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    Technically a Tumblr 'commission' by angelfireeast ^^

    Heavily Inspired by irenydraw's comics: https://irenydraws.tumblr.com/tagged/d%26d-au

    An AU where, instead of leading a doomed expeditiary force out of the Artic, Francis Crozier must now help company management navigate one of the worst-helmed Dungeons and Dragons campaigns in history.

    **SPOILERS** I will be weaving in dialogue from the show AND OBVIOUSLY MAJOR PLOT POINTS so be forewarned.

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    Born at SEA on an IMMIGRANT SHIP, future PROLETARIAT HERO ROBERT FUCKS rose above his LOWLY STATION as PROFESSIONAL FISH HEAD EATER to eat things like GROSS CANNED FOOD and HARDTACK.

    If you have a taste for MUTTONCHOPS and GELLED MEAT, the NAVY is for you! Turns out, ROBERT FUCKS likes both of those things! The NAVY was practically MADE FOR HIM!

    He is a known TWUNK.

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    Francis has shared a bed with his dog on only three occasions. First, when there were foxes in the garden and Neptune wouldn’t be quiet for love nor biscuits; second when he was miserable and half-comatose with flu, wanting company and too weak to push Neptune onto the floor; third, on the night Sophia left for the final time.

    Sharing a bed with nine stone of shaggy-haired Newfoundland is not a dissimilar experience to sharing a bed with James Fitzjames.

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    Mr. Hickey, the unfortunate owner of a misbehaving house, invites a group of extraordinary gentlemen to investigate the matter. Among them is werewolf hunter Edward Little, who has better things to do on the weekend, but money is money and a man’s gotta eat.

    Things don’t go well.

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    Every time he sets out, Sol knows there'll be men who need to know, and men who come to know. On this expedition, he's hoping to keep both of those numbers to a bone-bare minimum.

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    When Francis Crozier dies, it is as an old man, loved and surrounded by the family of his choosing. Afterward, James and Louisa pick up the pieces.

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    Sir John runs a Christian-themed summer camp for at-risk teenage boys, though unbeknownst to him, much of his staff are markedly less keen on his strict religious traditions than he might have hoped. Everyone's hiding something, the air is rife with sexual tension, and the ones who aren't head-over-heels are at each other's throats. Also, that one camper might be plotting a murder.

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    Sir John survives the expedition and returns to his wife after nearly a decade. Will go E in later chapters with mature emotional themes throughout.

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    The dreams had always been with him.

    Since he was a child, Thomas would wake at night, images from a time long past dancing in front of his vision. Some were beautiful, peaceful even. His favorites were the ones with another younger boy; they played in a garden, or climbed trees together. There is a woman too, sometimes; darning socks by candlelight, or singing softly under her breath as she tended to supper. She would take Tom to what looked like a farmers market, basket swinging on her arm. Those dreams left him feeling warm and content upon waking.

    Then, there were the other dreams.

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    “I think this town is haunted,” James breathed. Francis shook his head, his piercing gaze still locked on the waves washing over the black rocks.
    “I think it's the people who are haunted.”

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    Esteemed author, Francis RM Crozier just wants to get away from the chaos of the big city - as well as the looming presence of his rival, James Fitzjames - and finish his latest novel. He settles into a peaceful existence on Lake Placid, but his idyllic retreat is shattered when a handsome stranger moves into the cabin across the water. Then again, perhaps it isn't a stranger, after all.

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    Francis Crozier was not a religious man, but on the third day of the most disastrous team building exercise on the face of the planet he found himself hoping for an afterlife specifically so he could earn the right to march right into that throne room, haul God himself up by his lapels and ask Him what the FUCK?

    Francis Crozier, historian of South Pole exploration and champion grouch, can't seem to find in his job description as assitant departmental chair where is says that, in the event their leader is incapacitated, it is his job to lead a bunch of professors with food poisoning out of the French Alps in the middle of January. But he'll do it, even if he's got the Beach Boys stuck in his head and he has to share a tent with James Fitzjames.

    In other words, It's The Terror, but everyone's a fussy academic on the departmental camping trip from hell!

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    There’s a first-edition map on the line and Tom Blanky is nowt if not determined.

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    A "modern character gets time-travel-via-late-night-tv to the shenanigans" and fixes everything AU. Because it makes more sense that someone from now would be aware enough to pack decent clothes for everyone, apologise to Tuunbaq and try to get help early..

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    A series of fan-written cannon compliant scenes expanding Thomas Jopson’s backstory and in-story arc.

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    JAMES FITZJAMES: Listen, it’s all in the past. Emotions were high, that night. Francis and I, you know we’re as close as anyone could be these days. I don’t think it really matters, what exactly was said, or why.

    FRANCIS CROZIER: It’s complicated. And like I said, I don’t remember a damn thing. But back then, that tour… well, you remember. James was the pretty one. And he wrote the lyrics, the ones everyone swooned over. People who didn’t know us well assumed he was the singer, ‘cos why would the weird looking one be up front, right?

     

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    Selected excerpts from the collected oral history of the legendary Britpop band Expedition.

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    evil is a relay sport (when the one who's burned turns to pass the torch)

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    What if alpha/beta/omega dynamics met the Terror before it goes bad and Fitzjames really likes Crozier and they get their chance to get together?

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    I was busy thinkin 'bout boys (trapped in the arctic circle)

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    Tom Hartnell is very lucky to still have a paid internship. His latest assignment doesn’t make sense much, but he reckons that Mr. Blanky’s just trying to keep him busy while he wrangles with his talents over Zoom. Tom sighs as he clicks play. He’ll need a whole box of GM’s Greatest Coffee Cakes to get through this.

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