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    Satan manages to realize the exchange of babies so tired of the ineptitude of his subordinates, he decides to take care of raising his son himself.
    But Aziraphale and Crowley, determined to stop the end of the world, join him in this risky odyssey called fatherhood.
    What could go wrong if 3 idiots raise the antichrist, destined to end the world? Nothing, right?

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    Satanás logra darse cuenta del intercambio de bebés así que cansado de la ineptitud de sus subordinados, decide hacerse cargo él mismo de la crianza de su hijo.
    Pero Aziraphale y Crowley, decididos a detener el fin del mundo se le unen en esta arriesgada odisea llamada paternidad.
    ¿Que podría salir mal si 3 idiotas crían al anticristo, destinado a acabar con el mundo? Nada, ¿Verdad?

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    Heaven won.

    On paper that sounds like a good thing in reality not so much though.

    But one side begins to remember.

    Let's just say that the angels want back what they think is theirs.

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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

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    Twenty years have passed since the relationship between the Lord of Hell Beelzebub and the Archangel Gabriel was discovered. Gabriel has been demoted to a mere Messenger of God on Earth, and Beelzebub has been tasked by Lucifer himself to make him Fall and join the ranks of Hell. Holy wars abound in the wake of the failed Armageddon, keeping Heaven and Hell busy as Beelzebub slowly corrupts Gabriel, against their own will. Is there any way they can save their angel from Falling?

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    Anathema Device is a matchmaker and the proud owner of the Ineffable love agency. Since she started her business five years ago, she had only successes. All the couples she put together are perfect for each other. Her 100% rate success made her famous. Nobody knows how she does it. Some are saying she is a witch.

    Aziraphale Fell is a fussy bookshop owner who hadn't found true love. He is romantic, well that's what he wrote on his questionnaire for Miss Device. He likes classical music, theater, long walks in the parc, tartan and, of course, books.

    Anthony J. Crowley owns a nightclub. He thinks true love doesn't exist and doesn't believe that Anathema, his best friend, has any power and frankly, why is he answering this fucking questionnaire ? He likes Queen, cars (his Bentley), black clothes and, of course, plants.

    Anathema Device's next success will be Aziraphale and Anthony. Unless.

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    Nanny Ashtoreth takes Warlock ice skating and a suitor appears that seems familiar, at least to Nanny.

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    "Where exactly am I?”

    “Hell.”

    “Am I … dead?”

    “‘fraid so,” says Crowley and finds to his surprise he means it. 

    An amnesiac with a Heavenly aura ends up in Hell, and Crowley is fascinated.

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    A story of two supernatural entities and their affairs... Gonna be a longer series so stay tuned for next chapters.
    WARNING: gonna be soft!
    Each chapter's gonna have theme song which it was inspired with.
    And It may contain fanarts at some point.

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    What do the apocalypse-that-wasn't, Heaven, and Hell have in common?

    If you'd ask me, I'd say nothing. And you'd be right. Because Hell doesn't have aziraphale and Crowley isn't pleased. To Azira, he'd say they have all had Crowley. (Which wouldn't be a lie).

    This is a simple story, with not very simple words to explain the Ineffable plan after the apocalypse.

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    Went nuts baking and decorating, inspired by a lovely fic by megzseattle, "I Will Follow You Into The Dark," part of The Serpent and the Seagull series

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    God ships it. Now, if only a certain angel and demon would get the message...

     

    I'm terrible at summaries (and titles), but what can you do?

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    Harry Potter is the antichrist. The hell hound has been named. What happens next?

    OR

    Sequel/extension of my fic A Boy and His Dog, because enough people liked it and I got inspiration rewatching the show.

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    The Ineffable Plan is a lot more effable than you'd think - it's just no one can know, otherwise it wouldn't work.

    When God gave birth to the universe, it was as much like a bang as it was giving birth - that is, the beginning started out more like a tube of toothpaste being slammed with a sledgehammer and then smeared all over creation. All of it is to answer the age-old question (the oldest one there is), do opposites attract?

    And here is a demon, and his best friend, an angel, and God is here with a metaphorical pencil to watch it all go down.

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    The slow smirk that Crowley had given Aziraphale was entirely too knowing and seemed to imply something that the angel didn’t understand. The sight of it had made his stomach feel very strange and fluttery.... He blamed his embarrassment for the weird fluttering sensation. And the oysters. Definitely the oysters.

    (Alternative title: 'A Chronological Record of Crowley and Aziraphale's Relationship Behind the Scenes, Including Lots of Angst and Smut')

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    The bus ride back to London was utterly silent. But only for the first seven minutes. Crowley and Aziraphale have quite a lot to tipsily catch up on by the time they get to Mayfair.

    "Do you think I'm unaccustomed to you being **wrong,** angel?" grinned Crowley broadly. "I mean you have this whole dance you do, I know the steps by heart."

    Aziraphale frowned, jerked abruptly out of his wallow. "Pardon."

    "First you act horrified," Crowley explained as if it were the water cycle, "then there's the bit where you justify and explain things sanctimoniously. After that you disavow me and pretend we don't know each other. Then evidence mounts 'til you snap, and finally you turn up again and act like you agreed with me all along. Wossat, five parts? The five stages of Aziraphale Coming Round."

    Aziraphale blanched, feeling a little too Seen. It had been shaping up to be such a nice apology too.
    ..................

    "Oh, I didn't burn up," Aziraphale corrected breezily.

    "Then how the everlasting fuck were you discorporated!?"

    "Oh! Oh, I was -- hm. I suppose -- I was --" the angel was seized by uncontrollable laughing fits as it hit him. "Exorcised."

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    What do you get when you cross a rebellious angel with a rogue demon?
    This, apparently.

    (Or: God decides to bestow a “blessing” upon the ineffable husbands... It turns out to be a bit of a handful.)

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    Archangel Michael was a warrior, strong-minded and strong-willed, his sword in hand as he swung through the demons with grace, beheading one or two along the way and pushing those off the edge of Heaven that dared to speak up against Her law. He watched them fall one by one, before he turned his back to the traitors and returned to his mother, kneeling down before her.
    It wasn't his nature that made him a killer, for he was loving and caring to those that were dear to him, but his decision to stay by his mother's side was stronger than his wish to stay with those he had formerly called 'friends'.
    And so he remained, and so he was bound to Heaven, as the humans' strongest guardian, aiding those who called for his assistance - day in, day out.

    More than 6000 years later, his mother called out to him and made him an offer. "You want me to choose a body?" - "I want you to choose what mortal form you want, once you go down to Earth." His warm blue eyes looked for ideas, found none. "Ah, nevermind, I'll look into your heart then." Before he could mutter any protest, God's choice had been made. What she found was a memory - and what he became was the woman we all came to see...

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    Gabriel says "Crowley and the rest were cast out", so I thought, why Crowley first and foremost? So here we go, my Torah fanfiction, Lord forgive me.

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    Crowley felt gentle fingers run over wings, carefully preening his already meticulous down feathers before carding tenderly through his primaries. Azriphale hummed tunelessly behind him, offering comfort as Crowley continued to shudder and twitch uncontrollably.

    “What are we going to do?” he whispered, unable to disguise the overwhelming dread threatening to shatter his carefully constructed self-control.

    “Hush love,” his angel whispered, pressing a light kiss against the back of his neck. “I have you.”

    “He’s looking for me,” Crowley whispered, unable to keep the horror from his voice despite how dearly he wished to spare Azriphale. “I can’t hide from him forever. No one can.”

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