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    After failing a supposedly easy test, Yaz is set up on a dare by Bill to go into the local sex shop and buy something. What she doesn't expect to find in there, is an overly entheusiastic blonde who is somehow rather cute.

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    Midoriya Izuku didn’t expect much from life. He knew it expected everything of him, and he was always trying to rise up and meet that challenge.
    Except for one little mutation in his genes that made all the difference.
    Except for one little change in the route home after a pretty depressing day.
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    When All Might crushes Izuku’s dreams, he crosses the path of someone who rebuilds them. Izuku’s going to be a hero... even if it won’t be exactly as planned.
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    How the tiniest wingbeat of a butterfly over the still ocean brings tsunamis to distant lands.

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    Just fics I write on twitter that MUST fit within the confines of a tweet.

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    Papyrus has never realized how afraid he is of knives... especially when someone in particular is holding one.

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    God instructed Raphael to bind the demon named Azazel, “...and cover him with darkness, and let him abide there for ever, and cover his face that he may not see light. And on the day of the great judgement he shall be cast into the fire. And heal the earth which the angels have corrupted, and proclaim the healing of the earth, that they may heal the plague...”
    That is how Crowley scored his point, in one particular round of ‘real or fake bible quote’ sometime around 2011, on a day off from their jobs with Warlock’s household: heal the earth which the angels have corrupted. He strongly disliked to bring the matter up, but he suspected it would work, and Aziraphale was not nearly drunk enough yet for his own good.
    Aziraphale could have sworn that the line read ‘which the Fallen angels have corrupted.’ He got out Enoch’s first draft of his book and everything.
    “Well, the Fallen bit was implied, all the Watchers were Fallen and it clearly referred to the Watchers, because what the devil would She have meant by it otherwise?” the angel had finally asked, frustrated.
    “Implied? Angel, you made this game. Drink.”

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    Over 10 billion Years Ago. A great evil arose and only the Avatar Master Of All Four Elements could save the world. But when we needed her most. She failed us. Now the world has been reborn and for billions of years man has fought each other. Highborn benders and non-benders now battle for the Iron Throne. My Master used to tell me tales about the Avatar, master of all four elements. A mighty being with a knights heart. These were no more than stories until I befriended a young highborn girl named Arya Stark and though she doesn’t know much. I think she can save the world.

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    When Crowley comes home to find Aziraphale reading in his Throne, the demon can't help the sharp spike of desire that pools in his stomach at the sight. Taking matters into his own hands, Crowley shows his submissive just who's actually in-charge around there.

    (It's Aziraphale, of course. It's always Aziraphale, but Crowley has enough of an imagination for the both of them ten times over.)

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    Iruka's in the hospital and Kakashi is getting the blame. (Random Humor)

    (Originally posted on Fanfiction.net)

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    ISW is a Mega Crossover Fanfic/Original Fic hybrid in dialogue format written as a lighthearted comedy. The series' backstory goes like this: The OCs of the Original Fic, gods of the world they created (called 'Administrators'), were bored one day and decided to have their world undergo crossovers from other fictional worlds to create the ultimate crossover world and make the whole world more interesting. This was fun for a while, until there were too many crossovers and time paradoxes and such that everything went crazy and the universe blew up.

    In examining the consequences of their actions the Admins realized it caused a lot of canon divergence, destroyed a lot of other fictions entirely, and ruined a lot of main characters' lives. Thus the Admins attempt to restore the fictions they messed up back to their original canon and formed an organization called the "Administrators' Alliance" with the aim to do so.

    But where are all these new characters suddenly coming from? In Project 8, crossovers have recently started to appear everywhere all over again. Also unbeknownst to AA, villains from the affected crossovers have begun to cooperate, forming an eminent organization that's building power behind the scenes...

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    "You can't tell me Young Lion was enough of an idiot to agree," Yamamoto says.

    Reborn snorts. "When the Ninth asks, you answer."

    There's a moment of silence between them, as well as an unspoken, "Or else." The assassin-on-vacation – because there is no such thing as "retirement" in the mafia – sighs. "I am not his guardian; I don't speak for him."

