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    His dad sighed, sitting on the chair by the bed, “look, I don’t wanna argue before breakfast-”

    “What would we argue about?” Stiles raised his brows expectantly, “Except for how unreasonable it is to make me sit here for another full day when I’m obviously fine.”

    His dad took a deep breath as if bracing for something before answering, “Stiles, I’m sending you to live with your aunt.”

    What?” that had to be a joke, “ha-ha, very funny.”

    “It’s not a joke, son,” his dad insisted, “you almost died, you were in a coma, because I can’t keep you out of trouble! Maybe she’ll have better luck than I’ve had.”

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    Loki stumbles upon an abandoned building on one of his many walks. While exploring he discovers a mysterious girl locked away in a cell. He helps her escape and in doing so starts a new on Midgard.

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    The universe’s mightiest heroes get together to stop Thanos. Only this time they’ve got a demon on their side.

    “NOBODY DRINK THE WATER,” Quill coughs out frantically, “IT TASTES LIKE GOAT PISS!”
    “Was that really necessary?”Steve asks Darcy, who shrugs. Felt pretty necessary.
    “What is a goat,” Mantis inquires sweetly, “and why do you know what it’s urine tastes like?”
    “Is it similar to an A’askavariian?” Drax asks.

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    Kaneki is spat into the world of the Avengers, his memory? Fuzzy, but he’s remembering, albeit pretty slowly. Oh yeah, he becomes a stripper, gets admitted into an asylum, and is forced to join the Avengers. Everything is just peachy.

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    Peter lives in a sketchy part of town and unknowingly gets involved in the mafia because he doesn't want to get jumped. Tony is fascinated by the boy who saved him a headache and decides to reward him for it.

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    I read Future Starts Slow by amethyst-noir (Arbonne) and well I really couldn't resist writing. This is what came of it. I had the amazing author read it of course and am posting with permission. Let me know what you think?

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    “Violence shapes people. Ordinary humans use and abuse violence when without emotion, when we lose all love. When you hurt the ones you love, the is the greatest violence of all.

    From violence the Winter Soldier was born.

    “Bucky?””

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    Being part of a rehabilitation program truly isn't as bad as Loki had thought. Earth is actually quite nice, to be honest. Nonetheless, there is one thing he misses about his old life: Asgardian sweets.
    Tony Stark may or may not be of assistance.

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    Alternate universe in which Tony isn't Ironman, but he's still the CEO of a company with too much money to burn and questionable morals.

    (The fic where Tony and Peter swipe right on each other in Tinder, things go from there and they find that they're fucking perfect for each other)

    x.x.x

    ''You're married.''

    ''Unhappily so. Would that be a problem?''

    ''No. It's...perfect.'' Tony raises an eyebrow at that and Peter hastily corrects himself. ''I don't mean that it's perfect that your marriage is failing. It's fine that you're married. Married is good.'' Peter unconsciously licks his lips and Tony can't help but to think that the boy sitting across him might not be so innocent after all.

    He's perfect, the devious voice in Tony's mind whispers.

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    在彼此大量的调情之后Tony终于采取了行动。但Stephen选择了逃跑而不是回应。Tony想知道为什么。

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    After a ton of flirting from both sides Tony finally makes his move. But Stephen chooses to run away instead of responding. Tony wants to know why.

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    In the spring of 2017 three things happened that changed Sam Wilson’s life forever: First, the Accords were dissolved and all related “crimes” committed prior to their repeal were sealed and the sentences commuted. Second, one James “Bucky” Barnes (aka the Winter Soldier), came out of Cryo, was successfully deprogrammed, and chose to live with one Steven Grant Rogers (aka Captain America) as he tried to make his way in the brave new world. Third, Samuel Thomas Wilson (aka The Falcon) fell in love with Bucky Barnes. This wouldn’t ordinarily be of note, save for the fact that he was already in love (and living in glorious sin with) the previously mentioned Steve Rogers.

    Oh, and there’s also the small matter of how Sam handles his post-mission adrenaline drop. (Hint: he doesn’t.)

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    “Seriously, Fury, this is not gonna work,” he let out then, exasperated. “I can’t do what you’re asking, and I don’t give a damn if you’re not really asking. I can’t take the boy with me, I wouldn’t even know what to do with him. Take him to school? Cook him meals? Come on, I can barely take care of myself, less of all of another human being. Even worse, a teenager!”

    “The boy will be delivered to the Stark Tower at thirteen hundred today,” Fury said. “Good talk, Stark.”

    And before Tony could even think of adding something to make his argument even more valid than it already was, Fury was gone in a swish of dark coat, leaving Tony to try and figure out what the hell he was gonna do now.

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    Or, the one in which Tony finds himself fostering a kid and has no idea how to deal with it.

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    "How can I protect us, Buck? If I’m not Captain America, how do I keep us safe?”

     

    One year after the events in Siberia and Bucky and Steve are back in Brooklyn, quietly trying to make a life for themselves. They have friends, a home, and one another. But the world can’t stay at peace forever, and when Steve comes home to find the shield waiting for him in the front hall, he knows he has some decisions to make.

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    "I'm the barista and you're the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while talking on the phone the entire time so I misspell your names in increasingly creative ways everyday" au

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    Tony has created an invention that allows you to live out your happiest memories and fantasies. And of course, he wants the reluctant Steve Rogers to try it out. At first, his thoughts are normal, but what happens when his thoughts begin to wander?

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    When Bucky fell from the train, he froze at the bottom of the ravine and never became the Winter Soldier.

    Basically: The Winter Soldier didn't kill Howard Stark, so Tony's life sucks. Tony is the one to greet Steve when Steve wakes up, thanks to Peggy. Then Steve asks Tony to have them look for Bucky's body, and, whoops, looks like Buckyboy is still alive.

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    Peter meets the Avengers.
    Oh yeah, and Peter doesn't have a gender.

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    “C’mon, Cap. She’s got a body like the soda bottles you and your buddies used to buy from the machines at the corner store."

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    They were just supposed to get some food. Not have some sort of heart-wrenching insecurity reveals. At least Peter is cute and Tony knows how to try.

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