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    Technoblade was exiled from the SMP after he unleashed a wither, frustrated by the way the resistance had used him and so easily thrown him aside. He's spent the last two months in exile, being taunted, tormented, and abused by Dream until, in a fit of desperate anger, injured and bleeding and afraid, he gets away from the campsite and runs until he sees a portal out.

    Grian isn't expecting to find a random traumatized half-dead teenager in the woods. He's even less expecting the struggle it will be to help the teenager, or the lifetime friendships that will be built.

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    Dream was a creative person.

    Spry, quick-thinking and strong, sure, but creativity was the platform all of that rested on. Speed and strength were nothing when tied to predictability.

    And Dream was the furthest thing from predictable.

    The thing about experimentation was that success was extraordinarily rare. Even ideas that seemed reasonable were nearly impossible to put into practice without guidelines, a recipe written by thousands of much older souls, all kind enough to share their discoveries. With so many facets of knowledge, it was a wonder how anyone knew where to start.

    A potion? A redstone mechanism?

    An enchantment.

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    After killing himself in order to save his relationship with his brother, Ghostblade tries to make up for his past self's misdeeds while Dream is trying to figure out how to be a decent fucking person.

    (don't worry this really is a happy and fun book, teetering on the edge of crack fic at times)

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    The blade, and how he came to be.

    Or: Technoblade’s life, told by others and himself.

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    The Voices were always there with him, maybe even the only constant thing in his life.
    More often than not they made him want to bash his head in, but sometimes he could appreciate them being there. Only sometimes, though.

     

    aka I got inspired by Techno's "The Egg" Stream and this came to be

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    Phil was a simple man working the register at a simple business—well, if “simple” could be used to describe a little used bookstore that would definitely be going under soon. The atmosphere was nice, the owner had two cats that ambled around, and he could pass the time reading because they had very few actual customers. It wasn’t really surprising that the place was going out of business, but it still made his heart squeeze glumly.

    When he started to dedicate that reading time to looking for new jobs, a new face appeared: a pink-haired boy with dead eyes and bandages peeking from under his long, crimson sleeves. The boy never bought anything and rarely spoke; he just pet the cats and quietly read books.

    Phil didn’t have the heart to tell the kid that it wasn’t a library.

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    So Technoblade never dies, right?
    What if we took that to the extreme.

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    "Oh Technoblade, oh Dream, come out, come out wherever you are!"

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    As Minecraft Championship 8 reached its end, the cameras suddenly went out. When they came back up again, the arena was flooded with blood and Dream and Technoblade were missing. By the time everyone respawned, they were long gone.

    Meanwhile, Dream and Techno were trapped in a hardcore server by their friends who they don't even recognize anymore. Philza, Wilbur Soot, Tommy, George, and Sapnap have completely lost their minds, obsessed with the idea of a perfect world and family, far away from politics and others. Dream and Techno must escape through the End before their friends, if you can even call them that anymore, completely break them.

     
    [This is a rewrite of "On the Cliffs of Insanity". However, things will be different and events will be changed so I don't suggest reading the original which wasn't written very well :) ]
    updates are monday, wednesday, and friday

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    Technoblade and Dream have been friends for thousands of years. They are close associates but the public didn’t need to know that.

    Everything changes after Technoblade doesn’t have the gut to kill a baby and Dream gets injured and goes to him.

    Not a shipfic, normalize holding hands with the bros 😔👌

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    Technoblade joins the Eggpire. Imperialism is in his blood, after all.

    Intervention comes in the form of Philza.

    [inspired by Techno's Feb 13th stream]

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    On January 20th, after the spirit of Wilbur ventures down to the mortal plane to speak with his younger brother, he decides to do the same with his twin.

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    Potatoes, showering, stew, and some lore.

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    If you've found this somehow from my main acc, please do not read. There's a reason this is posted in the anonymous collection.

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    Technoblade uses unhealthy coping mechanisms. Please read tags for triggers!

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    Phil pours water into his instant ramen cup and slides it into the microwave. Two minutes later, he pops the door open with a ding.

    “The victorious warrior prepares a feast of forty oxen,” comes a small voice from behind him, and Phil jumps out of his skin and splashes boiling water on his hands.

    “How the fuck did you get into my house?” The little piglin stands in the middle of his kitchen, tracking red dust into the tile.

    ***

    Twenty-something trying to get his life together and the echolalic hell-piglet that thinks he's the best, greatest, bravest man in the whole world.

    My twist on "Philza rescues baby Techno from the nether."

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    Sir Billium had been a good vassal for the Egg, and one good turn always deserves another. Decades after the fact, the Egg finds a descendent and promises to keep him safe.

    Whether he wants it or not.

    Title from a song of the same name by The Crane Wives

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    mmmm

    hyrbid au but make it post-apocalyptic. tommy and tubbo are "brothers" but they aren't related, sam cares for them! they don't show up much tho, sooooo..

    anyways techno-centric fic. :] cuz i said so.

    world where the sun gives off very little heat now, people get sun-sickness if not bundled in enough layers of clothing... which could lead to some disastrous torture techniques ngl. uh anyways...

    Technoblade, Wilbur, and Philza are a family of mercenaries turning in a bounty at one of the only cities left in their vicinity, it's too bad somebody placed a bounty on them as well, huh.

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    Phil has lived for many, many years and has devoted his most recent years to protecting his kids
    But any parent will tell you the worst stuff happens when your turn your back for just a moment


    Phil left the house and Techno, Tommy, and Tubbo get attacked by people and Phil realizes he had to uproot his whole life again and keep his kids safe

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    Phil looked at the cottage window, at the sea stretching out before them on the coastline. A hint of a smile twitched at the corners of his lips. “Perhaps death is not the end. In one of the bloodiest and most war-ridden servers I’ve ever been in, a Player told me that, when the moon comes into eclipse, those who have moved past this life can communicate.”
    Techno had snorted. “Death is permanent. Nothing comes after.”
    Phil had closed his eyes and tilted his head down. Had heaved out a small sigh. “Easy to say that when you’re a god, Techno.”

    Or: Phil is slain in a meaningless battle and Techno is immortal, left with nothing but a single legend to quell the grief in his heart.

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    Blood, he wished to drain them of it, spill them onto the floor. He missed the Blackstone of his land, of the heated nether beneath his feet, of the hanging funguses that overtook the lands near his home; most of all, he missed the times it wasn’t dissolved into ashes, and the air didn’t ring of gunpowder, and battlecries, and he was being dragged against his will to an obsidian portal not seen in decades-

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    so uh I used to have a one shot book on wattpad but I don't use it much so now I'm using ao3, info on first chapter

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