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The Handmaid will enlist the Condesce, extending the same bargain once offered to her. It will be the sort involving neither negotiation nor the possibility of refusal, expressed in terms plainly understood by the psychotically genocidal. The Condesce will serve as her new master's witch, carrying out—
I am very sorry, was I not clear? I said "the sort involving neither negotiation nor the possibility of refusal." It is quite impossible for the Condesce to say,
MEENAH: oh no beach youre not lurin me in that easy
(Or: the Condesce avoids the whole plot of Homestuck simply by not playing along with Lord English’s plan. Even if it requires abdicating the throne and kidnapping her descendant.)
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Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos
Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia
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The old... had their problems.
The new... has even more.
How they solve them are extremely different. yet..
the same.
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"Father.. you've kept me and Karkat homeschooled since we could talk, why send us now?""Well Kankri.. I want you to finish your highschool last year of high school in actual school, experience things like the prom, school drama, lovers and-"
"wait, wait what does him needing to be a social butterfly have to do with me?"
"Karkat, you also need become a social butterfly."
"HUH!?"
.........hey Homestucks :3
so hi
okay so for the most part it will follow the Vantas. >:]
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The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.Series
- Part 1 of you and me, we got our own sense of time
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Book One:
Ultimate Hal is on a trek across space and time to defeat the renowned Lord English, deciding to go in John's stead after the timeline splitting decision. What Hal didn't anticipate was his complete and utter powerlessness, his underestimation of the Lord of Time. Now, he was trapped, locked in a cage and treated like an animal with no way to escape.
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Of Blood, Rust and Royalty by Strigentine
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap, FriendSim - Fandom
19 Jan 2021
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It's all gotta end sometime.
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In which we completely ignore the fourth wall to answer your pressing questions about the fanfiction Miracle Child.
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A ticking, clicking, sound comes from the distance. Meulin snaps her head up, wide eyes dancing to and fro as she tries to find the source. She sees nothing. A glance at Cat Mum shows that her lusus hasn’t noticed anything amiss. Meulin looks up once more.
That’s when she sees her.
Or: The five times Handmaid finds Disciple, and the one Disciple finds her.
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- Part 19 of Randomly Generated Ships: Rare-pairs Galore
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They came to this isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society operating on antiquated rules, and in the middle of an awkward political standoff with their violent alien neighbors.
In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, an arranged marriage is proposed. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their position.
But in politics, as well as life in general, few things are as they first appear. It quickly becomes apparent that both sides might’ve gotten more than they bargained for in the exchange, leaving a variously traumatized bunch of young soldiers and a mismatched group of would-be troll rebels with the task of settling their interpersonal issues and learning to work together. There is far more at stake than just their lives.[Space opera fic with arranged marriage elements, updates at least once every month. 3 guesses on which is the slow burn couple, no price.]
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Five youths learn of their destiny: to climb a mountainous tower fraught with peril, with the promise of unimaginable reward at its summit. But they will meet opposition from all sides, including from within…
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One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?
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- Part 1 of Ophelia
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They fuck you up, your mom and dad.
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Oh, look, another ficlet collection.
Some of these are smut with character study, some are just character study, and some are just smut. Most range from 300-500 words, and they hover around an M rating, with a few exceptions.
Index page with links in the first chapter.
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The Handmaid claims her final reward.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 841
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 36
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Of Free Will and False Agency by DoodleFlare
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap, FriendSim - Fandom
26 Oct 2020
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MSPA Reader is now living (against their will) with Doc Scratch. The first day after finishing the blasted webcomic he insisted they read, a change in routine abruptly kickstarts the day.
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- Part 1 of Of Wit and Wander
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Sequel to: When Music Saved Lives
The time has come, the unknown man has revealed himself completely to John.
Link to When Music Saved Lives:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6582850/chapters/15060934
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- Part 15 of OTP
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BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.
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- Part 2 of Dream Catchers
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In which Bro has an existential crisis, the Grand Highblood is in the middle of having a Crisis of Faith and the Demoness is going to cut the next bitch who calls her “Handmaid.”
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En los días por venir (El remix de «Kill Your Heroes») by translatorPassion (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Oct 2020
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En toda la historia de Alternia hay un puñado que celebran tu llegada: rebeldes y tontos y soñadores desesperados, los condenados y los malditos. Hermosos, todos ellos, en su locura, en la forma en que sus sonrisas iluminan la oscuridad.
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- Español
- Words:
- 3,682
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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The Empress of the Alternian Empire has extended an invitation to Earth, and humanity is going to answer it. You, a former space captain and current freelance photographer, have somehow been persuaded to come along on a journey to Alternia with "Earth's finest". The rest of your crew is going to deal with the peace talks and negotiations by themselves; you are very tired of being in the spotlight, and the last time you were in charge ended in catastrophe. As the crew's photographer, your job is supposed to be documentation from the sidelines. That's it.
The only problem is that dark and mysterious forces in the Furthest Ring are messing with your life. Trouble in the form of annoying trolls won't leave you alone. A fiery temper and an ingrained sense of curiosity isn't helping your case, either.
[Rewrite of Foreign Dignitaries]
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- Part 1 of HS Space Ambassador AU