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    This crap you're about to read was originally supposed to help me get through my writers block. Stupid me thought : hey, why not share this piece of shit with the rest of the world ? Each chapter will be a scene from my Univeres (which I could have posted and finished months ago but I'm lazy AF) that just didn't fit with the story or takes place in an AU. Warnings will be in the chapter summaries. Chapter Titels are based on songs.

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    “So…What better trophy than Asgardian royalty? I offer myself in exchange for your military aid.” Loki hated this, hated how he needed to roll onto his back, and it wasn’t the fun kind, in order to gain what he needed. He had nothing else to offer. His home was gone, anything of value he might had owned was gone, his family might as well be gone…It was just him. Finally, he clenched his jaw and did what he had demanded of other people so many times in the past.

    Loki kneeled.
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    After the destruction of the Statesman and knowing what Thanos has planned, Loki desperately seeks aid in hopes of stopping the Mad Titan before it's too late. This lands him on the doorstep of a forgotten race whose king looks eerily like himself, something he tries to ignore while maintaining a shaky, but temporary alliance with the Avengers. While he intended the aid to be temporary and had plans of returning back to the remaining Asgardians, the chance meeting sends his life careening in a wildly different direction than he ever expected.

    Infinity War AU that ignores everything that happened in Endgame.

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    Picks up in the Yotsuba Arc and derails when Light tries to touch the notebook.

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    What do you think is possible?

    It wasn't something Neito asked himself much. He didn't care enough to do so.

    But now, in this situation filled with horror and greed, what is the definition of 'possible'? It's not like he knows anymore.

    He just needed to see it.

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    These are sexually charged short stories. Please reference warnings on each chapter in case there is a scenario you'd like to skip. Tags will be added as I add to the list. I enjoy Wally as a submissive character.

    1. Wally x Joey: Accidental Voyeurism
    2. Wallie x Nigel: First Time girl Wally
    3. Wally x Joey x Sydney (dad): masturbation, dubcon
    4. Wally x Chad Dickson: Panty Kink, Public Humiliation
    5. Wally x Nigel : light D/s, somewhat public sex

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    War of the Ancients. Azshara won. The people that were opposing her are all dead and now that she has the full control over the Well of Eternity, she allows the demons to summon their Dark Master, Sargeras itself, on the planet. She had plans for him but little does she knows that someone else has a plan for both of them.

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    In which Lance's flirting finally gets him somewhere. It's just somewhere that he really, really doesn't want to be.
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    It was only when he felt the weight of her entire body pinning his own down completely that he realized what was about to happen to him.
    It was the bad thing. The thing that Lance’s sisters were warned about. The reason why Rachel couldn’t go out at night by herself in that dress without wearing a coat, even when she was more than old enough to look after herself, and it was far too warm of a night for a jacket to be necessary. The forbidden, secret thing that made people choke and shy away from the cameras on the late-night shows Lance would discover as he was looking for Cartoon Network when he was very young; too young to even begin to understand [[READ TAGS]]

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    After listening to his father's voice for the first time in millennia, Senkuu doesn't know what to do with his emotions.
    Fortunately for him, he's not alone in this.

     

    Or the fic where the entire Ishigami Village hugs Senkuu, and have a cuddlepile at Kokuyou's house.

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    “Me and Logan aren't dating!” Patton chuckles nervously, with a touch of hysteria. “Why would you think we're dating?”

    Virgil and Roman stare at Patton for a second like he just spoke in French, before slowly turning to Logan like, somehow, he had a reasonable explanation. Logan is currently too busy analysing years of interactions between him and Morality to answer immediately, but he manages it soon enough.

    “Patton and I aren't dating.” And he totally doesn't sound flustered. Nope, not at all. Smooth. Nailed that one.

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    Ayyy, hey there everybody! It has been nearly three months since I have posted anything up here. You miss me? Yes? No? Too bad hahaha cuz I'm BACK.
    Anyway
    Have I had plans? Yes.
    Have I been trying to work on said plans? As much as possible.
    Was this one of those plans? Haha nope you guys know the muse's mysterious ways

    Regardless...back on topic. I wrote this in basically two sittings during whumptober, on the day the prompt was "adrenaline". It was short. It was...lowkey basically garbage, and for the most part that was about it. But then recently I found it and gave it a (quick) dust-off, and...well, I thought it'd been long enough since I'd tortured the public.

    Thank you all so much, and I hope you enjoy! I can't tell you how much I love hearing what you think!

