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    A quiet morning on the Carte Blanche as Juno and Nureyev face a big change in their lives

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    “So- we measure things first?”

    “Usually.”

    “Remind me what a cup is, love? Is it the same as a kilo?”

     
    Maybe it will all go catastrophically wrong.

     
     

    This was saved as 'Bro we are tender' in my drafts... Juno and Peter make a cake and that's all that happens but I still managed to write over 3000 words about it.

     
    Title from Happy Birthday by Sufjan Stevens, because he gets it.

     
    Could be a sequel to my fic Aching Inside, but it still makes sense if you don't read the first one. So many choices!

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    In all honesty, everyone seems a little excited, in their own way. Vespa made an almost perfect replica of a wedding cake from one of Rita's streams (she insisted it was the prettiest she'd ever seen), and looks absolutely fantastic. Juno tried to help, but Vespa threatened to smack him with the whisk she was using to mix it all together. It was quite a scene, and Juno left the kitchen with batter all over his shirt. It's just chocolate, I think, but it seems to have come out pretty well. It's huge, so I don't know what we're going to do with the leftovers, but we'll figure it out, I suppose.

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    Or, I turn a perfectly nice Jupeter wedding fic into something that makes me ugly cry.

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    An AU where Juno works with Dark Matters rather than being a private eye. He's been assigned to join newbie agent Rex Glass on a mission that involves pretending to be newlyweds and surely, as we all know, they absolutely will NOT fall in love. Totally. Absolutely. Yep.

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    Peter Nureyev comes to Mars for a job, and meets a dancer with an award-winning smile who seems to be the only person who can lead him to the item he’s been hired to reclaim. Complications quickly arise, and Peter finds himself temporarily engaged to a man in a coma whilst embroiled in a conspiracy for control of Hyperion City. Then he meets his fiance’s twin brother, and things go spectacularly pear-shaped.

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    It's years after Peter tells the story of the necklace he owns to Juno before he gets Rita to discover the truth behind it. The story he uncovers changes his life forever, but not nearly as much as the discovery that one of his mothers is still alive.

    A Sequel to On the Shadow of a Brahmese Child.

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    Jet is angry.

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    “I’m fine.” He hadn’t felt able to breathe in hours. He was exhausted. He was hurting. He...didn’t even want to think of Juno. He couldn’t know, of course, he could never know. What had happened to him. What Nureyev had let those men do to him. How weak he was. How much of a victim he had become. If Juno ever saw the damages, well. He wouldn’t let him see them. Juno. Sweet, clever, beautiful Juno. If he ever looked at him like Buddy was now, it would break his heart entirely. No, Juno could never know.

    After a mission breaks bad, Peter Nureyev finds himself in an alleyway full of bad intentions with no escape. Even worse, however, is picking up the pieces.

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    A series of unconnected short fics about various Penumbra Podcast characters being autistic. Characters/pairing, headcanons and a little note about what it's about in chapter titles.

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    Peter Nureyev was sent to seduce Juno Steel and gain access to the Carte Blanche. He wasn't expecting to get seduced himself.

    An AU where Peter never left Mag, but Juno still joined the Carte Blanche

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    Juno Steel does not know about the Fears. But they know about him.

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    After the knight, the herbalist, and the monster have been pardoned, Queen Mira intends for her acquaintance with Lord Arum to be as enlightening as it can be.

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    Juno chuckled. “You talk about that damn car like you’re in love with it.”

    Nureyev thought about that over the next few days. He wasn’t in love with the Ruby7, that was ridiculous. He just admired her for her abilities, her speed, her mysterious tech, her deep emerald color, her legendary status, the smooth material of her seats...

    Anyways. It wasn’t love that made his heart race a little when Jet told Nureyev to take the Ruby7 out for a supply run. Because that would be ridiculous.

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    2:33 AM

    Jet: Whoever is exercising in Bedroom 5 right now, I would kindly request that you be quieter as a consideration to your shipmates. It is 2:33 AM. 

    2:50 AM

    Jet: If you do not quiet yourself in the next five minutes I will enter and make the request in person.

    2:55 AM

    Jet: I have some regrets.

    // or, the Aurinko Crime Family groupchat fic that apparently didn't exist yet

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    Juno Steel has made a lot of mistakes. Leaving Peter Nureyev is one of them. It's a good thing Nureyev accidentally left a bottle of his cologne in Juno's apartment, but it may not be so good that Juno happened to be wearing it when they met again.

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    “Well, as pleasant as this all is, I’m gonna have to cut this short, Rose. I believe you owe me a few things.”

    “What things?”

    “An explanation and a Family visit. It’ll be as civil as I can get it to be, but I can’t really promise you much.”

    In which Juno and Nureyev's pasts don't run as parallel as they think it does.

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    “Twirl for me, Juno.”

    “I’ll do it if you close your eyes.”

    Nureyev takes his hand and makes Juno twirl. The rainbow skirts of a summer dress flare, a yellow cardigan snapping about him, his gold sandals flashing. The effect is of a rainbow octopus flashing its warning colours on the end of Nureyev’s arm.

    Nureyev catches Juno by the waist “You look splendid.”

    “I look like I run a mommy-blog.”

    “I think that’s the point, Juno.”

     

    Juno Steel is a lot of things. A happy home-maker ain't one of them, but hey, how hard can it be to play nice for a bit, especially if it means uncovering a source of the cure-mother? Except it's not that simple because nothing ever is in Juno's life. Suddenly he and his family are poised on the verge of an intergalactic conspiracy that pits Juno against old friends and enemies, while the fate of a dying species hangs in the balance.
    Also some furby nightmare fell out of the vents and Vespa won't let them put it back to the woods.

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    Ah, good evening traveler, welcome to the Penumbra. Peter Nureyev once trusted his former father-figure Mag just a bit too much, and now must live with the blood of a thousand people on his hands. With that kind of regret, he often thinks about making amends to the families he ended, and doesn't trust himself to be loved, not even by Juno. Nureyev could let detective Steel in to show him how to love again, but will he? To answer that you'll have to ask yourself, how can you sort threw so much suffering? *knock knock knock* *panting and running* What luck! It sounds like he's in. come traveler, come with me into room A-17, Peter Nuereyev and the Devil of Brahma.

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    The title makes no sense except it does a little bit

    Basically it's a Mechs/Penumbra Crossover because they're both in space so it makes sense I think.

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    Just because the name’s on your birth certificate doesn’t mean it’s worth anything! You pick up a new name with your groceries every week!

    A word of advice to the crass detective: it’s not kind to tell someone that their gift means nothing to you. Of course my name is worth something! That name is very nearly my only weakness and I’m risking it all. Here. On you.

    An apology.

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