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    Дирк встречает старого приятеля, и Тодду он не нравится. Но кто знает, может, что-то Тодда все же сможет удивить?

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    After trading gossip with Tina about the goings on in Bergsberg, Amanda decides to use her new wand to help Dirk and Todd act on their feelings for each other.

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    Dirk has had a lot of passing hobbies over the years, but for some reason, nail art is sticking. Worse still, Dirk's getting good at it the more he practices.

    It bothers Todd more than he wants to admit that Dirk never asks to practice on him.

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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection). All prompts are found at the beginning of the chapter and all chapters read as individual little stories! Many thanks to everyone who has been prompting, reading & liking these so far!

    [Edit: I noticed recently that I’ve been misspelling the name of the building Todd and Dirk live in, but as there is nearly 70k words in this collection, it would be hard to fix all the misspellings. So, just to let you know, I am aware of this and will spell it correctly from chapter 57 on!]

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    There is an infinite amount of universes out there. This is just one of many.

    In a reality were Todd is Priest's godson and he actually does come down with pararbiltus. He finds a certain kinship with Dirk Gently and when Dirk runs from Blackwing. Todd is right beside him

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    In this universe Todd Brotzman came down with Paraibultis at the age of fourteen. Which also causes him to develop certain powers, for lack of better words.By sixteen he was under Blackwings “care”. He meets Dirk Gently and they plot an escape together. In the words of one doctor.

    “Project Icarus and Project Afnac have a strange relationship.”

    Afnac: From Welsh mythology usual resides in lakes and rivers (according to Wikipedia)

    Todd

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    "Todd, we need to talk."

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    Dirk has a confession to make and Todd is oblivious.

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    Dirk can’t remember ever seeing Todd dance before. Dirk dances all the time – to the car stereo, to adverts on the TV, to piped music in stores – but the closest he’s ever seen Todd get is tapping his fingers along to a particularly catchy bassline. But now he’s moving to the beat, jumping up and down, grabbing Dirk’s hands. And Dirk almost passes out because he can’t actually remember how many times he’s wished that Todd would hold his hand.
     
    So, all in all, it’s a really bad moment for his bladder to twinge and remind him that he’s drank nearly a litre of liquid since he arrived at the bar. Not to mention that cup of tea before they left the apartment. But Todd’s twining their fingers together and grinning from ear to ear and he can’t take a bathroom break now. Not now.
     

    Todd takes Dirk out for the night. Dirk underestimates how much his bladder can hold.

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    “So here’s the thing,” Amanda says, testing her hot chocolate and making a scrunchy face when it turns out to be too hot.

    Dirk leans forwards, intrigued. They have twice monthly coffee shop meetings, more if Amanda happens to be in town, and he is well versed enough in Amandaisms at this point to know that if she says so here’s the thing unprompted, there is something interesting coming down the pipe. “Yes?”

    “So here’s the thing.” Amanda stirs her hot chocolate with a straw. She says stir sticks are too weak and therefore too inferior as a stirrer, so she prefers straws. “There’s no known photos of the Mothman.”

     

    Pretty much what it says on the tin, gang.

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    Charlotte and Ted are working for Dirk Gently, holistic detective. Complications arise. There's jealousy, confessions and shenanigans.
    And let's not forget the chai ice tea.

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    Todd knows he's got to talk to Farah about what's been going on. Unfortunately, the Universe has decided to never let them be in the same room without Dirk.

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    Todd is ultimately not that surprised when he, Dirk, and Farah are walking down the street and Dirk sees someone walking on the opposite sidewalk, screams, and starts jumping up and down and waving. He is surprised, though, when that stranger starts jumping up and down and waving and screaming back. Usually if Dirk attracts someone’s attention, they stare at him like a crazy person, unless he asks if they’ve experienced accelerated strangeness or maybe their goat has gone missing, or maybe if they’re gained a goat, and then they’re usually a surprise client.

     

    Dirk and the Doctor excitably run into each other on the street.

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    Дирк встречает старого приятеля, и Тодду он не нравится. Но кто знает, может, что-то Тодда все же сможет удивить?

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    A pathetic sob slips from Todd’s lips and then he’s crying.
    Because Dirk-- his savior, his partner, his best friend, his everything-- might never wake up.

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    Dirk falls into a coma. And then his time-traveling daughter from the future shows up to help Todd save him.

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    'Il mio vecchio affittuario mi ha scritto ieri, e a quanto sembra devo andare a prendere le mie cose o le getterà in un cassonetto.'
    'In un che cosa?' chiese Todd, sedendosi pesantemente sul divano.
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    Dirk e Todd vanno a Londra.

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    Dirk, Todd, Farah, and Tina wrap up a case in Santa Fe involving a partly missing cat named Gusty Winds. A weird hotel room layout helps things along when the boys end up sharing a room.

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    ‘So, anyway,’ Dirk carries on as though Todd hasn’t said anything, ‘This isn’t particularly comfortable so could you please undo them? The key’s over there on the table.’

    Todd glances over. The key is indeed sitting on the table at the foot of the bed. He starts towards it… and then stops. Even with Dirk being who he is there are really only so many times he’s likely to handcuff himself to something. Todd should probably make the most of this opportunity.

     

    LITERAL YEARS AGO someone asked me to write Brotzly with handcuffs. I finally made good on it.

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    Based on a prompt by my friend Kryox: they find a chord/thread that entangles them, every time they try to get loose it entangles them even more

    That's really only half the prompt, but the rest is a spoiler, so. You're gonna have to wait to find out about it.

    First of the Brotzly prompt fics I'm writing for folks on Tumblr and my very first fic in this fandom and on this new shiny account.

    Rated T for some cursing.

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    "What about him?" Dirk asked innocently, taking an avid interest in the remains of his banana milkshake.

    Farah rolled her eyes. "Don't make me say it."

    He carefully arranged a blob of cream into a cat shape with his straw.

    "Fine. Dirk, how's the enormous crush on your roommate going?"

     

    Dirk returns to the Ridgely after an impromptu jaunt across the Nordic wilderness, and finds life has moved on somewhat in his absence. With Farah camping in his bedroom, Bart and Ken living in (alleged) domestic bliss, and Todd freshened up and back on the dating scene, he finds himself with no one to commiserate with but his agoraphobic landlady Amanda; who, sadly, remains the one person he can never be truly honest with, on account of the whole 'lying to get the flat' thing.

    A superbly bad idea, in retrospect.

    Return to the domestic mayhem as the sadder but wiser six grapple their way through the maze of adult life; featuring quests for belonging, self-actualisation, and hobbies that don't involve shooting each other with paint.

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    Amity Pierce joins in on the Holistic adventures with the eccentric detective Dirk Gently and her high school friend Todd Brotzman. This is a BBCA's Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency fanfiction. (Adventure/Sci-fi/Mystery/Romance.)

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    12/?
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