    It's the best that he's going to get right now and Reborn knows this. He tilts the rim of his fedora to the man anyway, in a mirror image of what he'd given the brat's actual blood parent. "For starters, that's enough. Ciaossu."

    ― Chapter 6: 01. derailed plans left careening in our wake

    Reincarnation is not always a blessing. A butterfly beats its wings, and a hurricane forms halfway around the world.

    (Or, What would happen if Sawada Tsunayoshi had an older sibling figure to look up to and be tutored by years before a certain Sun Arcobaleno showed up in Namimori?)

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    Back when M was an agent, she met a man who would change her life.

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    For the sake of information and revenge, a young omega is tortured in Handsome Jack's interrogation room. There is nothing unusual to that, and the CEO doesn't expect to hear of the young man ever again after deeming him innocent. However, said omega finds his ways into the alpha's life over and over again, until he grows feelings for him. But Jack is a monster, and Rhys is broken.

    Rhys was tortured and hurt in ways no omega should ever experience. Will he be able to trust again?

    Jack only knows how to hurt what he loves. How can he be with someone so fragile?

    (Attention: This work is a little dark and packed with triggers. I will CW every chapter accordingly. ETA: This work is sad, bad things keep happening, not enough light moments, and the happy ending is debatable. Be ready for a roller-coaster.)

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    (207) 836-6275: sup losers

    (207) 621-4059: who the fuck are you??

    (207) 836-6275: your mom’s boyfriend

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    Noun. iactūra f (genitive iactūrae); first declension. a throwing away. throwing overboard, jettison quotations; (figuratively) sacrifice.

    That night in the cave, a man was supposed to have been pushed off by his possessed best friend and potential love interest and land in front of his other love, whose memories would be erased of him to save her from the trauma of seeing him die. That man was also supposed to come back a vengeful wraith, determined to get revenge on the friend who he thought betrayed him, the one who lost his arm to a kitsune disguised as a dog.

    But that didn’t happen.

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    The world has crushed his soul out, if he had one to begin with

    He wasn't worth one, it said.

    His denial lasted all but a pause and whimper.

    He was numb.

    So decided to walk into fire.


    If told you are a monster every day, why wouldn't you become one?

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    He stared at the other, surprised at his state. What was wrong with him? Why was he acting like this? How had he changed in such a short time?
    "What....what did you say?"
    The other hissed at him. "I asked, who are you?"
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    (Lou is my favourite character in uglydolls, please don't judge. Random idea that came to my a couple of days. Updates around 1-2 weeks. Hope you all enjoy this.)

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    "We were all brought here for a reason. We were all brought together for a reason. We're going to have to work together if we want even the slightest chance of succeeding. Are we together?"
    "We're together."
    "Good. Let's fix this shit and go home."
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    Dragon Breaks are highly disputed events that dot the history of Tamriel, and are largely unknown to the general populace. They occur during a powerful fracture of time, unraveling the linear construct and creating countless different offshoot timelines throughout the world. When the dust settles and Ulfric has been defeated, Miraak vanishes without a trace and the stars begin to disappear from the sky. Without knowing it, the two Dragonborns have set in motion a Dragon Break of their own making...or at least, mostly of their own making. With the help of some unlikely allies, Tharya and Miraak set out once more to set the records straight and save Tamriel from itself before it is lost to the sands of Time.

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    That night, 1984

    Steve sits at the kitchen table, a pack of frozen carrots wrapped in a tea towel against his swollen purple face. "I'm fine," he says. It’s over. They fought the monsters, and they won. Now he can rest.

    Except in real life, the credits don't roll, and they don't get to skip ahead to Christmas.

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    Toni Stark never - not even once - had a soulmark appear. Not one she can remember, at any rate. But when one finally appears, and the date of her rendezvous seems impossible to meet, does she decide to move on with her life, and forget the words written upon her skin?

    Of course not. She's Toni fucking Stark. Making the impossible possible is practically her family motto.

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    When Bakugou and Midoriya run into the villain Sensei told them to avoid at all costs, they are forced to walk in each other's shoes for a week. When they find out what each other’s lives are really like behind all the curtains, what will happen? Will a new friendship blossom? Perhaps something more? Or will their rivalry just strengthen with new material for bullying?

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