6 Works in Stavros (Schitt's Creek)

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    You have to follow some kind of code, David.
    There were many reasons David Rose struggled with his family’s sudden reversal of fortune that landed him in Schitt’s Creek, but one tried his patience more than he could have imagined.
    The Code.
    Johnny’s words, first uttered all those years ago on the lanai of their Maui vacation home, were a nearly constant echo in his head from the moment his Rick Owen’s high-tops set foot on the dusty parking lot of the motel he was now forced to call home.

    You need to learn to control your impulses.
    You need to have a plan.
    You can’t be sloppy.
    You need to have a reason.
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    The serial killer AU nobody asked for. Imagine serial killers meeting in a small Canadian town, and they fall in love. Rated Explicit for gore and violence long before it gets remotely close to smutty. Mind the tags, folks. Additional warnings in chapter summaries and notes.

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    10/?
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    Ballet has been at the center of Alexis’ life since she was three years old, the first time she saw New York City Ballet perform The Nutcracker. She pulled on her mother’s sleeve, much to Moira’s displeasure, pointed at the stage, and said, “Me!” It was the very first time she felt like her mother saw her. That feeling was intoxicating enough that she couldn’t help but chase it.

    She’s seen some of the world's most celebrated ballerinas perform. But she’s never seen anyone dance like this girl, whose name she doesn’t know. The stage lights turn her auburn hair burning red. Her pirouettes are perfectly landed; there’s no struggle at all in the way her leg lifts behind her in attitude to tap against the tambourine she holds above her head. As she flits across the stage, her tambourine extended toward the judges like an irresistible invitation, there is something real in her smile, something seductive in her eyes.

    Alexis forgets to breathe.

    Ballet AU.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    86
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    15
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    728
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    Patrick. Sweet, dependable Patrick. If only his sister were marrying Patrick instead, then maybe he wouldn’t be spiraling out of control because at least he would know she was with someone nice. But actually no, he doesn’t want his sister to marry Patrick because he wants to marry Patrick.

    or

    Alexis decides marrying Stavros is a good idea and David does everything he can to try to convince her otherwise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,388
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    1535
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    Stavros had that constipated look on his face that he got when he was either mad or horny. Alexis cheered in her head. “You got into NYU Law?”

    She blinked. “What, like it’s hard?”

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    19
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    136
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    21
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    1443
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    David is an art appraiser on the Antiques Roadshow when Patrick brings in a rare painting. But not everything is as it seems.

    Story is complete, new chapters will be added every morning.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,731
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    236
    Kudos:
    304
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    3635
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    When Moira Owens met Johnny Rose, she knew that he was safe from the curse that took her father. She knew that she could allow herself to fall in love with him; could build a life with him and plan a future that he would always be by her side for.

    Whatever children they had, however, would not be so lucky.

    Oh hey, it's the Practical Magic AU that absolutely no one asked for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,117
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    176
    Kudos:
    346
    Bookmarks:
    90
    Hits:
    3822

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