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    Normally, Jon would have found whichever one of his assistants was currently attempting to throw him off his statement game via excessive saxophone volume and throttled them.
    However, it was currently, going by his watch, 11:32 PM, so he didn’t have any jurisdiction at present. It was outside work hours.
    Which was, likely, exactly why Tim was doing this.

     
    Or, Creative Ways to Make your Workaholic Head Archivist Boss Leave Work before the Clock Hits Twelve.

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    Jon needs a date for a wedding. Martin needs better decision making skills. Tim and Sasha are both delighted by these events.

     

    “I object,” Tim said with a cunning smile as he met Martin’s eyes. “Personally, I think agreeing to be the fake boyfriend of your boss who also happens to be your crush is the best decision you could have ever made.”

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    Do you ever think of me? Do you ever think of me as I was? Do you ever think of me at all?

     

     

     

    Oliver doesn't (want to) think about Graham anymore.

    Series
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    Peter is a monster with stories to tell and an offer for Jon.
    Jon is a monster who should know better—does know better—and yet still can't say no.

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    Barnabas Bennett comes down with a strange affliction for which there is only one cure.

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    The life and death of Gertrude Robinson, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute.

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    Alt. click-bait title: Spice, Spice Baby. | Jon likes spicy food. Who knew? The others find out the hard way.

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    Smirke discovered fourteen fears, and as a result provided a connection between humanity and its terrors.
    Bringing forth the first true avatars. And their prospective rituals.

    But there were many things he did not see lurking beyond humanities comprehension, and they're intent to
    restore the balance so rudely disrupted by Smirkes research. After years of the fears running wild, they are now reaching out
    to their own prospective avatars. Such as one Martin Blackwood.

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    No, the Archivist is not sure why he is here. But he remembers this day.

    He remembers kicking an old spare lighter across the floor of his flat that morning. He remembers taking deep, steadying breaths, trying to convince himself that being 'head' of anything is something he is cut out for. He remembers the click of the tape recorder when he sat down to record.

    He remembers...

    He remembers Martin biting his lip and pacing anxiously in the breakroom. Remembers Sasha organizing her desk. Tim googling the name of a show someone in artifact storage had recommended to him. Something American that had its final season in the past month.

    He remembers the smug satisfaction in Elias's eyes as he watches his new Archivist,

    No, wait.

     

    basically: jon wakes up while recording his first real statement, with know idea of who he is and how he got there. things escalate rather quickly from there.

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    Jon and Martin work through a mutual fantasy.

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    After three weeks of nightmares, when Andrea is ready to snap, there is a change to the monotonous nightly terror: the eye-covered man is wearing a shirt with words.

    More accurately, the eye-covered man is wearing a shirt with hand written words. It reads “this is Elias Bouchard’s fault, he works at the Magnus Institute, office #160, sorry!”

     

    (Jon provides a little direction for some haunted statement givers)

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    Tell me about the dream where we pull the bodies from the lake
    and dress them in warm clothes again.
    How it was late, and no one could sleep, the horses running
    until they forget that they are horses.
    It’s not like a tree where the roots have to end somewhere,
    it’s more like a song on a policeman’s radio,
    how we rolled up the carpet so we could dance, and the days
    were bright red, and every time we kissed there was another apple
    to slice into pieces.
    Look at the light through the windowpane. That means it’s noon, that means
    we’re inconsolable.
    Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us.
    These, our bodies, possessed by light.
    Tell me we’ll never get used to it.

    ~Richard Siken

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    i mean the title is pretty self explanatory, but...
    Jon sees lots of things. The important ones? Sometimes, he ignores those.

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    Martin is growing extra eyes.

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    mother's day. (or, michael and gerry both have mom trauma, and they're coping) / title from broom people by the mountain goats

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    Working at the archives has been wearing Martin down in a way that sleep can't fix.
    Tim, being the doting boyfriend he is, thinks he knows the cure.

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    When Jon moves in with his grandmother he becomes fast (if somewhat reluctant) friends with one of the neighborhood kids, a boy named Martin.

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    Sasha fixed Tim and Martin with a glare that was deathly serious. “But why should that stop us? It is— or was, I suppose, given... everything— our literal job to investigate supernatural events. If the police won’t figure out what happened to the Institute, we’ll do it. Doesn’t everyone deserve that? Doesn’t Jon deserve that?”

    In the face of an unyielding apocalypse, the being that was once Jonathan Sims has one final, desperate idea. The archival assistants pick up the pieces.

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    Tim looks back at the ground to make sure there’s no more of Grimaldi’s bits lying about, ready to twitch back together and stand her fucking nightmare of a body up again, all angles and joints in the wrong places, a jack-in-the-box torso and a stolen throat wired into a fiberglass neck, stretched out far too long. She’d be different this time, no doubt. Missing pieces, but still just as garish and twisted-

    He’s moving before he registers what he sees, panic catching in his chest like his ribs are made of kindling. Jon’s face is peering out beneath a slab of drywall, beneath a supporting beam, just a dark, wet eye, a scrap of hair, and a pool of blood.
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    tim, jon, and the pain of trying to do your best in spite of it all. on inhumanity, love, betrayal, and forgiveness.

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    Agnes’ dream is burning out. The sacred texts are ending, and though that there are no more pages Agnes is still stuck looking like her twenty years old self.

    It occurs to her that she never walked with someone hand in hand. That no one ever hid the truth from her just to let her live in frivolous joy for a little longer.

    It occurs to Agnes that she is not sure she knows what joy is.

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    3
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