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    “Augh, no,” Sollux stopped him. “Strider, your white ass is not allowed to speak to us in anything other than English, remember? That was the deal I made with Dirk when he asked Tuna and I to teach him Korean, so that you would never be allowed to use it in my presence.”

    “Since when does using Spanish words count as speaking Korean?” Dave answered. “Are you implying that if I break into your house to steal your kimchi to put it on a dish, I’m actually making myself some delicious enchiladas?”

    Karkat just groans, because he’s been dealing with these two since grade school and doesn’t know whether to punch them or kiss them. No, scratch that, stupid brain, he meant punch. 100%, he only meant punch.

     

    Or in which it’s the 2010’s, Karkat Vantas is part of a hippie cult and has a complicated relationship with his mother, Sollux Captor wants to go from the prettiest girl in school to the coolest guy but ends up becoming the New Vriska instead, and Dave Strider doesn't know if he's going out with one or both of them because he had the great idea to suggest they pretend to date.

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    This is a re-edited version of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory optimized for Text-to-Speech.

    Section titles have been turned into headers (with tags) for easier navigation, special characters that broke Text-to-speech have been removed, some spellings have been changed to correct Text-to-speech errors, and typing quirks that alter pronunciation have been removed.

    pesterlog formatting has been slightly altered for better understanding of who is speaking when chum handles are the same letters.

     

    For the visually oriented version of this fic click here

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    Dave Strider wants to protect his soulmate, Karkat Vantas, the guy he's been seeing in his dreams ever since he was a teenager, and Sollux Captor wants to save someone important to him too, someone who’s destined to lead the Third Sufferer’s Rebellion and die brutally executed for it. The two men live and work together on a delivery ship while they investigate the Time Loop Phenomenon in their spare time, going through the notes of Past Captors to make sure this timeline doesn't end doomed with capital D.

    If it's up to Sollux to save everyone, then it's up to Dave to save him from himself...

    Collection of Artwork for GOLD PILOT, my Davesolkat Rebellion Time Loop AU.

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    With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.

    Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.

    For the version of this fic optimized for Text-to-Speech click here

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    all stars if it was GREAT

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    “You know, if I were someone else I’d be somewhat suspicious about how much information you seem to have on every person you meet or stumble across,” you mention to Sollux, sitting in the cockpit beside him. “Then again, if I were someone else I would have probably hid your warning about not associating with you and I’d be short one pilot, one apiary expert, one warp core engineer, and one excellent wing-man, so I’d try not to see a horse gift on the mouth.”

    Dave Strider wants to protect his soulmate, Karkat Vantas, the guy he's been seeing in his dreams ever since he was a teenager, and Sollux Captor wants to save someone important to him too, someone who’s destined to lead the Third Sufferer’s Rebellion and die brutally executed for it. The two men live and work together on a delivery ship while they investigate the Time Loop Phenomenon in their spare time, going through the notes of Past Captors to make sure this timeline doesn't end doomed with capital D.

    If it's up to Sollux to save everyone, then it's up to Dave to save him from himself...

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    John’s new present isn’t quite what it seems…

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    Dave is following the plan, living on borrowed time until he can do what a big brother should and get everyone the fuck out of their terrible lives and start living for real. Until then, it’s really not the right time to be anyone’s soulmate. Hopefully the people on his skin won’t have any conflicting plans. Dirk also has a plan, to be actually useful to his big brother no matter what it takes, something that will definitely not have any unexpected consequences at all.

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    Your town fucking sucks. That was just a statement of fact. It was always rainy, the people there were assholes, and the only good thing was your rent was cheap. The dude who had been stalking didn't help, either. At least that was mildly interesting, you guess?

    or,
    I'm incredibly gay and deeply weird about it. so here. have this.

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    Time is a fickle thing. Occasionally it turns on you, drives you insane. And sometimes, it opens your eyes to an entirely new realm of possibilities.

    There are a million universes. And a million ways this could end.

    AKA a collection of oneshots that all tie into the same universe and somewhat the same plot.

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    5/?
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    Dave thought he had a pretty good understanding of troll anatomy by this point. Or at least, he thought he had a good understanding until the first time he’d seen Sollux naked.

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    Long after the Narrative is done with them, two remnants of doomed timelines meet in the space between universes.

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    Dave strider never intended to have a kid. Dave strider never intended to keep a kid. Dave strider did it anyway.

    But dave strider has no intention to let his genetic half clone meet their other dad. Or well any potential dad. He burnt those bridges down long ago.

    Too bad his hell spawn has other ideas and has planned a fake wedding sent letters and organised the perfect meet cutes to get his Best Bro laid again and find out who his other father was in the process.

     

    An: first work ever I have no clue how tagging works and this might be terrible buy I hope someone enjoys it regardless.

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    For those who read chapter 15 of Alternate Universe and wished and wondered what would have happened if they hadn't been just that late to arrive. For those who did that in this author's discord, causing the monkey's paw to curl and grant this wish.

    A side fic, of a different way this could have played out. Will *absolutely* spoil late game details in Alternate Universe. (Will be updated for as long as my brain goes with it)

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    13/?
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    After crash landing in Texas, Sollux and Karkat are entreated to a 'warm welcome' by the US government. In other words, they're kidnapped, dragged to a remote facility, and tested on. They swear to escape despite all the obstacles in their way. Also, Dave is an unpopular blogger who ends up becoming the single most important reporter about these aliens, and Dirk is a military scientist (something he's been keeping on the down-low from his bro)

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    Part of suddenly waking up (more accurately waking up like maybe a few months ago, you're not really sure anymore, time's kind of weirder as a troll than it was as a human) as a new species is learning how to navigate all that shit everyone else just kind of...grew into.

    You're better at it some days than others.

    And it doesn't really matter if it's a good day or not when you're not doing it solo.

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    Dave comes to find that being in constant pain and struggling to walk is, in fact, not normal.
    Unfortunately coping is not his strong suit.

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    1/?
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    The Strider brothers have free reign of the apartment. They don't expect an alien to crash through their window.

    On the other side of the galaxy, Sollux Captor runs from planet Alternia. He doesn't expect to survive.

    A story about aliens from distant planets learning to understand each other, and maybe a little more.

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    7/?
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    Dave and Sollux are awake at unholy hours of the morning.
    Dave decides to write a little bit.

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    Dave recognizing his traumatized anxiety brain is lying to him and going to his support system instead of sitting alone in the dark and harming himself by rejecting the love and support he thinks he doesn't deserve but absolutely does.

    Also he has kinky troll sex.

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