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    More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.

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    In a time plagued by the division of a Kingdom, small villages are always the first and most brutal battle grounds. During the raid of her own village, is Aradia Megido in the midst of a decision that will change the course of her life. The once farm girl and Shepard- turned courtesan -is now at the mercy of the foreign world of the elite. Conquering the complicated and, sometimes, peculiar ways of nobility is one thing. Conquering the mysteries of her Lord and new employer are a bit more confusing.
    Equius Zahhak is a warlord, fabled in his country to be more beast than man and feared by any commoner bold enough to lay their eyes on him. However, it seems he has found a weakness within himself, one he can't help but indulge. A beautiful farm girl who's life became entwined with his due to his own impulsiveness. Not only must he quell the ongoing rebellion within the borders of his kingdom, but now he must face the battle field of human emotion and connection.

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    Inspired by medievalstuck by my friend the frog and fantasystuck by egosweetheart. :3

    The war between Prospit and Derse had ended and a treaty signed to prevent further destruction of the two kingdoms.
    The ruling royals of Derse have been dethroned and Amporas have taken over.
    Your name is Dirk Eloise Strider and you've just witnessed a coup from the Amporas and have been forced to flee.
    Your name is David Elizabeth Strider II and you've just escape your execution.
    Your name is Rosette Thea Lalonde and you just gotten news of the coup in your home kingdom.
    Your name is Cronus Ampora and you're escorting a mysterious seer/representative of Prospit to Derse.

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    The Condesce managed to escape from Lord English's plans, freeing herself into the depths of space. Unwilling to give up her desire for control, she uses ectobiology to kickstart a plan to revive her race. It all starts with a trio of trolls sent into the depths of an unknown planet lacking in oxygen...

    Reivax, Wheiss, and Miserk are three young trolls with no memory of how they got in this rocky box. The gate behind them does not work and there is a box full of food. All they can do is dig, so they dig. What they are looking for, they do not know, but they must learn to do it together and quickly. Their oxygen is running out...

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    Rose Lalonde is a seer of high renown. Helping Guide her kingdom and its people into an age of healthy crops and little to no outside violence. So, her King tends to respect her wishes. even when she says she wants to face the great and mysterious evil that has somehow managed to completely overtake their Neighboring kingdom overnight.
    Harsh trials, vindictive rulers, misunderstood tyrants, and a possible war... Can Rose face them all and come out victorious?

    (this is a fun project that should update every once in a while, enjoy lovlies!)

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    A President and a comedian-turned-Rebellion-leader walk into a bar. Well, not a bar, but it's the President's office. And the President is the only one doing any walking in. It's unclear what the Rebellion leader is actually doing there or how he got in, but if this is a specific joke, there better be one hell of a punchline.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020, updates on Sundays.

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    (Formerly titled Eclipse Recoiling.)

     
    You can't hide from your own horrifically bad timing. Maybe you sort of knew that this was going to happen eventually, but the 'when' part of the whole shitstorm couldn't have come at a worse time.

    You are about to be involved in a war. An actual ‘sucks that I might not see my late thirties’ kind of war.

    And you chose now to fall in love with a colossal fucking jerk.

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    John Egbert wakes up in a strange school, his last memory was walking into Sburb Academy. As he meets the other people trapped with them, he learns the dark secret of this school. What will he do to survive the game's he is being put through?
    In a mirror situation, Roxy Lalonde wakes up in a similar situation. She's also participating in these games, but what the neither of them know? Is that they're cousin is in the same game, and they're fates are tied.
    You have the feeling it's going to be a long year.
    (REWRITE OF THE ORIGINAL WHICH SUCKED ASS)

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    Psiioniic and Disciple meet up in the dream bubbles.

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    The end of the world is bad enough on its own. But when you've been barely treading water for as long as you can remember, when your whole ass life has seemed to take place through a pane of frosted glass, when you've just fucked up the only damn thing that ever seemed good or real in your entire existence, then... well. End of the world might just make a guy think it's time to take a plunge and let oblivion do its worst. Gotta be better than this, right?

    Unless the most unexpected person imaginable catches you before you hit the ground.

    Hi, I'm Dave and this is the story of how I found hope in the wilderness because a cosmic semisentience took pity on me or I guess had plans for me or something. Unclear at this point. anyway here's wonderwall.

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    in an alternate universe where canon is treated like a piece of discarded garbage, the hiveswap trolls meet some newcomers that seem...strangely familiar.

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    11/?
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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    Reupload from FF.net of an "infamous" fic I wrote when I was in middle school. Original Description: "This stories about Tavros and Faerie; two trolls whom are madly in love. Along the way they enocunter alot of enemeys whom want to stop them since because there to nice to be trolls. This includes the evil Solex, the manuplative Friska and the sassy gay Erdoon. They also make friends with trolls like the elegantly debonair Koibito Minano and more. PLEASE RR the whole story! Thanks"

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    Broadway, off-broadway and fan songs Homestuck lyrics

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    u conchious, buoy?

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    A Japanese academy teacher teams up with Sunset Shimmer to stop an alien invasion of Earth. All art by Reiduran!

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    || O B E Y || --E || SUBMIT ||

    Each detail of him is like a movie playing in your head too fast. You keep pausing it, trying to see why it's so familiar. But it just keeps going.

    R E JECTED REJEC TED RE JECTE D

    He is the memories you can't remember, the burning inside your head that screams at something locked. Something is wrong inside of both of you.

    ERROR! ERROR! ERR---

    He's the fire, you're the match.

    You'll watch her motherfucking kingdom burn for this.

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    After a ship wreck, Dave Strider washes up on the shore of a small island. He is surprised to find that a man his age is living on the remote little island. Dave suffers from grave injuries and is taken care of by the island's only inhabitant.

    The wind undertook a human form and name long ago, now going by John Egbert, the wind has distance himself from humanity and finds solace on a secluded island, that is until a injured human washes up on his home's shore.

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    Marvus, as he was and as he wasn’t.

    (This was written thinking about the prompts "Bloodswap," "Lusus," and "Hobbies," for Marvus Week 2021 on Tumblr.)

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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    17/?
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