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    Based on fanart by lonicera caprifolium (linked in author notes). Crowley gets a clever idea and, long story short, that's how Aziraphale, only a bit against his will, spends a summer afternoon making out with his beloved demon in a flower.

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    Crowley winced and turned around. He squinted at the King of Hell, his two-day stubble and expensive suit and bloody audacity. His Hell-trained survival instincts really didn’t like this.

    That ancient part of him who’s known this man-shaped being since he was a hatchling filed away his escape plan for later, however.

     
    Or: Crowley and Lucifer are siblings, and sure, they’re not exactly on speaking terms now, but that doesn’t stop Lucifer from knocking on Crowley and Aziraphale’s door on a Sunday morning, asking for help. Needless to say, it doesn’t go exactly as planned…

    [Or or: on relationships, the Throne of Hell, absolution, and the Universe's most dysfunctional family—maybe—coming to senses.]

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    "Crowley doesn’t realize that he’s getting sick when the warm summer afternoons turn into brisk autumn evenings. He’s used to his stomach churning when he’s nervous for a reason he doesn’t know. He’s used to trembling with anxiety when he thinks too much. He’s used to feeling drained and sleeping through meals and movies.

    When it all seems to get a bit worse, he doesn’t think much of it."
    --
    The first winter of retirement doesn't treat Crowley well.

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    Aziraphale isn’t running away. She is making space to regroup after she caught her husband bending his PA over the kitchen counter. (She’ll never be able to roll out pastry there again!)

    Crowley is not hiding. She is taking a moment to recover from a stressfully successful career in sales. (And all the questionable life decisions she made to pursue this.)

    They’ve both returned to their home town and aren’t expecting to fall in love again. But with twice as much baggage and far more hurts than when they were teenagers, it’s going to take a miracle to stop history repeating itself.

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    “Actually, can you do me a favor? No tempting. No sins. Just a way for us to spend some time together while I finish what I need to do.”

    Aziraphale considered it and then nodded. “Well, I don’t see why not.”

    “Can you pretend to be my wife?”

    -----

    Or, 9 Times They Get Married + 2 Times It Was Actually Real.

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    You know when you start with a perfectly sensible premise, and draw from it a perfectly sensible conclusion, and then you draw a perfectly sensible conclusion from that, and somehow after a few steps you land somewhere that would have you going "How the heck did I end up here?" except you know how and it's all completely logical?

    So anyway, Aziraphale and Crowley decide to take some precautions against uninvited former colleagues. Perfectly sensibly.

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    "I like you.”
    The angel blinks.
    “Like … romantically?”
    “Kinda.” Crowley won’t meet his eyes.
    “Oh.”
    They stand in silence as Crowley fiddles with the record cover. Freddie Mercury sings about his best friend. “Is that okay?”
    “Yeah.”
     
    Being in a relationship is complicated. They have an eternity to figure it out.

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    Author Summary: While stuck in a holding pattern after the world doesn't end, Crowley gets a tarot reading to tell him things he already knows.

    (The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by a deck of cards.)

    Podfic Length: 30 min 35 sec

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    (Please note title change: previous title was "Soft")

    Fill of Good Omens Kink prompt here.

    Heaven and Hell want to punish Aziraphale and Crowley for their treason. Gabriel believes that Crowley is evil but tough, and that his only weakness is Aziraphale; Gabriel believes that Aziraphale is a pathetic coward who can't stand pain. So Gabriel decides that the best way to punish both of them is to torture Aziraphale and force Crowley to watch. Hell agrees to the plan. Gabriel predicts that Aziraphale will beg for mercy; Aziraphale is tortured in a horrific way and he does beg for mercy. Afterwards, Aziraphale is convinced that Gabriel is right and he is a coward. Crowley has to convince him otherwise and help him heal, not just from the torture but from all of Heaven's emotional abuse. Crowley is traumatized from the psychological torture of witnessing what was done to his husband.
    (The violence is confined to chapter 2; the rest of the story is the aftermath and recovery.)

    Aziraphale and Crowley are both traumatized. They recover together, and they heal each other. There will be a happy ending.

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    The Crown of Thorns Pod’rama is a dramatic full-cast reading of irisbleufic’s Crown of Thorns [The Walls, the Wainscot, and the Mouse] ‘Verse, inspired by Terry Pratchett’s and Neil Gaiman’s Good Omens.

    (While there are individual chapters with lower ratings, the Pod’rama is rated Explicit overall. Individual chapter ratings will be given in the Chapter Summaries.)

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    Sequel to Recoil.
    Aziraphale and Crowley long ago swore off becoming too attached to humans; too much heartbreak involved with such a brief (to them) lifespan. But with the two of them now involved in the Witch's Trinity Curse, they have no choice. Penelope Blackthorn is a part of their lives now, and the enigma of their bond continues to mystify all three of them, as it morphs and strengthens over time. And with Crowley freed from Hell's grip, and Aziraphale's loyalty weak at best, the angel and demon start to become closer and tackle the barriers that have kept them at arms reach of each other for 6000 years. But as usual, they struggle to speak openly with each other, with that 6000 years of Heavenly and Hellish brainwashing respectively. So it takes a clairvoyant witch, who can literally gauge their feelings by touching them, to translate for them. And they both become rather fond of their monkey in the middle.

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    In a cottage in the South Downs, a demon dreams...

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    Jenny has just inherited a random cottage somewhere in England. It's empty, sad, and probably haunted. When she arrives to restore it, it's nothing like what she expects, but if the friendly gentlemen with the greenhouse next door are any indication, that might not be so much of a bad thing.

    Meanwhile, Crowley and Aziraphale have a new neighbor.

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    Wanting a change, Crowley and Aziraphale decide to buy a place in the country and fix it up. It goes exactly the way you'd think, and exactly opposite of the way they thought.

    (Featuring a female-presenting Aziraphale and a Crowley who experiments a lot with gender. Also, a lot of discussion on drywall.)

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    Aziraphale thinks about this sometimes, full circles and parallels and connections, ineffable metaphors.

    (It’s difficult not to, with a view like this.)

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    How do you say I love you when you can’t say I love you?

    This is how their love exists. It grows in the gaps between words, in the dark and secret places of their hearts. In places where a relationship less sure of itself wouldn’t even be able to find purchase. It’s a hardy, patient little thing and not nearly as delicate as it appears. Over centuries it has evolved to thrive in scarcity. The merest hint of a smile or the barest touch of gazes can keep it flowering for decades.

    A slow and steady ramble back and forth through time to the South Downs Cottage.

    Me: Oh, yay. Sweet fluffy Valentine’s Day prompts from @mielpetite, on the Ineffable Valentines blog I’ll give that a try.
    Also me: But I’m just in an angsty place right now.

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    直到24號之前,我會每天發一篇加百列與別西卜的小短篇。會有小甜餅,會有肉,會有任何介於兩者之間的事

    大多時候,會有戀愛中的笨蛋高階靈體

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    Aziraphale and Crowley, learning each other. There is more to intimacy than sex, thank Somebody.

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    35/?
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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

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    A day in the life of a tomato. Sort of.

    (I tagged it major character death for the tomato. Not Aziraphale)

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    3/?
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    43
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    15
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