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    What the hell is going on with Cecil?

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    Make a name for yourself. Make it unpronounceable. Make it out of mud, blood, clay. Curse all those who learn this name.
    I am your host, Q.
    Welcome to Night Vale...

    It seems that a new man came into town today, listeners. Apparently, the Angels said that his name is Bond. James Bond. Like those long-term lending agreements, the government issues from time to time. He’s here on official business, said the Angels, though they didn’t specify what. He’s handsome, with a square jaw and white teeth and perfect hair that I hate and love in equal measure. His eyes were colder than ice, if that were a thing, but lit up like the glow cloud whenever he smiled.

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    Cecil can only watch, or that's what he thinks.

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    Night Vale falls in love with Carlos the Scientist almost instantly. The Voice of Night Vale does his best to keep Carlos and his Team of Scientists safe.

    (You might want to read the first two fics in the series first.)

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    I’ve been in some pretty strange situations over the years. Comes with the territory of working for the Phoenix Foundation and being friends with Pete Thornton and Jack Dalton, two extremes and equally crazy in very different ways.

    But this? This tops all of them.


    MacGyver spent yesterday thirty years in the future. He accidentally brought a high school kid back with him, the world might be scheduled to end in five days, and if he never has to hear the words "Night Vale" again it'll honestly be too soon. He really needs a nap, and possibly a therapist.

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    A list of things:

    Lost people, found.

    Lost people, unfound.

    An awkward road trip with friends to track down a missing father.

    A vague yet menacing government agency that is not what it seems.

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    15
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    Carlos likes to open doors, Kevin likes to close them.

    Carlos finds a door, one which is definitely not old nor made of oak; the door was more of a soft mahogany with a crisp varnished sheen.
    The door returns him to a point in time before he ever ventured into Night Vale.
    Aided with future knowledge he is determined to stop Strex before they have a chance to harm Night Vale.
    The only problem is, telling someone about his endeavor would compromise the integrity of the experiment and introduce more confounding variables. Not to mention time travel's on-again, off-again legality.

    Having a persistent news reporter and radio host report on your every action complicates matters; as does being in love with said reporter who doesn't even remember you.

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    3/?
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    Would you like to know why the Radio Demon is so much more powerful than the other humans in Hell?

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    2
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    2
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    26
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    4
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    Random Desert Bluffs Community Radio episodes straight out of my head.

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    3/?
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    Cecil is more of a human being when he controls himself, and more of a randomly omnipotent heaven knows what if his control begins to slip away. Carlos loves him anyway.

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    1/1
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    64
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    Carlos starts falling in love with Cecil, and he starts falling in love with Night Vale. It's kind of the same thing.

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    5
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    The horizon glowed purple as the sun set with a screech. The smooth baritone drifted through the air. "Welcome to Night Vale."

    Short drabbles generated by the Talk to Transformer AI.

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    10/?
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    It takes Carlos a month and a half to realize that Night Vale is going easy on him.
    He’s been a little distracted by everything else about this impossible town. The sun doesn’t set at the right time, the ground is experiencing enormous, constant seismic shifts, there are houses that don’t exist and dragons that do, the radio station is radioactive almost to Chernobyl levels, the Sheriff’s Secret Police seem to suffer from social anxiety…
    The point is, Carlos has had a lot going on. That’s his excuse for why it takes him so long.

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    It’s time to stop thinking about you now. This story isn't about you. Not everything is about you, even though you feel like it is sometimes, for example when you do something clumsy in public. Maybe if you weren’t so clumsy you wouldn’t feel so embarrassed all the time. Maybe if you were swift, like a librarian…

    Day 1 of the Inktober Ficlets. Prompt: Swift.

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    Carlos makes a toy for Khoshekh. Also they get a puppy, and Carlos wonders whether this is a sign of something for the future.

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    Comments:
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    31
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    6
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    Rose Lalonde, speaker for Night Vale Radio Station, is in love with resident alien scientist, Kanaya Maryam. Shenanigans that may or may not be related ensue.

     

    (Originally posted on 16-8-19)

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    Beside Cecil sat Carlos, his eyes distant and red from the tears that had spilled freely earlier in the day. His head was down, forehead wrinkled, brows drawn, mouth in a frown that could have been cute in any other context. His hair, perfect as always in Cecil’s opinion, was a mess where he’d been running his hands through it, the grey at the temples sticking out almost comically. Again, if the situation had only been different…

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    417
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    A corn maze appears in Night Vale....

    What could go wrong?

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    18
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    Maybe Cecil has authority standing over him because he put them there, when he was still just Night Vale.

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    4
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    86
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    Carlos isn’t sure what engagement customs are like in Night Vale, so he asks Janice on one of the weekends while she’s over at their house.

    “Oh, it’s just like everywhere else, I think, just a ring, and you go down on one knee, and - OH MY GOD UNCLE CARLOS ARE YOU GOING TO PROPOSE TO UNCLE CECIL?”

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    Comments:
    11
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    164
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    810

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