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    After season two ended, Aziraphale refused heavens offer and began the wonderous retirement with his wily demon. Embarking on a journey of adopting a child.

    Gigantic thank you to Ckocek for being my beta.

    There is so much fluff I promise you won't be disappointed. But wait and see how things turn out for these ineffable idiots.

    Updates on Mondays

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    I don't really know what to write here, except for the fact that it's a short-story with Female Crowley and Female Aziraphale in Eden.

    I hope you enjoy it :D <3

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    In a world where the celestial bureaucracy of Heaven and Hell has grown even more rigid and dogmatic, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves increasingly at odds with their respective realms. The story begins with a new decree from both sides: a final operation to cleanse Earth of its supposed impurities, aiming to reset the balance and enforce a strict separation between the celestial and the earthly. This operation threatens not just humanity but the very essence of Crowley and Aziraphale's unique bond.

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    "It's never enough fo me, because I always want more of you."

    Together they managed to thwart heaven and hell's attempt to initiate Armageddon, and avoided the exemplary punishment they planned to impose on them. Now, Aziraphale and Crowley face a new daily life that no longer has the distractions that work gave them.

    This fills them with joy... and uncertainty about all the possibilities that this can bring them. To begin with, they no longer have to take care of appearances.


    Inspired by the song "Nunca es suficiente", according to the version sung by Natalia Lafourcade.

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    Burying his face in Aziraphale’s hair (it had the sweetest scent, vaguely of vanilla and fresh linen), Crowley purred, “Depends. What do you want from me?”

    The angel thought for a second and then an answer came to him, “Teach me to say something in the language of Hell,” he said.

    Confused, amused, and curious, Crowley asked, “Now why would you want that?”

    ***

    Crowley has gone missing. It's been days since Aziraphale has seen him, and he's beginning to suspect the worst. The angel has little to go on, but he's fairly certain that the forces of Hell are at play, especially dark entities known as "The Big Guys".

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    "Nunca es suficiente para mi, porque siempre quiero más de tí."

    Juntos lograron frustrar el intento del cielo y el infierno por iniciar el Armagedón, y evitaron el castigo ejemplar que planeaban imponerles. Ahora, Azirafel y Crowley se enfrentan a una nueva vida cotidiana que ya no tiene las distracciones que les daba el trabajo.

    Esto los llena de alegría... y de incertidumbre frente a todas las posibilidades que esto puede traerles. De entrada, ya no hay que cuidar las apariencias.


    Inspirado en la canción "Nunca es suficiente", en versión de Natalia Lafourcade.

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    "I think Crowley was never quite as good as he likes to maintain, and nowhere nearly as bad as Heaven would like to imagine.”

    -https://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/615532477009788928/hello-neil-i-dont-speak-english-well-so-i

     

    Before humans – before the Revolt – life in Heaven was different. Some things, however, have always been the same.

    Begins the morning StarMaker meets a certain other angel and starts his first nebula. Follows his story as he tries to get his questions answered, inadvertently working his way into the heart of the rebellion against Heaven - and his eventual Fall.

     

    All Angels have been given names like StarMaker. You can look for clues to figure out who they are - or the final chapter is a list of their more common names (but does include spoilers).

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    It's been a year since Armageddon came and went and the world stayed standing. A full year without threats, without Angelic or Demonic interference, without much of anything. A year in which Aziraphale and Crowley slowly begin to spend a bit more time together. The Bentley sits outside the bookshop more days than not, two wine glasses on the table instead of just one.

    But such a peace can never last. An unexpected visitor shatters their fragile coexistence and sets them on a perilous path littered with pain, despair, and a new, mysterious adversary. They will not escape unscathed from this ordeal and they will be pushed to their very limits...

    OR

    Shameless Crowley whump, heaps of angst and fluff, and a deep dive into a world that's filled with magic.

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    "What if the Almighty planned it this way all along? From the very beginning?"

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    Ever since his Fall, the demon Crowley has been Hell's go-to for temptations. Because Crowley understands better than anyone... it always starts with a few innocent question.

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    Crowley is tired. It had been an objectively bad week in general, and any hope he had of stopping (or at least escaping) The Apocalypse had vanished in the bandstand, just like his hope of ever being able to get his shit together and exist with his angel the way he really wanted to.

    A little heart-to-heart with Her was due.

