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    Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.

    Featuring literally as many Homestuck characters as I can fit.

    Temporarily on hiatus due to IRL! Updates will return ASAP
    (Technically 23/365)

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    36/?
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    48
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    Spades Slick is… an interesting character.
    Perhaps interesting isn’t the right word.
    Peculiar, maybe. Fascinating. If one is stupid enough to act out of line, one might even describe Slick as terrifying.
    Which, they should.
    One doesn’t end up the leader of Midnight City’s most notorious mobster crew if they’re not worth a damn.

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    This is a collection of things I started writing and didn't finish. It's mostly so I can find all the stuff I've worked on without having to rummage through a million documents but I figure someone else might enjoy reading them, too.

    If you wanna adopt any of the snippets here feel free, either using the concept or taking what I wrote and using it as a starter. Just link me to it if you do anything!

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    13/?
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    in an alternate universe where canon is treated like a piece of discarded garbage, the hiveswap trolls meet some newcomers that seem...strangely familiar.

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    11/?
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    13
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    1956
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    He tells you he wants a smoke now, and since when are you such a smart-ass about this shit? Huh?

    You tell him he wouldn't know good tobacco if it bit him in the ass, and you don't know where his mouth's been anyway.

    (This is a lie. You know exactly where his mouth has been.)

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    1/1
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    Slick has a flower shop named Botanoire. Paint likes to buy flowers from it every couple of weeks. That's pretty much it.

    Inspired by a convo with some friends where we agreed Slick would have a Crowley Good Omens approach to gardening. Hope you all like it!

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    2
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    Just a quick little thing I threw together. Like and subscribe if you like dilfs

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    414
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    You think about his knife against your throat, you think of every fuckin' time he's touched you- and Slick ain't touchy, and neither are you, so the list is short-, you think of every hissed out threat and the splash of blood against his shirt, red against white.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and crows talk to you like an adult with a fucked up childhood talks to their therapist about their daddy issues.

    Well, you're the one with the issues, so it's more like the reverse. You're sat squarely on a chaise lounge, with one arm over your head like a swooning Victorian woman when she comes into contact with her fiancé's ankle, telling your feathered doc all about your repressed homosexuality.

    Anyway.

    The whole crow thing ends up being a marked improvement to your life.

    (or, 5 times birds gave dave weirdly good advice and 1 time he didn’t need them)

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    tw // rape

    Boxcars is out of town, and Droog asks Deuce and Slick if they'd like to spend the night.

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    you look to your left and your snarl deepens. The walls are Prospit pearl white. There’s a window you can’t even see out of from your bed. What’s the point? You get to daydream about what could be out that window? The nurses can stare longingly out it, wishin’ they didn’t have to take care of you? The nurses hate you. You refuse to cooperate for them. They ask how your pain is on a scale of one to ten, show you a cutesy chart with a facial expression that goes with each number, and you say ‘one’ even though it's usually eleven

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    "Droog and Boxcars are the only ones in the Crew who actually care about what they're wearing

    Slick would wear an off the rack suit if Droog wasn't in control of his wardrobe

    Clubs doesn't think about how or why his suits are replaced

    Or why his Hawaiian shirts always disappear

    anyway for all Clubs knows, Hawaiian shirts have an expiry date and that's why he has to keep buying new ones"

    - me, on Discord

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    Sleuth wrestles with the moral implications of wanting to fuck a mobster through the floorboards. Again.

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    510
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    Inspector was weak, a walking wrath of a man. He required someone to control him, because without such control he would simply crumble.

     

    And that was beautiful. Because Droog could do anything he ever wanted.

     

    Right now, he wanted to get hard.

     

    He couldn't. He didn't know why. His dick, still in his slacks, was limp. He tried not to press his lower half to the Inspector, concerned he would notice. But the man's focus was already occupied, having trouble catching his breath with darker hand in iron grip around his neck.

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    The Midnight Crew have a chill morning

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    Caliborn accidentally time travels to the Felt Mansion in the outskirts of Midnight City. Whatever comes from this can be either hilarious or absolutely tragic.

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    7/?
    Comments:
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    Itchy est accueilli gracieusement dans un bâtiment rempli de drôles d'hommes qui se retrouve chaque soir au bar. Devenant ami, enemi, ou plus, avec chacun d'entre eux, Itchy découvre l'envers du décor de ce mystérieux bar, et les manigances du propriétaire de l'immeuble.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Problem Sleuth and Ace Dick talk about exes, quadrants, and other stupid stuff.

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    445
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    A Legitimate Businessman returns in this thrilling sequel! Five years later, Jack "Spades Slick" Vantas has it all. An escape from the world of crime and conspiracy. A truly legitimate business. A future for his adopted son Karkat at a nice college. But when Karkat goes missing, Jack realizes he has only one chance to get his son back: summon (and incidentally hire) the problem sleuth known as Patrick Sloan.

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    4,216
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
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    19
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    Vriska Serket always dreamed of being a pokemon trainer, but life just seemed to have other plans. A grown troll, she has now a successful career, plentiful hobbies and a more-than-healthy reputation in Guilds of Grubcraft. She's become kind of a big deal, in other words, and has a lot of irons in the fire. All of the irons, in fact. All of them.

    But with the appearance of a strange, hornless, troll-like larval creature and the intervention of the infamous Team Felt, her comfortable life is about to get turned upside down. Will she be able to finally catch her 8ig 8r8k, or will her luck finally run out?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,970
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    92

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