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    Teagan "Alex" Hawthorne is tall, charming, beautiful, kindhearted to a fault, and dumb as a sack of rocks.

    Maximillian DeSoto should not find all that so attractive.

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    Who-a, who-a, who-a, welcome to Halycon!

    Neena has survived being de-frosted by none other than the known fugitive scientist Phineas Welles. They have also survived numerous fights and done countless odd jobs, all to make good on a life that was supposed to be waiting for the ill-reputed drifter turned Captain of a now-deceased bounty hunter's ship. And as time goes on, the once legendary chemically abusing, freakoid Casanova goes further away from their last sexual encounter, decades in their past and well out of their usual element.

    If they think for a moment that things'll ever get any easier, Neena gets a wake up call when their ship's once bad joke of a spiritual adviser completely upturns not just what Neena believed about their libido but also their aromantic tendencies when an attempt at helping a newfound and unlikely friend backfires.

    For once Neena has nowhere to run. And what's worse; they're not sure if getting away from the pesky man who leaves them all twisted and confused is what they really want any more.

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    "Lenora. You— you can call me Lenora," she stammered. His eyebrows raised again and, as they always did, settled, this time into a satisfied smile.

    "If you're certain."

    "Yes. Good night, Max."

    "A good night to you as well, Lenora."

    She walked to her quarters feeling lighter than she had in days— weeks, years— maybe before she even left Earth. That Vicar sure is something, she thought, falling into a dreamless sleep, her name on his lips swimming through her mind.

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    He introduces himself as Captain Hawthorne but Max knows a liar when he sees one.

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    Everyone on this ship is dumb, thirsty, and masochistic with overlapping skill sets in between. 'Cept Parv, who is just straight-up competent, and who we love and cherish.

    We're doing all the classic fic tropes in here, lads: pining, longing, sex pollen; why love triangle when you could polyship?

    Fem!cap is Alex Hawthorne in this one—ADA asked her to say she was, and she doesn't really recall what it was before.
    Eventual Max/Felix/Alex because I said so.

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    Max would play their game, would let them re-educate him, but he’d carry the truth within him like a bitter ember. He knew to be more careful now, not to trust those whose minds were too small to comprehend his ideas. And when his chance appeared, he would seize it. Understanding, enlightenment, his name underlined in the Plan. Peace.

    Pride in a job well done was axiomatic; it was the reward from the Architect for fulfilling your purpose. So if Pearl had fulfilled her purpose, then how come it felt so fucking awful.

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    Cpt. Media Goodfellow finds themself at a loss, mentally and emotionally adrift, and completely and utterly fucked. What they’re saying is, they’d take crash landing on an alien planet and subsequently becoming an outlaw and a murderer-by-proxy at the same time over what they’re facing down right now a thousand to one.

    Parvati and the Captain have an emotional heart-to-heart, and Max is (reluctantly) there to support them and to (enthusiastically) drink.

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    Edgewater was difficult, and that wasn’t even considering the fact that Vivian Reynolds, (no, it was Vivian A. Hawthorne now) had just woken up from an unexpected 70 year cryo nap and had been unceremoniously dumped upon an unfamiliar planet with an unfamiliar culture. And that wasn’t even considering that Vivian A. Hawthorne, as a middle-aged research biologist, was in no way equipped to deal with, what could you even call it? A spat between mistreated employees and their shit company? A life or death peacekeeping mission with no perfect solution? Deciding between two societies which should succeed and fail? She still didn’t quite know what to call it, but her first twelve hours awake were less than ideal.

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    Max and Felix started passing time together in various corners of the Unreliable when Felix was the only one who felt adrift in the sky. This is set the night that our lovable squad insufflates a monster pile of incense in a hermit's backroom on Scylla so Max can have a crisis of faith in front of people he barely knows.

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    You can fucking read French.

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    6/?
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    Captain Hawthorne leads the revolution. The Bishop is looking to end it. Neither will stop until they've won... or lost.

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    Sometimes, your local vicar needs a good yelling-at.

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    For her actions, Captain Hawthorne has been sentenced to death and awaits her execution in Tartarus. The Bishop visits her to administer her last rites.

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    It's a puzzle that Max has turned over in his hands many times, and every time he thinks he's completed a side of the box, a mismatched piece laughs up at him from the incomplete face. Media has the uncanny ability to wear their heart on their sleeve, yet keep everyone at a distance... with one exception.

    Max indulges in his favourite morning pastime, Media tries to push their boundaries, and Felix does what he does best; being himself.

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    Max is a dumbass who thinks he's smooth.
    The Captain is a dumbass who thinks Max is smooth.
    Felix is a dumbass who thinks his parents should probably just get married already.
    A little bit of saving Halcyon is involved.

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    Vicar Maximilian DeSoto blind-sights Captain Alex Hawthorne with an egregious lie and she's not happy about it.

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    "Captain should I request the assistance of one or more of the crew? You've been mumbling to yourself for nearly an hour now while over feasting on purpleberry brunch. It seems like what you humans would describe as a 'cry for help'."

    Francis quickly finished the piece of purpleberry crunch in her mouth. She stared at the array of empty wrappers littering her bed and begin making attempts to clear them.

    "ADA this is not a cry for help," Francis said firmly.

    "I must disagree, Captain."

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    SPOILERS FOR THE EMPTY MAN QUESTLINE

    Max and the Captain get enlightened together

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    For attempting to assassinate the Chairman, Felix Millstone awaits execution in Tartarus, the only thing sparing his life is if Captain Hawthorne plays along with the Board. What the Bishop and the Board forgets... is Hawthorne plays by her own rules.

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    3/3
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    43
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    The Captain and the Unreliable crew gets invited to a New Year's celebration from the one and only Chairman Rockwell. Seizing this opportunity to do some reconnaissance, the Captain and the crew attend the party. However, Max despises this decision and is dragged along, only to discover Hawthorne's guilty pleasure for blackjack.

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    3,679
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    225

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