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    Richie Tozier didn’t have a home. Not really, anyway... Ever since he was ten, when he was shipped off in a pretty box, topped off with a golden ribbon, home was a phenomenon. It was at this age that he had entered the world of boarding school. It seemed that having a dentist for a father doomed him to rejection, sealed his fate as something to inevitably be sent away for improvement- like a tool rather than a son.

    -Or-
    Richie is the new student at McMannon Academy. His roommate, Eddie Kaspbrak, really isn't a fan of him, though.

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    Sometimes, when Eddie lays in bed at night, he can hear his own heart beating, loud, louder than it’s supposed to be, like a drum pounding right inside his ears, throb--throb--throb, and it keeps him awake, leaves him lying there bloodshot and unnerved. He used to think he was dying when it happened, like really dying, having a heart attack or something.

    Now he just wonders if it’s his body trying to remind him, Hey, kid. You’re alive. Remember?

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    Puff piece writer Richie Tozier is given the chance of a lifetime to interview his celebrity crush: Dr. K, the lead singer of punk rock band, Trashmouth. Dr. K is about to release his first solo album and Richie wants to get all the dirty details. But all is not what it appears to be and the two realize they know each other from a different time, in a different place, when they were both very different people.

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    ‘Where’s Richie?’ Eddie asked.
    Ben said, ‘He’s probably down the music block again.’
    ‘Whoever decided to give Richie Tozier a guitar was an evil man,’ Stan chuckled. ‘He’s loud enough as it is.’

    Latter half of high school, Richie gets a guitar and Eddie absolutely hates it. That is, until the day he catches Richie singing a love song which he's written about one of his best friends.

    Concept sounds kinda cheesy maybe, but this is actually pretty angsty and involves a lot of Eddie being a mess and discovering his sexuality, and Richie being soft as hell and trying not to get his heart broken. They're both shit at talking about how they feel and fuck up a lot, and there's music.

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    Eddie's a demon and Richie's an angel and they're in love with each other. That's basically about it.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak was a great many things that he wishes he weren’t — gullible, stubborn, light in the loafers — but he was not by any stretch of the imagination stupid. He knew that something was wrong with Richie, who had been his friend for nearly a decade by then, after more than a week of radio silence. Eddie decided to take his anxiety into his own hands. He said goodbye to his mommy and without much of a game plan, Eddie ran to the Tozier residence.

     

    Or, Eddie Kaspbrak decides Sleeping Beauty is his least favorite fairy tale by far.

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    "
    This time was different- A stranger was in his house! There was a random fucking guy in his bed, and all of the times he had dreamed of that scenario it had never gone exactly like this. His whole body- if he wasn’t as tense as he already was- He would assume his body was completely tensed.

    Someone had broken into his fucking house, He assumed it was through his window- Which had a fire escape right next to it. How had he not seen that as a bad thing at first? He thought it was a good thing! That he’d be able to escape quickly and smoothly from a fire or any intruder. He never thought that an intruder would use his room! Let alone be sleeping in his bed."

     

    Mobster/College AU

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    Richie Tozier was a simple kid.

    He enjoyed Street Fighter, the occasional cigarette with Beverly, the sound of Eddie's laugh, making his friends happy, Eddie's eyes.

    He was a simple kid. He liked it that way. It was less complicated, less stressful. He preferred keeping it all simple. It was better than letting all his demons out.

    On the outside Richie Tozier was a simple kid. But on the inside he was a bomb that was seconds away from exploding. All of the secrets he thought he had to hide, all of the fear he felt consumed by, day in and day out, he packed it all away in a nice little box that was threatening to overflow.

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    Eddie’s complicated relationship with sexuality

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    so like is suck at summaries. but here we go

    for as long a richie tozier could remmember he had dreams of his baby boy ed's then he meets him.

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    Richie writes horoscopes for the college's newspaper as a part-time job. When he notices Eddie reading the newspapers star signs everyday, Eddie's horoscopes suddenly become as positive as possible.

