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    On a business trip to America, Crowley encounters the Church of Night and remembers exactly how much he hates Satanists. A Chilling Adventures of Sabrina/Book Omens crossover.

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    A collection of one-shots containing oodles of hilarious, unmentionable, and down-right rude jokes. From tongue-in-cheek, double entendre to taboo. No character is exempt from the rude, crude, and totally uproarious adult gags. Find out in Deku Unscripted. {AU} READ at your own risk!

    Update on 9/21/18: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode IV)
    Update on 5/13/19: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode V)
    Update on 5/14/19: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode VI)
    Update on 7/14/19: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode VII)
    Update on 8/16/19: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode VIII)
    Update on 8/19/19: "Welcome To Dekuland" (Episode IX)
    Update on 1/10/20: "Two Drink Minimum, Please!" (Episode X)

    The short story, "Emerald Hill," is now a story on "Izuku's Mothers!"

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    11/?
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    170
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    13
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    ”After the events of the Eight Precepts of Death and Mirio Togata losing his quirk due to being shot by a quirk destroying bullet he is left to adapt to being inactive as a hero. Togata however intends to not let his setback get to him, but deep down he is saddened by the events that transpired. Izuku Midoriya holds much guilt over what has happened to Togata, but despite everything the guilt Izuku kept within has encouraged him to help his mentor Togata in his time of need- as a hero and as more. Izuku’s actions, and Mirio's inspiration spun a web- a domino effect, of scenarios that will soon shake the foundation of U.A. and all of its students; ones covered in angst, loss, insecurity, fear, and love.
    This is a story about fallen angels rising back to their former glory”

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    17/?
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    "Aang and his friends wake up in the strange new world of Huoli. They are without their bending, without a way home and surrounded by strange creatures known as Pokémon. With the help of their new found friend Yuu, they all set out on an adventure around this mysterious region looking for clues to help them return home, regain their bending again, and find out why they had been brought to this place to begin with."

     

    *[SERIES WILL BE ON A JANUARY 2020 MONTH BREAK. RETURNS FIRST SUNDAY OF FEBRUARY 2020]*

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    27/?
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    26
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    2
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    A man tells his friend about how much he has come to dislike his job. If you are reading this, you certainly won't feel sorry for the guy! I mean, how bad can a job be where you get to make kids cum?

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    Voldemort and his cronies would never have predicted their end would come like this! Inspired by the Monty Python skit "The Funniest Joke in the World."

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    In which Mark is the son of a drug lord and has to (begrudgingly) take over the "family business" after his father's untimely death.

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    8/?
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    6
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    McCoy tells Kirk about "perineum sunning," a practice which pretty much exposes the "final frontier."

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    Rockin' Balin is back with a new holiday extravaganza. In a countdown until New Year's Day, Balin is forcing random dwarves to host random funny holiday songs. Pictures of ugly holiday sweaters that the dwarves must wear will be included. Readers may suggest songs. As this is a random countdown, the first posting of the first 5 days will be 12/5/19.

    Note: Technical difficulty delay until 12/6.

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    1/32
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    A collection of drabbles and short fics posted one a day for the month of November in celebration of Gundam Wing Month.

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    30/30
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    2
    Hits:
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    Exactly what it says on the tin. It's a high school AU. No twists, no subversions, no deconstructions.

    You're probably going to read this anyway.

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    35/?
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    10
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    Chocolate sauce has so many uses.... Fluffember prompt post for #12 Food.

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    1/1
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    Lena Luthor, better known as Lena Mercer, is the star of a paranormal-style show. She and her cohorts explore haunted places and show how they aren't haunted at all, explained in snarky Lena detail and copious bi-lingual cursing. To her horror, she's forced by the network to join the cast of the other main ghost hunting shows in a live, week-long investigation of Woolcroft, also known as Luthor Manor. Lena grew up with her mother in Ireland, but spent her summers roaming the halls of the dark, depressing mansion on the heels of her beloved older brother. At least, until he went berserk and killed dozens in Metropolis and blamed it on demons he claimed had possessed him in the basement of his truly creepy home. Lena has spent her professional career in a quest to prove that the man she once idolized is far from possessed or insane, while hiding their relationship from the world. She never thought she'd end up investigating the one place she was sure she never would, or that a peppy blonde amateur would throw her entire world into chaos.

    And they won't let her drink. At all. For an entire week. Which is being streamed 24/7.

    This summary is worse than the story. Slightly.

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    Doomguy is pissed. So fucking pissed, he's going to travel across space and time just to fuckin' punch all the baddies so hard that their brain cases explode into a shower of crunchy mist. It's nothing more than a melting pot of psychotic frustration and explicitly sensual violence— what's not to love? Seething with action and heavy metal; dripping with brutal gore and twisted nonsense! Endless fun for the entire family! RIP AND TEAR!

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    38/?
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    3
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    He's looking at her with this queer combination of quiet amusement and overwhelming interest. His body is slightly leaned towards her in his chair beside her, one elbow balanced on the table. His eyes look almost black in the dim light, and it's nearly impossible to tell where his pupils end and his irises begin. It makes him look wide eyed, intent, almost innocent.

    Except the way he's looking at her is anything but innocent.

    --

    What do you do when you meet a guy like Jon Snow at what might be the world's worst bar?

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    “Not even a text, Ames?” he mumbles, casting his eyes to the floor before looking back up. “A sneaky photo or two?”

    She sighs, her shoulders rising and falling with the action, and suddenly he’s desperate for the feeling of her arms around him. “I’ve told you already, babe. It was - ”

    Classified information.” They say it in unison, Jake’s tone noticeably less interested in the importance of such a concept.

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    General Hux tries to search for “kyber” on the holonet but it is mistyped as “kylux”. He is scarred for life and determined to destroy the strange planet of Tumblr that has produced such atrocities. He finds an unlikely ally in Rey, who isn’t too happy to find out about Reylo either. (She only just moved in with Rose.) Rose is reluctant to promote censorship despite her concerns for her girlfriend, but when Hux introduces her to “Roux/GingerRose” she is out for blood.

    But others concerned about the fate of their own blogs and entertainment convince them to leave the site mostly intact but ban “adult content”. The journey to another galaxy far away to announce their demands and enforce them is a struggle, but after all Hux has planet-destroying weaponry and Rey has a lightsaber and Force-choking powers. Rose has attitude and a taser. The odd, backward planet of “Earth” shall bow to the combined might of the First Order and the Resistance.

    Gratuitous social and political commentary, inspired by the Great Tumblr Purge of 2018.
    Because “female-presenting nipples” sounds exactly like something Hux would say with a sneer.

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    5/9
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    13
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    36
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    4
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    Written for a monthly rumbelling August Prompts
    Smut: “I’m not going to stop until you come.”

    Belle stood staring at her own reflection in the mirror.Today was her wedding day,today she would become Mrs. Rosenthal,

     when suddenly she caught his reflection in the mirror! quickly turning around she found him standing in the doorway. looking at her the same way he always did,with unabashed hunger!

    Re-edited,

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    John Watson woke every morning to the harmony of song birds.
    “Jesus fucking-- it’s not even fucking seven you little cunts,” John said.
    (John doesn’t believe in happily ever after. He gets it anyway.)

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    "When Caspar invites Linhardt over for some tea, and is acting a bit TOO nice Linhardt ponders if they are on a date. As misunderstanding arise things get a bit too lax and angst-filled for the both of them to soon handle..."

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    24
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    2
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