    Or:

    Crowley has a breakdown and yells at God. After, the story progresses like canon and both angel and demon are dining at The Ritz. Was God as absent as they thought? Her Plan is ineffable, after all... ;)

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    A nice and accurate prophecy of the season following the parting ways of an angel and his demon…. If such an Ineffable Plan were plotted by a benevolent God who had a very keen interest in said pair’s part in the future of the world—and possibly a slight penchant for a good love story.

    In this tale of what might emerge after affection’s seed is planted with a kiss, the Second Coming looms large. Aziraphale must keep his vow to fix Heaven before it’s too late, without asking the impossible from Crowley. As the effort is complicated by unexpected friends, an ex-Inspector Constable, a guileful Metatron, and a Heavenly floor full of the blessed dead—Aziraphale and Crowley find navigating their relationship is not mutually exclusive from saving the world from Armageddon.

    Somewhere, somehow, there is an outcome where the Nightingales sing in Berkeley Square. The angels just need each other—and maybe a little help—to find it.

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    It lasts exactly two weeks. Two weeks of thinking they averted the doom of earth together. And they had.

    But a new storm is yet to come, as Crowley predicted.

    Aziraphale and Crowley won't let earth and humanity fall. But they are both in danger - Heaven and Hell figured out how they evaded hellfire and holy water. And they are angry.
    A vision from a former Antichrist and some burnt prophecies are their only help to figure out a plan to avert "the real big one."

    And then there is the thing with the changing of Crowley's and Aziraphale's souls as they finally figure out what God had them destined to be: Lovers and wardens.

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    “Ah, hello!” He whispered in their direction, “We meet again!”

    The angel turned to him. “Hm? Oh, you. You er?

    “Aziraphale.”

    “That’s right! Eagle nebula! I remember you.”

    Aziraphale smiled and felt as if it’s his duty to point it out, “You’re rather late.”
    --

    Or, it wasn't just questions.
    A series of events towards love. And peace.

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    "Ah, okay, so, in the beginning, in the Garden, there was, well, he was a wily old serpent and I was technically on apple tree duty..."

    What if Apple Tree Duty was a bit more literal than we thought? And what if the Fruit of the Tree of the Knoweldge of Good and Evil needed the help of both and angel and a demon to be created?

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    The tree had heard about blooming. How it felt to have sap surging into new buds, how the buds would swell and swell until it hurt, and then burst forth into an ecstasy of flowers. It’s like germinating they would say but more and better and everywhere. And then about how the bees or flies or wasps or lemurs or bats or any number of other creatures would come and sip from your flowers and you would brush them with your pollen and they would brush you with the pollen from other trees that coated their bodies or faces. And how when the right pollen found one of your flowers, it would wither away, but then the fruit would come. Swelling again, but more slowly now, without the urgency to burst, but merely to fill and grow and create and ripen.

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    “I don’t get it,” Crowley finally says.

    Aziraphale sighs, and he shakes his head. “I’m afraid I don’t, either. But that might very well be the point, might it not? It’s ineffable.”

    “Ineffable? The joke’s ineffable? How the Heaven does that work? Not very funny a joke, is it, if no one can understand it? Hardly fair on the humans, either, sitting around thinking these creatures lived on their planet… well before it even existed, really. How’s that supposed to be funny?”

    ***

    Aziraphale and Crowley visit the Natural History Museum, and contemplate the Ineffable Plan.

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    You are so far from being six thousand years too late, and you don't have a clue.

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    Азирафаэль и Кроули, любимые персонажи «Благих знамений», наблюдают за ключевыми историческими событиями 20-21 веков. От первой лунной посадки до эры интернета, от падения Берлинской стены до встречи нового тысячелетия. Как бы два необычных наблюдателя прокомментировали эти моменты? Клип дает вам шанс это узнать!

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    6. Beelzebub/Aziraphale

    Aziraphale had never expected to fall in love.
    Crowley loving him back was even less expected, but something he was very thankful for.

    Finding Beelzebub banging on the entryway of his Bookshop, declaring —screaming— their love for (and he couldn’t emphasize this enough) The Archangel Fucking Gabriel was also not something Aziraphale had expected at all.

     

    ~~~~~~~~

    A collection of one-shots, each featuring a different set of characters for the Rare Omens event.

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    First there was the word.

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