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    This is an (in-progress) re-edited version of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory optimized for Text-to-Speech.

    some spellings have been changed to correct Text-to-speech errors and typing quirks that alter pronunciation have been removed. pesterlog formatting has been slightly altered for better understanding of who is speaking when chum handles are the same letters.

    For the visually oriented version of this fic click here

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    When he was little he suspected that when the priest's kid insisted they were friends, it would only cause trouble for him later. He and his father and his brother didn't believe in the gods, and yet only time would prove what the Gods had in store for him.

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    With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.

    Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.

    For the version of this fic optimized for Text-to-Speech click here

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    Karkat just wanted to sleep goddammit.

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    Roci Strider is many things, confused and closed off makes up a lot of those things, so, of course, middle and high school are absolute hell. Friends, opening up, and confronting herself aren't things that come naturally and it's practically impossible to get past her wall that she's built up. Doesn't mean people don't try relentlessly--like holy shit can these guys lay off?

    or

    humanstuck AU that I've invested too much time into.

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    Dave's had a shitty day at work. Karkat and Sollux quickly make sure that his day turns around. How do they do it? Through cuddles.

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    Dave, resident coolkid and star of Skaia High's football team, joins Sollux's DnD gang. His eating habits take a hit as a result of all the snacks.

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    The best part of being an adult is that the endless stream of long hard work days can end with a longer, harder fuck. And after an exhausting day in the studio, movie director Dave Strider wants nothing more than to get dicked down by his two sexy alien boyfriends.

    Let it be so now. For thus it is fitting for us to fill this booty hoe.

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    A oneshot request book! Go wild!

     

    -*Requests: CLOSED*-
     

    Alternatively Titled: Let’s Fill Some Buckets

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    Dave Strider is happy in his career as an exotic dancer, and definitely not looking for a relationship, but when the uncle he didn't know he had reaches out, he's cautiously open to it.

    Dirk Strider is only looking for the family connection he's never had when he tracks down his long-lost brother's grown-up kid. He doesn't expect to find his nephew so beautiful, or so fragile. He can't take his eyes off him, and soon realizes there's not much he wouldn't do for Dave—or put up with.

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    "The only thing your mind seems to focus on was how his lips parted, how he had a pale scar on his top lip, the freckles on his cheeks. He filled your head like a fog. This is it, the day you never thought would come. That's him. This is your soulmate."

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    Sollux gets back at Karkat for ruining their coffee date.

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    Just a bunch of homestuck oneshots.

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    In which Ana Martinez changes everything.

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    Inspired by Sollux: Be the Queen Bee. And it's more fucked up.

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    “Agh! Tits!”

    “Absence thereof,” you call back.

    “Something bit me!” Sollux yells again, and you and Dave exchange a quizzical look.

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    Your name is dave strider you woke up when your bro came in your room as if he were panicked.and now he bought you more mcwonalds than hes given you food in weeks.
    Wth.

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    Sollux and Dave meet in the pseudo-afterlife.

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    i have abunch if stuff saved up so i’ll just post it here

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    4,473
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    473

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