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    Stanley Uris slits his wrists in the bathtub. Patricia Uris finds him just in time. While the ambulance is on its way, Stanley takes the time to explain some things.

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    Patricia Blum is a bright young witch, doing her best at making friends and her school work. Trying to ignore the crushing fear that the people she holds dear finding out she is a monster.

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    Although perhaps seeing her sitting on the floor, legs apart and a broken heel was not among the worst visions ever conceived.

    Mean, Patty, hell, you are mean.

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    Just a place to dump my small Stanpat drabbles. Because the world needs more Stan and Patty Uris.
    Some chapters may include some tiggering subjects, I will add warning before the specific chapters.

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    As the kingdoms of Maine and Florida feud, their given heirs, Princess Patricia of Florida and Prince Stanley of Maine sneak behind their backs to court each other. Both of them had never wanted to be a royal, and both were forced into the limelight quite late in their lives. Stan was just finishing high school when he was ordered to give up his college plans.

    8 years later, after all his royal inductions and training, he is ready to marry and with traditionalists, as grandparents, he is forced to marry a princess. The only problem is, it won't be Patty, will it?

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    “Phew! You guys all reek, we’re gonna need some febreeze in here stat.” Richie threw a long arm around Beverly’s shoulders, smiling and joking with her until his eyes met Eddie’s again. He saw the smirk forming on his face as he very obviously looked Eddie over and took a somewhat pointed sniff, one brow rising up towards his hair. Giving Bev a small shake, he let her go, taking the few steps forwards into Eddie’s space. Eddie swallowed, hardening his gaze and tilting his chin up.

    “You got a problem, Tozier?”

    Richie smiled, lowering his voice for probably the first time in his life, his mouth close to Eddie’s ear as he leaned in to wrap him in a lingering one-armed hug. “No problems here, alpha.”

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    madmax: update: mikes brother is hotter than he is 

     

    willthewise: theyre identical twins Max

     

    madmax: I Said What I Said

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    “Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?” A new voice called as Stan’s eyes snapped open and both boys jerked their heads to see none other than Patricia Blum standing there.

    She looked like a beautiful angel in her Derry’s cheerleading outfit.

    “Why don’t you fuck off, Doll?” Henry bit out, turning his attention back to Stan who was looking at her in shock.

    Suddenly Patty gripped her fist and swung forward, smashing Henry in the jaw. It caused the boy to topple over and hit the ground before his eyes snapped up to meet her heated gaze. Stan immediately turned around, but he didn’t move as Henry stood up with murder in his irises.

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    “Alright, which one of you assholes was it?” Stan’s sharp tone surprised the entire group. Each loser snapped their gaze up to Stanley in confusion as he thrusted the postcard onto the lunch table.

    “What’s that?” Bev asked, leaning forward to inspect it before freezing at the declaration of love written in beautiful handwriting.

    “A love letter. So who’s idea was it? Come on. I wanna know who to thank for the joke.” He snapped.

    “Stan, we didn’t write that.” Eddie comments, looking up to him in worry. “Trust me.”

    Stan’s calculating eyes locked onto Richie who froze when he realized that Stan thought it was him. His jaw dropped as he immediately shook his head in protest.

    “Look dude, I may be an asshole a good majority of our lives, but even I would think that’s completely fucked.” He explains, holding his hands up in mocked surrender.
     
    “So... So it wasn’t anyone here? There’s someone in this school that actually likes me?” He sounded doubtful of that fact.

    “S-S-Sound like it.” Bill points out with a genuine grin of happiness. 

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    Yes, violets are blue, roses red
    But that's all already been said
    And so for each Loser
    This AO3 user
    Has written a limerick instead

    (Happy Valentine's Day!)

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    "Next time we just go with regular scary!" Eddie yells as they run away.

    "Next time?" Richie shrieks.

    They're idiots.

    Stan loves them.

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    The night before they face the killer clown, The Losers gather around for one final drink and share their desires for a future they hope they’ll see.

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    While Stan was off in Derry killing Pennywise, Patty was finding out something she and her husband had wanted for a long time is finally happening

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    Patricia Blum is pretty used to moving around and not having any friends. So when she lands in Derry, Maine, she’s not entirely sure what to expect. Certainly not a group of teens that break every rule her mother has ever enforced. But how does one really prepare for the boy of their not yet realized dreams or a band of unruly, but endearing outcasts?

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    Stanley Uris comes home. Healing takes time, but that's the start. That's always the start of it: he comes home to his wife, and he loves her, and she loves him.

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    39-year-old Stanley Uris is living his life--reasonably wealthy and perfectly happy with his beloved wife in Georgia--when he gets a call. He has a bad feeling. But instead of slitting his wrists like he'd originally planned, he goes back home to Derry one last time. Just to see his friends and then leave, of course.

    Oneshot

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    It had started off as a joke. That morning, less than a month ago, when Bev dropped the bombshell that she and Ben were getting married. It had been just five months after the reunion; she just simply sent a picture of a pale, freckled hand wearing an engagement ring to the group chat they all shared, and it went off. Richie’s phone screen quickly became an emoji festival.

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    “Boys, this will be our first official school dance.”

    “We’ve had dances before, Richie—”

    “Our first real dance, compadre. I’m talking glamor, formal suits, party dresses, corsages, et boutonnieres,” he finishes with an appalling French accent. All of them grimace at it. “I wouldn’t exactly consider a sweaty Eddie doing the Safety Dance in the corner of the gym all by his lonesome in jeans and a Thundercats shirt as homecoming queen material.”

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    𝘞𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥

    -=-

    “𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰.” 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘫𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘦.

    “𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱, 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬! 𝘋𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘨𝘰 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.” 𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘥, 𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴. 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘣𝘶𝘨-𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦.

    or, eddie and richie's kids crash the reunion because they worry for their disaster dads, and maybe a sibling wont be so bad.

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    On a hot August afternoon in the summer of 1989, seven friends promised that they would all come back twenty seven years later, no matter what.

    In a Chinese restaurant on a clammy August evening in 2016, Richie Tozier started to realise just how fucked he really was.

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