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    “Just give me some time and I’ll have your orders at the ready,” he said.

    “I’m gonna kill you.”

    “Oh, baby, I’d like to see you try,” he laughed and Steven dragged Ryan off to the side to let Shane deal with the other customers.

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    Based on this tumblr post : "So today this guy accidentally hit me with a door when he was walking out of the classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said 'pretty cute' and walked away."

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    It was a lot warmer in California than it was in New York right now, but there was a nice breeze shaking the foliage around him, sending the waves of the San Francisco bay crashing against the rocks at the base of the Titan's island. It was relaxing.
    Jon wondered where Damian was at that very moment. Could he feel the heat? Could he hear the river, or the bustle of the town?
    Jon jumped at the sound of something making a sudden noise right in front of him. His eyes flew open, and he had to take a few seconds to blink the sun spots out of his vision before it could focus.
    Sitting in front of him was a cat. Relatively small, pure black with short hair, and piercing green eyes.
    “Oh.” Jon stared in surprise. He didn’t realize there were any animals on the island other than birds. And Garfeild, he guessed. And sometimes Goliath. “Hey there,” he greeted, holding out his hand, a smile pulling at his lips. “Aren’t you a cute kitty?”

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    "And remember. Don't touch anything."

    "Yes yes. I know. I'm not stupid, Geralt."

    Geralt gave Jaskier a look as if he really doubted that statement.

    Jaskier rolled his eyes. "It's good to know you still hold such high opinions of me, my dear witcher. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside."

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    Just a silly story about Jaskier getting cursed to only be able to speak in song lyrics. And not his own lyrics. No no! Lyrics from our world.

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    It was going to be one of those days, wasn't it?

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    "Actually. Actually, Kyo, it's good you're here, man! ... Die might make a more believable boyfriend, but my mom already knows he's my best friend and my roommate." After a few moments of dramatic pause, Toshiya begins, somewhat slyly with a grin quirking at the corner of his mouth, "She's never met you, though—"

    "No," Kyo interrupts, immediately, without even considering Toshiya's proposal. Rude. "Absolutely fucking not."

    (or: toshiya tells his mom he's seeing someone new to get her to stop setting him up with others, and pretends to date kyo over the weekend. die's totally fine with this. no, really, it's fine. everything's fine. he's fine.)

    (spoiler: he's not fine)

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    Seraphina makes a mistake that'll make their lil' group chat turn upside down

    What happens when our dearest raven haired drama king enters the royal gc?? Idk you tell me.

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    Ever heard about the oasis in the desert? What about the Martian society? The place where comets come from? Oort cloud? Area 52? Shangri la? Albemarle? The island from Lost? The Lost city of Atlantis? The turtle that carries the world? Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar? Well, they all exist. They're all Dollar General.

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    “For you see, I haven’t been myself lately. So has everyone else. So many out-of-the-way things have happened here, and I’ve only just arrived.”

    In which silly little Midoriya Izuku stumbles upon an alternate reality, and is torn between a tale of two families, fighting for dominance.

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    Yugi and Téa create a group chat for their friends…and Kaiba.

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    yeah it's another chatfic. but! it features an oc (later on) and some quality hotwings content ;) and tododeku. because i love them. this is just self-indulgent. i'm so bad at summaries and titles and tags.

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    "Pennywise: welcome hoes

     

    Asui Tsuyu: ochako? Why would you create this?

     

    Pennywise: why not?

     

    Asui Tsuyu: understandable have a nice day

     

    Pennywise: and no kaminari-kun, you may not change the chat name

     

    Kaminari Denki: damn she’s good

     

    Pennywise: i Always know what’s going on :)

     

    Kaminari Denki: mom come pick me up i’m scared

     

    Kaminari Denki: also why pennywise

     

    Pennywise: You’ll Float Too :)

     

    Kaminari Denki:...

     

    Kaminari Denki has changed their name to “fear”

     

    Pennywise: good :)"

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    “Take me on a date instead.” The older blinked a few times, trying to absorb what he was just told, his eyes tracing every line of the other’s face. Nothing indicating he was joking. He found nothing but truth and handsomeness. “I won’t accept your apology any other way.”

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    Like the title says. It's dream I had over a decade ago, and I'd kinda like someone make a real story based off of it, even jokingly. Or else, just come have a laugh at this dumb dream I had. (The villain is soooo stupid)

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    The letter was around ten thousand words, Saihara had to guess. It started with his future self announcing who he was and then saying the following events that if he decides to do nothing on December 18th next year, he will be kidnapped. One year. An entire thirteen months. It was currently October 10th.
    Then Saihara will proceed to lose his memories and change according to a “script”, or something similar to that. And the events in the game, the people in it, the relationships of his programmed backstory described like it was real. And that made everything surreal to Saihara. He talks about who lives, who dies, how it happens, and everything in between that makes Saihara’s head spin.
    He lists where the people with him are right now, and how Saihara should try to protect them. In fact, he wasn’t asking. His future self was begging. Begging him to help the people he didn’t know. Saihara couldn’t help but want to laugh at that.

    You make the choice in this fic, as well as everyone else, and when it reaches fifteen votes or a day or so, I will make the chapter! I will update regularly except on Saturdays and Sundays, around 1,000 words per chapter or more. Thanks for reading! <3

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    "Richard...I know this sounds ridiculous and like I'm out of my mind but you have to believe me. A week ago I found a book explaining how to open parallel worlds! And it's really unbelievable but everything in this book sounds so real and uncomplicated to replicate." Henry looked so excited that I couldn't bring myself to tell him his idea was the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

    Taking a deep breath I looked him in the eye to make sure he knew how serious I was.
    "Henry...to me this sounds like you just want to get high and cover it with another one of those idiotic rituals-" He turned away from me, muttering something like me being just like the others. I stopped him.

    "You didn't let me finish. I was going to say that nevertheless how crazy your idea might be...I'm in."

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    When Jack breaks Gavin's disk and eats Michael's snacks with Geoff, revenge is bound to come, especially with bored battle buddies on their side. The only question is, can Jeremy manage to keep everyone alive?

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    Shouta stared in disbelief at his student who was standing in front of him. “So”, he stated, “you came to me to ask me…for relationship advice?”

    “Yeah?”, came the unsure answer with a sheepish smile from Kirishima.

    God what had he himself gotten into?

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    Do you like doctor who? Do you like mediocre tales of angst? Do you like story’s with no particular update schedule? Do you like story’s made by authors so young they haven’t even gotten a driving license yet? If so, then this is the fic for you!
    Excerpt: “He had eyes, and salty droplets were coming out of them. He was hunched over. His body was bruised, but more bruised than that was his soul.”
    Does that sound interesting? If so, please read. If not, READ IT ANYWAY GODDANGIT.
    Also, if you love, like, or even mildly enjoy Rose Tyler’s character, you MAY not like this.

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    Isabela has brought her fate upon herself by stealing the Tome of Koslun and tries to reason with the Arishok into letting her go. However, during their talk she discovers that he has an internal conflict and it leads her into striking a strange alliance.

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    There is an old adage in show business that you are only as good as your last show. Suzuki Toichiro, producer of such quality television programs as "Does This Look Infected?", "Romance on a Bus" and "How to Lose that Belly: Seasoning City," needed his next big hit.

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    When a contestant for Suzuki Toichiro's newest show dating show "The Big Woo" fails to appear, his loyal assistant Serizawa Katsuya fills in the gap. But what happens when the ringer decides he wants to win instead?

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