13 Works in Thirsty Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia

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    “You know what, Geralt? Let’s go send a falcon to Kaer Morhen immediately, let them know we are coming.”

    “Good idea.”

    “I know,” Jaskier smiles mischievously. Oh no, what is he planning? “That’s an excellent opportunity to have some harmless fun.” Geralt sighs. “Oh don’t worry, it’s nothing bad, love. Just, well, don’t mention my… witcheriness in the letter? Best case scenario, they just think me an enormous human, and we get the chance to have fun dropping hints till they catch on. And worst-case scenario, they catch on immediately and I’m revealed to be a witcher and we get to see their surprised faces. See? Harmless.”

     

    Or: Jaskier is a 7ft tall witcher and he and Geralt want to play a joke on the Kaer Morons

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    Everyone at Kaer Morsels bakery thinks that Geralt is oblivious enough that he doesn't notice the way that Regis, one of their regular customers, flirts with him. That's not the case. Geralt notices, alright, and he likes it. Every time Regis walks in the door there's a little ball of warmth that appears in his belly and doesn't go away for hours afterwards. Geralt knows that Regis wants him, and he wants him right back. He just chooses to ignore it because there's no fucking way that's going to happen.

    (featuring Tired Dad TM Geralt, patient sugardaddy Regis, meddling brothers everywhere, and a happy ending to the bakery trilogy that was only ever supposed to be a drabble, 50k words later)

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    Three part story featuring Jaskier with a sword, dagger and bow, and Geralt having feelings. Each chapter can be read on their own or as part of a bigger story.

    Knifeplay features most heavily in chapter two so be warned?

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    Jaskier caught Geralt's golden gaze head-on, blue eyes holding tight to the catlike set of the Witcher’s. The larger man leaned forward pressing a soft kiss to the Bard's lower lip, Jaskier’s lashes fluttered, musician’s hands settling over the thick muscles on broad shoulders.

    " You-you’re distracting me" Jaskier protested, very softly and right against Geralt's mouth, where the little darts of air felt like a kiss of their own.

    He needs to tell Geralt, really he needs to tell him, for both their sakes. But this all getting so unfairly out of hand and Jaskier is loathed to stop it here.

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    or. Jaskier wakes up after a very good night to the very rude reminder that he does, in fact, exist outside this bed and should have been smarter about preplanning, especially this close to the down season. But he's but a man with a heart between his ears and a pulse between his legs, if they're late he'll blame it on Geralt. The boys are stupid in love. (and horny, not actual smut tho, soz.)

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    He thinks Jaskier has some muscle, the human must, to be able to walk the fifteen-ish miles they travel every day from sunup to sundown while also carrying his lute and a one-sided conversation the entire way.

    Geralt discovers that Jaskier is so much more ripped than he previously thought, and also that he might be more than a little thirsty for his bard.

    Or: A self-indulgent series of crack one-shots about Jaskier being buff as hell and Geralt constantly being blown away by it until they bone.

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    Geralt turns around. “Jaskier, why -” He chokes on his own spit when he sees Jaskier before him, decked out in black leather, in Geralt's armour. “Unf.”

    The armour fits well. Very well. Unlike what Geralt had expected, the armour doesn’t hang loosely off Jaskier’s body but hugs it perfectly, drawing Geralt’s eyes to the wide expanse of Jaskier’s shoulders and the thickness of his biceps. Geralt’s trousers are pulled taut over Jaskier’s thighs, the strength in them clearly visible through the tight fabric.  

    “It seems that our clothes fit each other quite well," Jaskier purrs, prowling towards him, and Geralt has to swallow down an involuntary gulp. Gods preserve him. "Extremely well.”

    *

    Geralt and Jaskier swap clothes. Geralt had not expected Jaskier to be quite so buff under those colourful doublets, and he's extremely smitten, unable to take his eyes off Jaskier.

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    My collection of ficlets from prompts I answer on tumblr. Each chapter will say whether it features established relationship or not. Make a prompt request at @buffskierights!

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    Jaskier wears well-tailored doublets and high-waisted trousers, and Geralt is clueless about strength that hides underneath Jaskier's clothing, assuming that Jaskier's strength is no more than an average human's.

    He's wrong.

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    A collection of buff!Jaskier prompts from Tumblr, featuring Jaskier picking Geralt up, Geralt being jealous and possessive, Geralt thirsting over a shirtless Jaskier and more<3

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    “Oh good, you’re awake,” a masculine voice says from above him and there’s something sharp being slid under his chin and tipping his head upward. He blinks hard against the sudden brightness until the black spots fade and his eyes focus on the shadow looming over him.

    Captain Jaskier stands before him in all his pirate glory, tricorn tipped back and blood washed from his skin and clothing. Without his coat, he has his sleeves rolled up to his elbows to put on display toned, tanned, and freckled forearms, one of which is heavily tattooed with sea monsters. A story told in ink upon his skin. His long fingers are wrapped around the hilt of his sword, the tip of which is what’s angling Geralt’s head up to force him to gaze upon the captain who looks more like a god of the sea in the fading light of the day and the breeze blowing through the strands of hair that have slipped free of his ponytail.

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    'No matter how much the Witcher resists, the wretched voice penetrates his carefully built defenses, making him amenable to all kinds of feelings and emotions. It is like a sweet, neverending form of torture without an escape.

    So he tells the man to shut up, over and over again, angry and furious over something so trivial being able to wreck his self-control.'

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    Based on the Twitter prompt: 'The reason Geralt keeps telling Jaskier to shut up is because he is incredibly turned on by the sound of his voice'

    More thirsty Geralt for our favorite bard.

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    Visiting Oxenfurt Academy while looking for Jaskier, Geralt met the incredibly charismatic Professor de Lettenhove. Silver coursed through his hair in refined lines, giving his short beard an air of distinction and rank. Even without the signet ring shining at his finger, there was no doubt regarding the man’s identity. Geralt may have not found Jaskier, but perhaps his father could tell him where to find his son.

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    "He's achingly hard - like a dirty voyeur, eavesdropping on his comrade fucking another man, while jacking off to that and sucking his fingers. He feels dirty to enjoy it, twisted and defiled. 

    Geralt's skin burns with shame and how he wants more. He craves it."

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    Geralt is positively obsessed with Jaskier's package but too proud to speak his mind.

    While staying at an inn twin rooms, he can't help to overhear the other during a fling and well.

    Sexiness ensues.

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    He walked to the railing and looked out over the city, enjoying the cool breeze against the familiar burn of whiskey in his throat. Maybe he could convince Yen to let him sneak out once she had her claws firmly set in her latest victim--

    “Climb on board,” a low, sultry voice crooned from the stage, cutting through the noise of the crowd easily.

    Geralt's neck popped as he whipped around and looked for the band he’d initially dismissed. He knew that voice.

    “We’ll go slow and high tempo…”
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    At the social event of the season, Geralt finds himself face to face with the thief who has haunted his thoughts since the first time he saw him. But is there any hope for them in the wake of the dangers growing around them?

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