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    You'd think John would be better prepared for the end of the world. What with his superior knowledge on movies. But he finds himself thrown head first into a shitty B film style zombie apocalypse. will him and his new friends survive to live in the new undead normal? or will they be picked off one by one. unable to find a cure in all the carnage.

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    4/?
    Kudos:
    8
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    74
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    The Distortion could get along with Jane Prentiss. It doesn't. They have a good time anyway.

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    2,259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    100
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    A collection of WIPs— some very old, some new— that I may or may not pick up again. Posting them here to get them out of my Google Docs, and also see if there’s interest for any of them.

    (Due to my writing process, many paragraphs do not connect together and the stories become nonlinear, specifically the paragraphs with more than one line space between them. If the story does not make full sense, of there are large visual gaps in the text, this is why.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,877
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    801
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    Vriska likes Tavros, sort of, except its the kind of like where she wants to push and wants him to push back, and Tavros doesn't push back. He takes it, and takes it, and she just keeps pushing, until one day she looks at him and realizes they're not on the same page.

    Can be read standalone from the series, but makes multiple references to the first fic in it, so you might want to read that one first.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,024
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    84
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    Spurred on by pale instinct, Kanaya spends most of her time on the meteor looking after the others and making sure they're safe and healthy. She doesn't mind, though. She'd do anything for the idiots she loves.

    (tws in the tags)

    Language:
    English
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    3,199
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    165
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    Two omniscient bros with debilitating depression, sitting between realities, five feet apart because we haven't reached that part of the narrative yet. Keep a tight grip on the bridles of your metaphorical horses. I'm working up to it.

    (Dirk is tired. Haven't you ever wanted to let someone make the tough choices for you?)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,400
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    2397
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    There’s blackrom and then there’s what you’ve managed to wind up with: Fickle pitch-for-pay with a violet-blood malcontent who is old enough to be your ancestor.

    Thank fuck it helps pay the bills.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,351
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    346
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    You let me violate you, You let me desecrate you, You let me penetrate you, You let me complicate you
    I want to fuck you like an animal, I want to feel you from the inside, I want to fuck you like an animal
    My whole existence is flawed, You get me closer to god, You can have my isolation, You can have the hate that it brings.

    Language:
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    Words:
    5,502
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    339
  9. Old Gods by Anonymous for The_Shame_Basement

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    20 Jun 2019

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    " rose is a human– maybe a prisoner of war, maybe a casualty of alternia's cruel rule over human planets, maybe a shrewd survivalist playing the long con– who has been selected as the Amporas' newest plaything. the Ampora men quickly realize they've gotten more than they bargained for.
    give me the decadence and hedonism and glorious, glittering excess of the royal Ampora clan, and give me Rose scoring one (or two) for the home team through any means necessary– magic, judicious application of pressure to certain pressure points, or just her quick wits and feminine wiles! however it goes down, I want Rose to make these two fishtrolls her bitches.
    bonus points for mommy kink, and/or for Rose ending up with a swollen belly full of slurry (or lots of tiny little fish eggs!)"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,030
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    268
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    A rather abusive relationship between Karkat and Gamzee. Takes place on the meteor, in a slightly different timeline, no major changes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,467
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    595
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    Deceit and Virgil understand each other but don't get along (until they do).

    Language:
    English
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    2,184
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    508
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    The Seer of Mind collapses inwards on herself.

    (100 Drabbles Challenge--Shame)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    136
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    128
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    It is easier to hate than it is to love, and Vriska Serket is not easy to love.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,248
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    2165
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    Cronus learns some of Kankri's secrets and uses that to force him into some pitch activities.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,182
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1155
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    Two girls love the same boy. One's a stalker, the other's his sister. In both cases, it's pretty fucked up.

    Harima Mika decides to fuck it up even more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,236
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    246
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    Aradia decides to move to Japan to experience a new culture, while Sollux just wants his matesprite to stay away from trouble. As it turns out, only Aradia gets what she wants, and Sollux is left to curse at paradox space for all the stupidity they found themselves in.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    158
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    130
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    karkat goes and fucks himself

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,997
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2338
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    Winning the game didn't make everything all right, not by a long shot. Honestly, they should have seen it coming, a sadistic and cruel game like sburb/Sgrub wouldn't let them achieve happiness after victory. Now they all find themselves broken in more ways than one, stuck in a place where they're sanity is brought into question by everyone but themselves. Which has lead all of them journeying down the rabbit hole of insanity together, and they're not sure they'll ever crawl out of it once they reach the bottom. Not to mention people are getting murdered, and it isn't any of the usual suspects this time.

    Or

    In which all players find themselves in an asylumstuck/humanstuck AU, where there is a murderer on the loose, a team of FBI profilers that were sent to catch said murderer, they're not considers sane by pretty much everyone, no one seems to be interested in giving all these traumatized kids the help they need, and they are all forced to sort out their issues themselves.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    322
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    337
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    A series of non-linear drabbles about the life of the Kenzou twins before, during, and after the game.

    Prompts are very much accepted

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    241
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    135
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    Kanaya has concerns; Roxy has ideas and Jade has the know-how, and what does Rose have? A reflection with a Cheshire cat grin with a pitch colored tinted twinkle in her eye.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    357

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