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    A President and a comedian-turned-Rebellion-leader walk into a bar. Well, not a bar, but it's the President's office. And the President is the only one doing any walking in. It's unclear what the Rebellion leader is actually doing there or how he got in, but if this is a specific joke, there better be one hell of a punchline.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020.

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    15/26
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    More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.

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    Chapters:
    46/?
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    959
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    2085
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    504
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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    Español
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    3/?
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    4
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    5
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    Sequel to "My Child".
    After escaping Alternia, Signless and company meet their Beforan alternates. In another timeline, Dirk must come to terms with his own flaws in order to help his new companion. What secrets will Signless discover about his alternate's past? Will Dirk be able to push past his own shitty personality? Read and find out.

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    11/?
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    2
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    13
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    1
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    The Alternian Empire sends a fleet to the Andromeda Galaxy to conquer its inhabitants. However, what they instead find terrifies them.

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    In which cronus does his best to get better, some shit happens, (note- alot of shit happens)

     

    uh, im not really sure what else to put here because im garbage with writing summaries. sorry about that. heed the warnings yall.

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    1/?
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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    16/?
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    24
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    In which I get incredibly bored during quarantine, and rewrite Twilight, but with Eridan and Sollux. Statistically changed around 75% of the plot, for my own selfish reasons. Still tried to stay true to the original story- and yes, they still sparkle. Not sorry. All credit goes to Stephenie Meyer.

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    169,431
    Chapters:
    25/?
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    68
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    11
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    2118
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    A month of kinktoberstuck, all centered around clowns ;o)

    1. Gamzee/Eridan/Feferi
    2. GHB/Mothergrub
    3. Marvus/Equius
    4. GHB/Gamzee
    5. Gam/Caliborn
    6. GHB/Equius
    7. GHB & Marvus
    8. Marvus/Cronus
    9. Gamzee/Nannasprite
    10. Gam/Horrorterrors
    11. Kurloz x2
    12. GHB/Darkleer
    13. GHB/Chahut
    14. GHB/Psiioniic/Condesce
    15. Kurloz/Cronus
    16. Chahut/Porrim
    17. Kurloz/Meulin
    18. GHB/Summoner
    19. Gamzee/Karkat
    20. Chahut/Marvus
    21. Gamzee/Equius
    22. GHB/Feferi
    23. Gamzee/Rose/Terezi
    24. Kurloz/The Codpiece
    25. Gamzee/Nepeta

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    Chapters:
    25/31
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
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    Where I will post snippets of self-inserts that are just plot bunnies I can't shake or entertaining enough that they have been officially cleared to leave the deep, dark recesses of what most people will call a 'Google Docs'. This depends entirely on my mood and current fandom of obsession, so some may be single-scene one-shots while others might be vaguely continuous.

     

    The Latest Shitpost:

    (Detective Conan)

    There’s a new student barely a month into the first term. His clothes are ridiculously fancy for a six year-old’s, though they’ll give him kudos for style. His glasses are fake as shit, which is obvious after three seconds of observing the lack of distortion in the lenses. His name is Edogawa Conan, and the class laughs at it just as they had Mitushiko’s little slip-up.

    What the hell have I gotten myself into, they quietly despair, even as they know there is no world in which any of this is their fault.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    114
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Your name is Astris Captor, the Psiioniic, once the Helmsman; and for the first time in over a thousand sweeps you are free.

    You have a patchwork mess of a troll body, and a hive in the new palace; a matesprit who understands you better than you ever thought possible; and centuries of memory that try to swallow you every time you close your eyes.

    This is better than anything you could have hoped for, and absolutely terrifying.

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    English
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    48,856
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    49
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    4
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    You're Sollux Captor, which means you're surrounded by freaks--your hysterically incoherent brother, your emotionally fragile father--as well as an array of strange friends, who are crazy enough to throw you a birthday celebration after you come home from the hospital.

    Before the freak accident that left you completely blind, you never thought you'd be one of them.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    88
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    5
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    Psiioniic realizes he might like Signless just a bit too much for it to be completely platonic.
    He's unclear on how to deal with that.

    A series of moments with Psiioniic falling in love with Signless.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    21
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    16
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    2
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    154
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    Keith and Lance have remained relatively young after the events of the galra war due to Keith's galra ancestry and the altean abilities gifted to Lance by Allura.
    Over two-thousand years after the war, and after all the other paladins have passed away, a new empire arises to threaten the universe.
    The troll empress, the Condesce, has been conquering worlds for years at the fringes of the universe. As she moves in to take on more territory, Keith decides that it is once again time to find the lions and reform Voltron with new paladins to take on the Condesce before she can threaten the whole of the peaceful universe Voltron left behind.

