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    Melkor is very good at being evil, but very bad at feelings and grammar. Sauron is very good at grammar and being evil, but definitely not feelings. Everyone else is very sick of their shenanigans. No one is surprised when things go wrong--but hey, at least there are snacks!

    (In other words, the Silmarillion if it was one of Disney's 2D animated movies.)

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    1/?
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    4
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    10
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    When Bobby Singer found out that he would have a grandchild on the way, he never would have imagined the tragedy that would soon follow. Now having to raise a little girl with pointed ears and a half dose of elf in her blood, Bobby is urged to protect her, in the only ways he knows how. Yeah, he doesn't think has anything strong to deal with all of this.

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    2/?
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    2
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    10
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    4
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    When a girl from the modern world gets thrown in Middle Earth, she's being chased by a pack of orcs on the backs of wargs. She happens to be running through the very forest of Mirkwood, in the realm of the Great Elvenking, Thranduil. Things are not as they seem, however. The girl is half-elven, part human, and... part faerie? She can recall nothing other than running when she is thrown at the feet of the king himself, relying on his mercy, but... the king is a suspicious sort, and offers her a deal- to serve him by any means necessary, and she keeps her life. This story is totally non-canon and will have a lot of non-canon elements, forewarning!

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    36/?
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    104
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    15
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    3010
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    A series of one-shots following the Champion of Cyrodiil’s journey and the colourful characters she encounters.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    4
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    9
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    1
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    331
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    When Anduin Wrynn is asked by a mysterious voice if he was willing to do anything to achieve his dream of unity and peace, he does not hesitate to agree. Awakening in a different time, Anduin embarks on a journey to redeem the fallen Arthas Menethil and save Sylvanas Windrunner from the terrible fate she suffered at his hands. Unbeknownst to Anduin, the Banshee Queen has her own plans for Arthas and she will stop at nothing to end the man who forever changed her fate.

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    9/?
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    54
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    Three weeks post her trial and the events in Orlais, Elystaa Lavellan despite the loss of the inquisition still resides in Skyhold. However her dreams are disturbed and her days are haunted by thoughts of the past and a future that was never to be. Perhaps its time her friends step in help her learn, there is a tomorrow? But first she has to confront her past or just be distracted from it.

    Did someone say Antiva?

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    4/?
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    3
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Riften is, as any long-term denizen of Skyrim or short-term gossip knows, a wretched hive of scum and villainy. The Jarl is a mere puppet to the commercial interests of Black-Briar Meadery, the Thieves Guild has lost its sense of honor with its good luck, and the people of Riften live in fear of just about everything there is to fear.

    To a girl from Mournhold, Riften’s almost cute. It’s got nothing on home, that’s for sure. But it’s the closest thing Skyrim’s got to home, and equally important, it’s much less snowy than Windhelm. Fewer xenophobic fetchers running around, too.

    She might as well join up with the local guild. Try to, anyway. What are they gonna do, kill her?

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    Chapters:
    9/20
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    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    358
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    so De Pride Isle Sanatorium from Roblox... I may have gotten a little excited and

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    3/?
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    (But despite all that people laud The Mad Squad for, despite his potential physical strength, Sehyoon is afraid.

    Afraid that he’s been reading all the signs wrong, that they’ve only gotten as close as they have over the last year because of common cause and easy friendship.

    Sehyoon is afraid-- because accepting as Byeongkwan is of everyone who comes his way, Sehyoon knows his heart can barely take the thought of rejection, let alone the thought of being wrong.)

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    1/1
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    1
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    They say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer, which is exactly what Rey intends to do when she learns that a demon hunter has been sent to kill her. How long will she be able to keep her true identity hidden? What would happen should she start developing feelings for her would-be assasin? This will surely be an adventure that neither of them could possibly anticipate.

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    47
    Hits:
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    This is what happens when Eredin and his Red Riders capture a friend of Geralt and Yennefer and take her with them against her will. Mess, mayhem, smut and poor Eredin. I had to commit this. Welcome to my first Fanfic ever.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    35
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    149
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    8
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    A legacy long forgotten in the smoke and fire that tore it down, ready to rise once more from the ashes. Such is, the story of the faerie princess that gripped the heart of prince Thranduil and left it to rot in grief and wrath. Fate has a wicked way of creating webs for people to tangle into, so what will happen when a King and a crownless Queen will meet again?

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    3/?
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    12
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    In a world that is being ripped apart at the seams, there is one unsuspecting hero. A young man with striking golden eyes arrives in the city of Drømmeverden, his older sister at his side and a spring in his step. It is quickly diminished as the overbearing crime in the city. Thievery, murder and dark magic around every corner. This heroic young man decides to try and help by joining the City Guard, getting put into the worst group of the Guard possible.

    It is soon discovered that within the Undercity, there is a cult worshiping a deity called the Den Eldste, a thousand year old demon capable of ripping the world apart. A harbinger of the End. Our protagonist ends up trying to intervene,causing the Den Eldste to become angered, causing the destruction of most of the city. It is now up to the small group, partially hopeless group, to try and save the day.

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    2/?
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    Anwen Lavellan made a choice ten years ago that set her on a path she couldn't have anticipated.

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    29/?
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    12
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    1
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    The haphazard story of an Alik'r street urchin who just wants to find her sister, if only Skyrim's rabble of (somewhat smelly) conspiracy theorists would stop getting in her way.

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    1,577
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    2/?
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    Maedhros has had a really bad day, and his little brother's twin sons coming to live with them is not helping. Guess he'll just have to get used to his new family.

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    1/1
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    3
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    49
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    4
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    759
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    Even after he left Middle Earth, supposedly for good, Mithrandir still creates trouble for peace-loving elves. And elves say they look for peace, but can't stay put. And the Valar seem crazier than the wizard. And sparks start flying, when a Feanorion gets a chance of redemption.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1522
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    The fallen Queen of Asgard, Loki, finds herself in an unfamiliar and highly dangerous place after her dive off the Bifrost. In a new world, the injured young sorceress is forced to seek aid among the closest to friendly creatures she encounters, ones with pointed ears, elegance, and lofty pride to rival her own. She is forced to bend her knee to Mirkwood's King in hopes he will shelter her from the darkness of his world. Eitho nin, she learns those elven words, but has no intent to remain the one in need. Ever resourceful, she quickly seeks ways to tip the scales of a new world in her favor.

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    151,508
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    355
    Kudos:
    636
    Bookmarks:
    167
    Hits:
    23966
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    These stars, this sky, were not ones he recognized. Everything was foreign and unfamiliar to him, even the air he breathed tasted differently from the atmosphere he was used to. He hadn’t known what would happen when he let go, when he fell away from his brother and his desperate attempts to keep him by his side. But here, now, he wondered what was to become of him; a dark star fallen onto an unfamiliar earth.

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    22,307
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    475
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    6527
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    Asling the Bosmer thought she was just another thief, but an unwilling trip across the border into Skyrim changed that outlook fast. Who will save the lands from dragons when the Dragonborn is practically useless as a warrior?
    Not the hero they wanted, needed, or even deserved.

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    English
    Words:
    15,903
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    202

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