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    Harry emerges from isolation at the end of summer after the Battle of Hogwarts and decides that he will postpone Auror training to complete his 8th year. A prophecy foretells another infant chosen one. An old house burns. And a boy who has betrayed everyone tells Harry this;

    In true Gryffindor form, you are determined to keep making the same mistakes over again for the rest of your life. But you don't have to. In fact, I won't let you.

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    Basically. The wizarding world isn't just black and white. More grey. The 'good' guys aren't perfect. The 'bad' guys have families they care about.
    James Potter was a bloody manwhore and left Harry a number of half-sisters. One of which is the OC Joanne FitzJames who is basically him in female form . Lily also had a daughter who’s the main OFC of this story, Rosetta Evans.
    Blood Purism is still a thing as well as arranged marriages early in life. As can be seen by the main OMC Roderick Lestrange
    Obviously, Voldermort and Umbitch are still completely evil.

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    The war is over, and yet Harry, Hermione, and Ron, Neville, Luna, and Ginny find they have another war on their hands.

    The Ministry is doing some awful things, all in the name of getting back their own from the Death Eaters and suspected Death Eaters.

    And one of those awful things is going to land the man once known as Draco Malfoy on Harry’s doorstep as his “probation-slave.”

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    With the Dark Lord comes whispers, and perhaps the most frightening ones of all are those about Severus Snape. Severus Snape who has made men nothing more than blood and bones in duels, but prefers to make his kills from a distance. His potions, shriek the newspapers, can break your mind, shred your soul, and just leave you dead.

    The Wizarding World roars in triumph when he is captured, but are shocked when he is not imprisoned. Rather than lock away this dark and mysterious power, the Ministry have made the decision to use his capabilities for their own gain. Snape's reputation does not shake. Put to work with the Aurors, he cannot escape what he has done, and does not want to. He delves into spells and potions most wizards could barely comprehend, thankful that at least he is being mentally stretched. But as Dumbledore says, perhaps all the Half Blood Prince needs is love - and he is soon to find it in the unlikeliest of people.

     

    Or: I was frustrated that nobody properly exploited Snape's potential in canon, and then it turned into a whole idea. Updated weekly.

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    Audrey Causey is learning how to navigate a chaotic new world as she copes with what she has seen and done during the war as part of a resistance cell. She will meet new people, work to restore peace and have to decide what kind of life she wants to have now that the fighting has ended. But picking up the pieces is never glamorous, it is thankless and not a burden most would choose to bear.

    Meanwhile, dark forces in the shadows conspire against Audrey, her family and the new world she helped fight for.

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    Voldemort is dead but the war isn't over, not for Harry.

    There's a darkness that follows him around the world and back to Hogwarts when he returns for his eighth and final year, looking for answers in old tomes and dead magics to questions which scare him more than hallows and horcruxes.

    A darkness no one understands except for the one person whose fate seems tied to his. The one person Harry never expected to need, more than he's ever needed anyone else.

    The boy who saved him. The boy who hates him. The boy who sees him, because he's always been looking.

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    Lupin takes a mission at the request of Dumbledore as the defeat of Voldemort becomes more urgent, leaving Darcy feeling more alone at Hogwarts than ever. Heartbroken over the loss of her godfather and struggling with the idea that she may have some underlying darkness inside her, Darcy begins to confide in someone who makes her friends wary. With the war looming ever closer and the world more dangerous for Darcy and Harry than ever before, Darcy soon learns the hurt of betrayal and must face a choice that will change her life forever.

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    The Ministry of Magic is terrible. Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter want to do something about it. But they fall through the Veil and bring someone along with them. After all, when do one of Harry Potter's plans go correctly?

    The trio lands in a new Earth, makes a living for themselves as the Potter family and is one of the wealthiest families in the country.

    or

    Nick Fury opens up an old case about an energy surge and investigates. The Avengers are a bit weary about the new SHIELD recruit. Especially when Natasha Romanoff shoots him and he's still alive.

    While on a somewhat mission with the new recruit, they find someone from the recruits past who somehow made his way to New York, found Harry Potter, and has the key to defeating one of Earth's greatest adversaries, even if it means getting help from an unlikely ally.

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    In which Harry decides to burn the world, and Draco watches on with adoration.

     

    Love is not love
    Which alters when it alteration finds,
    Or bends with the remover to remove.
    O no, it is an ever-fixed mark
    That looks on tempests and is never shaken

     

    Shakespeare, Sonnet 116

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    "O, isn't this what my mother never wanted?" - Analicia Sotelo

    Tom Riddle was not the only strange child to come out of Wool's. After eleven years of self-imposed exile, Amy Benson returns to Hogwarts out of a desire to protect the only thing that truly matters: her precocious daughter, Mae. Offered the position of Potions Master, her alma mater seems like the safest place to keep Mae away from the darker elements of their world. But the wizarding world of 1957 is not the one Amy remembers, and while the threat of world war may be over, she quickly discovers that peace in magical Britain is far from assured. As a radical new faction led by a charismatic Tom Gaunt rises to power in the Ministry, and a rapidly expanding Hogwarts braces for a post-war generation determined to leave its mark, Amy and Mae find that the secrets they keep for and from one another may be their undoing.