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    The Losers all think Eddie Kaspbrak is hot. His thick thighs emphasized by his tiny, red shorts. His soft, pink lips standing out on his tanned, freckled skin. They think he is absolutely gorgeous so, they all have their turns with the biggest cockslut they've ever met.

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    For the majority of Eddie Kaspbrak's life, he's been encapsulated in a bubble by his mother, away from the rest of the world. He never got to make his own decisions, or see the world the way everyone else did. He trapped himself in his comfort zone, unable to get past it that easily. It wasn't until he moved to Derry, Maine when he discovers the significance of discomfort and pave his path to his own self-acceptance.

    A Modern Teen AU where the only thing the Losers have to fight against are their inner torments.

    (Title based off of Rave On by Buddy Holly)

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    Richie adopts a cat, Eddie has a dog, each of them gravitate towards the human equivalent of their best furiend.

     

    Tags are subject to change as the story progresses.

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    In which, Eddie Kaspbrak has an identity crisis at the worst possible time, Mike just can't seem to catch a break, Stan is a photographer for a conspiracy magazine, Ben is deeply in love with Bev, Richie is pretending to be something he's not, Bill just wants to go on one successful date, and Bev keeps getting yelled at by old white ladies. Being twenty-something is a wild time, but they can figure it out together.

    A friends!au

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    “Not since you left,” came the voice on the other end. “Since…"
    Richie looked down at his left palm and clenched his hand once or twice. Eddie had the same scar. “It…” Richie said hesitantly. He didn’t know what It was, not really, but what he did know was that It was bad. It meant death.
    Unable to let the line go silent for too long, Mike added, “You gotta come back, man. It's starting again.”

    //

    He stopped and wondered, only for a moment, why he’d decided not to mention Richie…
    “No. Home to Derry,” he heard Mike say.
    Eddie closed his eyes and shook his head. “It's happening again isn't it?” He cursed his shitty memory and tried to pay attention to the road as he made the turn onto his street.

    (Richie and Eddie left Derry together at 18. Richie and Eddie forgot Derry together at 18. Richie and Eddie remember Derry together at 40. Richie and Eddie return to Derry together at 40.)

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    Sonia Kasprack was only 48 years old when she had a stroke, dying almost immediately. Eddie was the one to find her, still sitting in her armchair, her eyes blankly staring at the silent tv.

    Her young son Eddie was sent to live in Hawkins Indiana with her brother, who she hasn't talked to in years. Just like that, Eddie is thrown into a new world away from his friends and crush Richie Tozier. But at least he has a cool new sorta sister and a great new group of friends. And maybe he'll even be able to explore his sexuality here, who knows!!
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    "What if we, I mean, just a thought, you don't actually have to agree, but what if we tried it, you know, with each other?"

    Eddie blinked, staring at Will with wide eyes.

    "You mean we kiss and date each other to cope with the fact that our crushes don't like us back and probably never will?"

    "When you put it like that it sounds bad!"
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    Basically just a season three re-write where I throw Eddie into the mix and make it super gay. Enjoy!

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    It's not easy being Richie Tozier. While most kids at his high school are stressing over college applications and prom nights, he's stressing over the love of his life. Who happens to be another guy. In their small ass town in Maine. In 1992. Richie has been in love with Eddie Kaspbrak since they were kids. Now that they're 16, will he finally be able to confess his feelings?

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    BevvyBoi: i think you broke eddie

    micycle: eddie machine broke

    BennyBabe: hes gonna wheeze to death

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    What will your verse be?
    Eddie was never good with words. When he was younger his mother would speak for him, putting her feelings in his mouth before he’d even have a chance to think about it. Now he was older he often talked too fast to keep up with himself, his thoughts flooding out unbidden around his friends before he had to rein that stream back in once he went home again. He supposed he hadn’t quite figured out his voice yet; his words always too fast or not there at all.

    Eddie didn’t understand, but he thought he might want to learn.

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    Or: Eddie discovers his new favourite film, and finds out he kind of likes poetry, too.

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