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    Deolziel was once a reputable Guardian Angel, respected and honoured. Fired from her duty for more than a century, she thought she'll never be appointed to protect and guide any soul ever again. Until one day, there's a quiet little messy bookshop in London Soho and there's a shiny Bentley parked in front of it. A couple of wine bottles and a few feathers to shed.

    Deolziel was put back on Guardian duty and it's not as easy as dealing with humans.

    Two angels, one demon, a dark past, many wine bottles, and a baby rubber plant who usually shakes in fear.

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    Part 2 of the Blackbird series, Moment to be Free is an exploration of Crowley and Aziraphale’s history set in flashback memories triggered by events taking place post non-pocalypse. As they attempt to find new meaning in their Forced Retirement and evolving relationship, they inadvertently discover forgotten memories through Aziraphale’s new talents with human Magic and his attempts at mastering is own Light.

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    克鲁利脸上缓缓浮现的那抹坏笑实在是太过心照不宣,似乎在暗示些什么天使还不甚理解的事情。那抹笑让他心慌意乱……是牡蛎。一定是因为牡蛎。
    (或,“亚茨拉斐尔和克鲁利的幕后关系编年史,含有大量的焦虑不安,但更多的是淫秽色情)。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    READ THE TAGS they are there for a reason and note recurrent themes not one-time issues(and don't come here just to be rude)

    Life has calmed down after the not-pocalypse. Demon and Angel are settling into a quiet life above the bookshop and enjoying having no responsibilities outside it.

    Like all good things that calm does not last for long. A child appears, wet and terrified on their doorstep, in desperate need of somewhere to go. Naturally said child is taken in. Crowley has never left children out in the rain and doesn't intend to start now.

    As it turns out, caring for an abused child with complex medical and phycological issues is not quite as easy as nannying, tutoring, or gardening.

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    After the Great Plan was prevented and everything is said and done, Gabriel meets Crowley again and realises, that there is more to him than he had thought.

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.

     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) uses Holy Water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and the angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... and, now Shadwell is here, trying to exorcise him...

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the scene with Ligur's death to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the unholy water plan & the ‘successful’ angel exorcism

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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell)'s original plans are ruined, they hit a woman (or; she hit them), and now Crowley is in possession of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they figure out where the Antichrist lives.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    The demon Azira(fell) must deliver the Antichrist, and the angel Crowley, is unsure of what to do.

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (Up until they decided to raise Warlock.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; about 11 years

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    Angel Crowley and Demon Azira(fell) meet each other through different periods of time; Noah's Ark, Jesus' Crucifixion, Rome, Kingdom of Wessex, and when Shakespeare created A Midsummer Night's Dream. And, so what if they fall a bit in love down the line, and nearly kiss, and agree to The Agreement?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; noah's not ark, the un-crucifixion, the not-oyster, the none-knight, & the un-shakespearean

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    Meet Archangel Crowley, Guardian of Eden, and he has just met the Gluttony Demon Azira, Goat of Eden. Did he do the bad thing, and the demon do the good thing?

     

    Episode 1, Season 1: In The Beginning.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Crowley felt gentle fingers run over wings, carefully preening his already meticulous down feathers before carding tenderly through his primaries. Azriphale hummed tunelessly behind him, offering comfort as Crowley continued to shudder and twitch uncontrollably.

    “What are we going to do?” he whispered, unable to disguise the overwhelming dread threatening to shatter his carefully constructed self-control.

    “Hush love,” his angel whispered, pressing a light kiss against the back of his neck. “I have you.”

    “He’s looking for me,” Crowley whispered, unable to keep the horror from his voice despite how dearly he wished to spare Azriphale. “I can’t hide from him forever. No one can.”

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    "Then, basically, I made you sin."

    "Yes, in theory."

    "And you..." the demon took back the papers, reading them carefully. "You 'saved my damned soul from the clutches of darkness'?"

    "Yes... in theory."

    Or, Aziraphale and Crowley finally get married, for which, in theory, a demon has damned an angel's soul, and an angel has saved a demon's soul.
    They both must be promoted, and Heaven and Hell are not happy about it at all.

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    Sequel to "Instructions Not Included".

    Two months after that whole business with Raphael's staff, Aziraphale and Crowley are about to be dragged back into the politics of Heaven and Hell whether they like it or not. An old enemy resurfaces to cause problems on purpose, they're hired to investigate a highly unusual missing persons case, and Crowley has a very bad day at the office.

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale run a supernatural detective agency. Shenanigans ensue. Slowburn continues. Apparently, there is plot. I have some thoughts about Heaven, Hell, and humanism. There will be stupid jokes and a healthy sprinkling of angst.

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    What if… the Thirteenth Doctor was the God of Good Omens?

    (waits)

    I mean. How could I not write it?

    Also there are not enough fics that take God’s POV and motivations into account. Especially when God is as daft as a brush.

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