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    The first time Weslyn sees her she’s working the corner. Wearing short denim shorts and a black crop top with a ratty backpack placed against the wall behind her. She can’t be more than 18, he’s not even sure she’s that old. He goes to mention it to Tobis but by then the car has pulled ahead. Plus they were in the middle of something.

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    - Two boys who are looking for a family.
    - A Man who [nearly] witnesses a death
    - A boy who wants redemption
    - And a family who doesn’t know the meaning of ‘love’, only the meaning of ‘strength’.

    What will happen when they all meet in the middle?
    Better yet, who has the highest risk of dying?

     

    (Note as well that the mental disorder that Izu has differs from Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) but this is what I have based it off of. Thank you and have a great day/night)

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    Izuku finally learns the truth about how his soon to be kingdom began to thrive. He learns about what happened to his uncle. Along with what his father has planned for the future of Vila and other empires surrounding it.

    He agrees to go with a warrior by the name of All Might. Leaving his kingdom and sacrificing his crown so that he can stop his father.

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    Buckle up kids because the author thought this was a good idea but its probably gonna be a train wreck.

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    Virgil liked to think that being a senior meant finally getting others to ignore him because everyone else was too busy preparing for college to bother him.

    Boy was he wrong.

    He catches the attention of literally everyone he meets, and even some he already knew, in a whole new different light. Everyone suddenly seems to want to get in his pants and honestly, he just wants to graduate without losing what is left of his sanity.

    Follow Virgil through the final stretch of his highschool years, filled with romance, drama, and a whole lot of sexual escapades.

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    Life hasn't ever been easy for Patton, and now he's trying to go to college.
    He's never lived out of the house before, all he asks is that his roommates are kind.
    boy is he in for an adventure. He's gonna have to learn fast as secrets are discovered, walls are broken down and life changes again, for the better this time. it's not gonna be easy but, He'll find that family can be anyone, and who knows, maybe he'll even find love?

    Update schedule: Tuesdays and Saturdays. Don't ask me why. will probably change as my life/mental health changes, IDK we'll see.

    Please be gentle, this is the first time I've ever posted a story so I'm learning. Take pity.

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    With a gentle smile, Inko drags her sleeve across her son's tear stained cheek. Izuku cries so much. He really does take after her. "Shh, it's okay, baby," she says softly. "Maybe you don't get it now; why all this happens. But when you're older, maybe a little smarter and taller, you're going to look and see it all in bloom. Then, you'll finally understand."
    All these years later, Izuku still wishes he understood what she meant that day.

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    Midoriya Izuku didn’t expect much from life. He knew it expected everything of him, and he was always trying to rise up and meet that challenge.
    Except for one little mutation in his genes that made all the difference.
    Except for one little change in the route home after a pretty depressing day.
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    When All Might crushes Izuku’s dreams, he crosses the path of someone who rebuilds them. Izuku’s going to be a hero... even if it won’t be exactly as planned.
    Or:
    How the tiniest wingbeat of a butterfly over the still ocean brings tsunamis to distant lands.

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    A sudden injury during the game against Shiratorizawa leaves Hinata with an crippled leg, and he is told he will never be able to play volleyball again. He hoped his team would be there to support him during such a difficult time, but the fame from winning against Shiratorizawa had gone to their heads and changed them drastically. In their minds, Hinata is no longer worth their time. Betrayed by everyone he thought he could trust, Hinata falls apart, and leaves Karasuno behind.

    Years later, the guilt-ridden Karasuno team finally discover Hinata again. They want forgiveness, to show Hinata they have changed. But after everything they've done, can he ever forgive them?

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    Cara is late, the bounty hunter takes the shot, and everything unravels.

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    A god falls from the sky. A young actor is taken into custody by a mysterious organization. In a world where horrors lie beneath even the most innocent of surfaces, the most unlikely thing is the one that will probably happen.

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    The other man was silent for a long moment, then he passed a manilla folder across the table to Tom. The actor opened the beige folder. He stared at the photograph inside. It was… shocking. Not just because the image was of someone who’d clearly been beaten, but the face of the man with black hair was… Tom’s.

    “What is this?”

    “It has been designated SCP-2212. We believe it’s an extraterrestrial being of some kind.”

    Tom raised an eyebrow at the other man. “An alien? Who looks completely human?”

    “Whatever it looks like, SCP-2212 is not human.”

    “Quite certain of that, are you?”

    The man in the lab coat gave Tom a cold smile. “Very.”

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