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    It's the summer before Eight Year. Simon didn't go back to care like the Mage wanted him to. He's alone with nothing to entertain him but a phone and a random number he had written down on his notebook. What's the worst that could happen if he texted that person?

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    I knew a boy, I knew a man that looked a lot like you
    I knew a time, I knew a place that felt a lot like you

    - Tom Misch, “Man Like You”

    This is a story about football, friendship, and family. It's also about two boys who grew into men and fell in love.

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    Baz is coming home to Solsbury F.C.
    Simon has been waiting for eight long years.

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    Simon Snow has lead a very stressful life, he bottles up his feelings and doesn't want to deal with them like a normal person. Night terrors and anxiety begin to eat him up until he goes to Basilton to help spell him calm, but that only works like a pill... the bad thoughts always come back.

    What's wrong with Snow? - Baz

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    Tyrannus Basilton Grimm Pitch has always considered himself the perfect practicing young wizard. It just so happens his father demands it of him as well. Baz has one little drawback: being a vampire, he would be immediately expelled if anyone were to find out. After facing the worst summer in his life, he returns only to be pestered by Simon Snow.

    Once Simon Snow accidentally spells Baz to 'Spill the Tea,' he knows way more about Baz than the brat ever wanted... he drives himself mad with guilt at invading Baz's person business even though they are mortal enemies... right?
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    "𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘢!" 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘉𝘢𝘻 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘙𝘶𝘗𝘢𝘶𝘭'𝘴 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘺.

    "𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘯... 𝘐 𝘭-" 𝘉𝘢𝘻 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩

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    Simon finds himself at the Wank of England, Vauxhall’s infamous gay pub. Ruled by drag queen Baz Pitch aka Tyra Fangs, and staffed by lovable queer misfits, many lost souls have found themselves within its dark walls. But Simon’s not just another lost soul, and Baz is more than the sparkling gowns he wears as armour, and together they may build something better than a place to grab a pint.

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    Based on a taylor swift song of the same name. Its recommended to listen to it before, during or after it.

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    The grounds around the gates of Watford are burnt. The dining hall stinks of magick. It's three months since the tumultuous end of seventh year—one lonely summer, and six more weeks in a lonelier room—and Baz is finally back. And Simon needs to know why.

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    Baz can't stop seeing the boy with the blue eyes everywhere he looks. It doesn't matter, anyway. It's the second semester of their senior year, and Baz just wants to graduate with his head down and his grades up.

    Between the group project and the ice cream dates, Simon only becomes harder to ignore, and he plays that same damn playlist every time he's in Baz's car. And with prom coming up, too, there's almost too much to keep track of.
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    your one-stop shop for awkward high school flirting, familial trauma, and a rocky path to found family

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    I used to think that Valentine’s Day was bollocks invented by greeting card companies.

    That was before I started at Watford and learned that it was deadly serious.

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    a fic i was writing in 2020-2021 about simon & baz going on a date to an aquarium. It will likely never be finished, but i don't want to lose it forever because i still kind of like it.

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    Lady Salisbury is the founder and CEO of Ruth’s Kitchen, a high-end baking and cookware company that, following 40 years of being a boutique line in the UK has exploded on the international market following a marketing deal with the Great British Bake Off.
    Lady Salisbury, too busy to do her own shopping now and suddenly finding herself on breakfast tv and daytime talk shows across the UK, Europe and North America has hired a personal stylist and shopper, Basilton Pitch.
    Enter her troubled grandson Simon.

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    It’s eighth year and everything is wrong. Baz showed up eight weeks late, he’s even grayer than normal, and his knee is all busted. Plus all of this medieval weaponry has started appearing in our room.

    It’s eighth year and everything is wrong. Snow isn’t back to his clobbering weight, something happened between him and Agatha, and now all of these sex toys are appearing in our room. Plus, Snow clearly thinks they’re weapons and I swear to Merlin if he practices his “sword work” with a double-headed dildo one more time, I’m going to impale myself on it, and yes, I do mean THAT way.

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    Creating an eighth-year spell isn't exactly Simon Snow's top priority, but maybe he can kill two birds with one stone: pass his exams, and keep a watchful eye on Baz.

    It's not as if his magic ever goes wrong. It's not like this might have consequences...

    Written for the Erotic Grope Fest 2023!

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    Baz started Watford determined to hide his vampirism at almost any cost. But what if the Mage had confronted him about his secret? What if, instead of threatening to expose him, the Mage offered to help him? And what would be the consequences of accepting his enemy’s help?

    A canon divergence fic looking at the ripple effects the Mage's offer would have on Watford, the wars, and Baz’s relationship with Simon Snow.

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    A few months in, when neither of us could sleep, I asked him what his attacks felt like. He whispered it across the small space between our beds—told me about the numbness and the nausea, about how he had to remind himself to just breathe because he wasn't dying.

    Baz panics and gets hugs and cuddles.

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    Shenanigans abound in this tale of espresso, frappuccinos, and emotional constipation. Watch as Simon and Baz deal with the struggles of customer service, and maybe, eventually, (hopefully for Penny’s sanity) learn how to actually express their feelings for each other.

    I wouldn’t get your hopes up though.

    or the barnes and noble au that literally no one asked for.

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    Baz is determined that 2015 will be his year. His year to break free of his vampirism, his father's expectations, and most of all, his feelings for Simon Snow.

    There's only one problem...

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    In a human world where creatures are expected to keep their heads down, Simon and Baz are trying to live their best lives, despite the secrets they both are hiding.

    Baz is a sought-after nutritionist, populating his Instagram with feel-good stories of his human clients, while discreetly treating his creature clients with true passion. He is accomplished, self-reliant and keeps others at arm’s length. Simon is a care home employee who is working towards realising his life’s dream of becoming a firefighter.

    Simon needs help getting his cholesterol numbers down so he can join the fire brigade. Baz is reluctant to take him on – this guy Snow comes on way too strong for Baz’s comfort. But Simon is determined to secure Baz’s assistance and maybe he'll help Baz open up enough to find what he's been missing too.

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    “I’m just surprised.” Baz starts over. “I’m just surprised you want to. Touch me. Casually.”

    Snow puts down his mug. “Do you want me to stop?” he says.

    Baz doesn’t know what to say. He turns up his hands, wishing again for something to fill them with. He can feel his shirt sticking to his back. “I don’t know,” he says, miserably. “I just think I have a lot of baggage. Significantly more baggage than I first supposed.”

    “You’re a whole fucking carousel,” Snow suggests.

    Baz laughs, startled. The quality of the laugh startles him right along with its cause. It’s not his drunken laugh, nor his made-for-TV laugh, which flashes all his teeth and emerges in tailored syllables. This laugh reminds him of Penny’s. He wonders if it’s his real one. He wonders why it feels so unfamiliar.

    “You can touch me,” he says.

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    When Simon sees Baz with Agatha in the Wavering Wood, he goes off. When he and Penny can see again, Baz and Agatha are unconscious. After a brief stint in the infirmary, it seems that all is well - but Baz is acting oddly and Simon is determined to get to the bottom of it in the few days they have before the end of the year.

    Meanwhile, Baz and Agatha try to solve their problem on their own, which could give rise to dire consequences...

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