    Notes:
    This fic takes place 2,000 years after the events of the show, there will be spoilers if you have not finished the show. John, Jade, Dave, and Rose are the new paladins of the blue, yellow, red, and green lions. They are all each 21 years old. The troll kids, who will eventually make an appearance, are all 20 years old. Dirk, Roxy, Jake, and Jane will come in eventually too. Idk how long it's going to take but klance, davekat, rosemary, and probably some other ships are gonna be involved in this.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    29
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    15
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    A ticking, clicking, sound comes from the distance. Meulin snaps her head up, wide eyes dancing to and fro as she tries to find the source. She sees nothing. A glance at Cat Mum shows that her lusus hasn’t noticed anything amiss. Meulin looks up once more.

    That’s when she sees her.

     

    Or: The five times Handmaid finds Disciple, and the one Disciple finds her.

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    1/1
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    They came to this isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society operating on antiquated rules, and in the middle of an awkward political standoff with their violent alien neighbors.
    In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, an arranged marriage is proposed. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their position.
    But in politics, as well as life in general, few things are as they first appear. It quickly becomes apparent that both sides might’ve gotten more than they bargained for in the exchange, leaving a variously traumatized bunch of young soldiers and a mismatched group of would-be troll rebels with the task of settling their interpersonal issues and learning to work together. There is far more at stake than just their lives.

     

    [Space opera fic with arranged marriage elements, updates at least once every month. 3 guesses on which is the slow burn couple, no price.]

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    227,104
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    374
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    548
    Bookmarks:
    85
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    10875
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    Work for Starlit Affections: A Pale Romance Zine
    It came out a while back and I forgot to post it here so it is here now. My first zine work as a writer.

    This is from Dualscar's perspective, even tho I actively write Psii and have never written Dual before. I am indeed, very smart.

    https://twitter.com/PaleRomanceZine

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    instead of playing the game, in stead Feferi peixes convinces her friends to help her take down her ancestor and alternia's empress her imperious condescension so that she can asume her position and bring peace to troll kind and make up for the actions of her ancestor and all from the point of view of the kindness is helmsman, the Ψiioniic, Medina captor. what will happen, how will he react. will this be more then a one shot. read and find out.

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    696
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    35
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    Kinktober 2020!

    1. Bro/Eridan (TW: BDSM without a safeword)
    2. Condesce/Alpha Dave (TW: Noncon, sex slavery)
    3. Davesprite/John Egbert
    4. Cronus/Psiioniic
    5. Dave Strider/Equius (TW: mild body horror, picking)
    6. Feferi Peixes/Equius
    7. Darkleer/GHB (TW: dubcon, violence)
    8. Chixie Roixmr/Marvus Xoloto
    9. Davepetasprite/ARquisprite
    10. Dualscar/Condesce/GHB
    11. Dualscar/Cronus
    12. Latula Pyrope/Porrim Maryam
    13. Equius Zahhak/GHB/Condesce
    14. Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick
    15. Meulin Leijon/Kurloz Makara
    16. Bro/GHB
    17. Beforus Karkat/Cronus Ampora
    18. Aradia Megido/Tavros Nitram
    19. Dave Strider/Jane Crocker
    20. Gamzee Makara/Equius Zahhak
    21. Rose Lalonde/Eridan Ampora
    22. Signless/Dualscar
    23. Cronus Ampora/Damara Megido/Eridan Ampora
    24. Gamzee Makara/Nepeta Leijon
    25. Summoner/Darkleer
    26. Equius Zahhak/Vriska Serket
    27. Chahut Maenad/Skylla Koriga
    28. GHB/Condesce/Karkat Vantas (TW: noncon, mind control)
    29. Jade Harley/Sollux Captor/Mituna Captor
    30. Dave Strider/Momlonde (TW: mommy kink, age gap)
    31. Dirk/Rose/Gamzee

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    English
    Words:
    34,667
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    4630
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    Sciophobia- fear of shadows

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and ever since your sister Nepeta went missing in the woods that surround your town, you have felt nothing but pain, grief, and rage. You're going to get her back.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and upon becoming a crow, you have been doing all that you can to bring Her Imperious Condescension a child so that she can turn you back. The last child you tried to bring her very easily escaped, and was too hyper for you to lure. Now though, you see a boy your age.

    Neither of you are sure you if you can do this.

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    Words:
    8,107
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    483

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