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    In which a very pretty French girl meets two attractive boys

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    Write a story including a piano, a snowy night, and a little bit named Chance.

     

    My attempt at a story prompt found on Pinterest.
    Also my first story so don't judge me to hard pls. Constructive criticism is welcome!

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    "Who the fuck are you?! You're not Techno!" The blonde kid yelled, pointing his sword towards him.

    "Me?" He points towards himself, "I'm Ranboo."

    ~
    Ranboo would like to say he is far superior than Technoblade.
    Thank you for coming to his Ted talk.

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    Rylee sighs, she knew that Phoenix was definitely not fit for being a CEO. God, she never thought that he would be anything more than her Right Hand Man (that label was a bit better than what she thought of him, though). She never taught him even a sliver of how to be a CEO. Sure, she gave him a business tip here and there, but never did she tell him how to think up of lies on the spot, how to feel no empathy, how to get the police off your tail. And sure, he had no idea of the things going on behind the scenes in her business, all the drug dealing, murder, and brainwashing, but she knows that he'll probably know sooner than later.

    Sometimes, when nothing good will ever come out of an outcome, you can always go out with a bang, right?
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    “Oh, fuck.” George hears, as he tugs at the cloth around his eyes, trying to see who the heck is panicking in front of him, who just stole his crown. “Fuck, fuck, dammit. Please tell me you’re not the king. This room is just dark or something.”

    The sound of a banging fist against the door makes them both flinch.

    “Open this door right now, under the authority of the king!” He can hear Dream yell, and goddamit, this stupid blindfold just won’t come off-

    Sapnap tugs it off his head, huffing as he paces through the room, looking at George as if it’s his fault they’re here right now.

    “Just kick it down!” George yells, narrowing his eyes at Sapnap.

    “Do not!” Sapnap rebuttals, although there’s another bang against the wood, and George already knows Dream’s kicked it out of spite.

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    Thief!Sapnap, Knight!Dream, King!George

    I have a COLD, and I’m out of it, because of medicine. Will I remember writing this? Probably not. Will I regret writing this? MAYBE SO

    This never happened. (Yes it did)

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    by reading the tags, what do you think this oneshot is about?

     

    no its not about smut you weird fu--
    just me handing sapnap angst on a silver spoon, thank me later.
    And Dream angst.
    And George--
    Fuck it, I'm handing you DT and Dream SMP angst on a silver spoon.

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    (I can't summarize for shit, or write for that matter. Please bear with me.)

    As a foreign student from the United States, (Y/N) doesn't always act as one is expected in Japanese culture.
    She tries, though maybe a little too hard sometimes.

    However, that isn't the only thing that brings attention to her. Her gray-scale skin and weird, physically impossible hair and eyes make her stick out like a sore thumb.

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    Who would want a useless quirkless DEKU ? No one right? Well that's where you’re wrong. Someone did want me and that someone just happened to be a rat/bear/thing who had one of the highest IQs in the world, and ran the number one hero school, yuuei. Someone wanted me, Izuku Midoriya, and that someone was Nedzu. 

    Or, when Izuku was abandoned by both his mother and father, but was then found by Nedzu.

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    Sometimes Ash has trouble when it comes to his dreams and reality. He can't always handle his nightmares alone.

    Fortunately, he has a certain 'dad' there for him that knows exactly how to cheer him up.

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    They wake up in a room, they don't remember much but they do know they have to get better. It might take a while, it might be difficult, it might not happen on the first try. But it's ok, they have all the time in the world to start anew.

    Why don't we celebrate this new beginning with an introduction? Hello, my name is-

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    A post-canon SDR2 fic detailing every moment from waking up until Hope Arc (and maybe more).

    !!! WARNING !!!
    This work will contain graphic depictions of medical procedures! Please take caution!

    ((It's really not as bad as the tags may suggest, I'm just trying to tag a lot of related things so the fic can be found more easily. As for the above warning I just don't want to take any risks, even if I personally believe my writing isn't good enough to trigger people))

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    Izuku hadn't gotten his quirk yet and Kacchan and his friends were picking on him. That changed one day in the forest when a skeletal hand popped out of the ground. "Dove sono?"
    Follow Mafia boss Izuku as he goes to UA, finds love, and defeats villains in style!
    (IDK man, I didn't have a good summary in mind. I upload every Thursday though, so read this anyway!)

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    no

    lmao jk this is just random shit I need to get out. questions? ask em here. I'll answer someday

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    When all of Europe decided to throw itself in a savage whirlwind of war, Heracles found himself unable to resist throwing himself in. He'd fight for all he believed in, even if it defied the straw-haired Northern man's wishes. His people would be safe from invasions, all of them. None of his children will be taken from his hands, he swore upon an image of Mary.

    But he found himself in a grand and noble estate in Austria, subservient to the owner of the estate like a slave. In the cold, hostile mansion, Heracles reunites with an old friend, and perhaps an old love.
    Heracles and Miroslav decide to escape the estate together and join their people's resistance, bent on assisting their allies onto winning a seemingly hopeless war.

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    en·am·or
    verb
    past tense: enamored; past participle: enamored

    "be filled with a feeling of love for."
    "it is not difficult to see why Osana is enamored for him."

    Ayano has felt numb, barely anything since she was a child. She would get quick flashes but nothing else. Until she entered Akademi High School. She meets Taro Yamada and falls, and falls and falls and falls. She wonders if she'll have Taro. But with the girls in his life clamoring over him. She's not so sure.

    but...

    She'd rather not be sure, down in the dark that's cold, its hands wrapped around her very being, similar to her mother's touch...

    She rather be not sure than give up.

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    Six very different high school seniors come together with one common goal: steal the answers to the SAT.

    A retelling of the movie "The Perfect Score."

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    Basically a college chatroom fic. Like that's it. There's no rhyme or reason. I was just bored and stuck with my other projects and wanted to do something easy. Updates will probably be random. Or constant. Who even knows? The only ships I really ship are H20Vanoss, Ohmtoonz and Krii7y. (And lowkey Daithi de Wildcat.) I respect all irl s/o's. No shade on them. I was just bored and this is vague.

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    One day, governments around the globe force all citizens to take a series of puzzle like tests. Few pass, barely 30 from each country. Those people are taken away, and tested again. Those that score highest are given a choice: Go and save an alien planet thousands of lightyears away, or the Earth will be destroyed.

    I had a really weird dream one day and it wouldnt leave my head so, I wrote this. I hope you like it, if not then oh well lol.

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    Sounds of rain tapping against the window pane resonated in the twin's bedroom.

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    It was more than that.

    At least, that’s what Jungkook thinks. The chances of him mistaking wedding rings for couple rings- like the kind that Jimin-hyung and Taetae-hyung have, or like the couple bracelets that Hoseokie-hyung and Yoongi-hyung have— are low.

    Like, so low.

    Because Jungkook is certain that’s what Joonie-hyung and Jin-hyung were a thousand percent wearing on their ring fingers in the vacation house the other morning.

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    a bunch of Blackhill drabbles.

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