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    It had been a year since Peace among the Wizards and the Magical creatures finally came after so long. Only Dumbledore wasn't satisfied, will he ever be? Attacking an innocent party to get what he wants, can nothing stop him? how about the greed of another so strong it rewrites history. Join Harrison and Co. as they struggle to grow up.

    This is the mixing of Checkmate you Lose, I want a Rematch and It's Wizard's Chess.

    I do not own anything, Harry Potter, only an idea I had a long time ago. J.K.Rowling is the owner of Harry Potter universe and characters.

    There is a lot of Guy x Guy. off and on Beta'd

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    Under criticism from the public, the ministry wants to show they’re cracking down on crime. So, they send Harry to Azkaban for casting an unforgivable on Bellatrix in their entryway. In a cell surrounded by Death Eaters, dementors stopping by to watch him for far too long, and one guard in particular showing a little too much interest in Harry, Harry’s bound to come out of the situation very changed.

    Note: The Harry/Draco portion won't be until much later (Harry has to get out of prison first).

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    Percy hasn't done much in the Ministry after the war ended, and he certainly likes it that way. It gives him time to do important things, things like lounging around, writing his book, and spending time with his dogs. Of course, the new project he's working on will toss that up a bit.

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    Percy just wants to write his book, really, but working with his family is going to be a challenge.

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    Part 4 of To New Heights, I recommend reading the previous parts for any clarity

    It's been a decade since Pepper Potts met her match in Tony Stark, the self-proclaimed "genius, billionaire, former playboy, philanthropist." Life is going well for the couple- they have wonderful friends in the Avengers team as well as their own created family.

    However, the situation that resulted in Pepper's appearance in America in the late 90s has gotten dire, and it seems inevitable that the Avengers would be called in. It's time for her to confront her past.

    Thankfully, she's got her husband, her makeshift family, and the Avengers backing her up.

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    It takes a moment for Hermione to comprehend his question and another to stop staring at him stupefied. Later she’ll add not biting her tongue to her list of regrets, but made raw and emotional by passion, she finds herself stripped of filters. “Harry, I’ve never said no to you and I’m never going to say no to you.”

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    When Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban, the first place the Aurors look for him is on the other side of the Atlantic where his daughter and her godfather are trying to get on with their lives. A moral dilemma is placed upon Kali Black and Remus Lupin as they decide where their loyalties lie.

    But in the meantime, a new school year has begun, and Hogwarts offers them both fresh possibilities, new adventures, and plenty of mischief to get into while dark forces guard the castle and an escaped convict struggles to commit the crime he was imprisoned for.

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    Hadrian James Potter had a simple plan. As the second borne child of the Potter family he was expected to not live up to anything. He wanted to show the world wrong and created plans that would insure his survival among his family while still becoming the top person in the Wizarding World. Of course all of that changed when Tom Bloody Riddle decided to send a letter one day. A letter that made his plans All Fall Down, whether it was for the better or worse he has still yet to decide.

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    April 28th, 2015. The Avengers work together again, going to the small country of Sokovia to retrieve the scepter from HYDRA, kicking off the events of Age of Ultron. A prisoner uses their arrival as a distraction and escapes, wreaking havoc. It turns out the prisoner is Harry Potter, wizard extraordinaire and Tony Stark's fiance, missing for almost five years.

    Of course Tony's not going to leave him there, and Steve Rogers can stuff his concerns.

    Planning to take this through Infinity War and a much-changed Endgame, unless I end things with Infinity War.

    Don't like this type of thing? The author doesn't mind if you scroll right on by...

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    After the complete catastrophe that was fourth year - you know, triwizard tournament, death of a friend, the general fickle loyalties of the wizarding world - it's safe to say that Harry is nowhere close to being okay. Trapped and alone in a house that had never been his home, our favorite boy hero simply cannot resist opening the package his godfather gave him.

    What follows is a series of events including, but not limited to: the revelation of a long lasting crush, several parties, therapy, and one strangely happy goblin - not exactly in that order.

    Whatever the matter, Hogwarts, and the rest of the wizarding world, could never have prepared itself for a Harry Potter who embraced every facet of his personality - including the Slytherin bit.

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    Harry is the Master of Death. Dumbledore is a manipulative old goat. Ron and Ginny are so scared of Voldemort they turn against Harry. Hermione tries to stop it. And Death?

    Well, let it never be said that Death would turn down a chance for chaos.

    Full length version of my oneshot "In which Harry strolls out of the veil", because you guys wanted a sequel

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