black a prestigious student on a mission to seek the working class boys out in his school and ruin them, Remus lupin is having none of it.

    Muggle, modern AU.

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